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So why haven't you incinerated your bed, clothes, carpet, and the whole house in general?

>>35414415
Everything must go
Everything you own must go
You disgusting pig

How the fuck does that even happen? You filthy nigger

>>35414399
Yes
I sometimes start trouble with my boyfriend on purpose to get him angry. The worst thing I've done was kiss his best friend in front of our friends and he took me outside and smacked me

>>35414454
You're pretty gross

>>35414454
it means he loves you *_* ^_^"

the harder he beats you the more he likes you *~~*

so kinky~~

>>35414394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuKibz9Svew
i cri everitiem

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>>35414425
thanks for the bump anon, its not bad, gonna bump my own thread if I still can if not i'll just let it die like my dreams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgrZ1Jg-CTE

>>35414374
I ave posyed in your thred

>>35414374
Same shit happened to me anon.

Anon seemed like he loved me one day and then doesn't reply at all the next.

I think it's autism or something.

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>>35414989
>seemed like he loved me

I'm having a secret affair with my hand

>>35414347
I'm planning to create a rogue Christian theocratic state in Africa. Through a lifetime of putting everything into my career I'll slowly amass more and more capital and invest it into an unfortunate small city in Africa. My influence there will grow and I'll start to visit and if none of them kill the relatively rich white man, I'll retire from my career and become the head honcho in an area with no real government control. From there I'll do the best to manage the economy and provide at least food to everyone and the chance to work thanks to my contributions to the economy.

If it works I may be able to push for a domino effect with small surrounding areas before I die and form aforementioned Christian theocratic state.

It's going to be super rad.

I have a whole drawer full of stupid goth shit that I'd never wear in public.
>tfw even your secrets are boring

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Oh, I forgot to put "femanon" and "trap" in the OP post. This is fucking r9k, what did I expect with asking you closet faggots about anything.

It's not like we fucking know

My job requires a lot of public speaking (prosecution). Write or copy speeches offline and practice and video tape yourself giving them in the mirror. This won't necessarily help you with making good conversation but it will make you confident in your ability to speak and you can see your weird quirks.

Now if you would like to find places to talk to people try going to a local sports game. Learn up on the team/ sport and what they are like. Everyone at a sports game is there to watch and have a good time easy conversation piece; the game, the team, how they are different from this year to last year. It's one of the easiest times to start a conversation. Express your opinion on a player or even ask someone what they think of the team so far. Whenever something good happens for the team get excited/ when something bad happens emulate others responses. Maybe the first couple times people do things just kind of give a watered down response, but once you are sure of the best course of action you can amp it up a bit, but refrain from being the crazy sports guy. Good luck anon.

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another image to help escape your miserble real life

Thanks anon, I love looking at these. You uh don't have any pick a qt ones do you?

>Choose two
hey, that's quite a bargain!
It's an easy pick then: Virtuous Spirit and Improvement Embodiment.

>>35414284
Wtf are you talking about

Origami in Oregon

>>35414284
lol xD so RaNDUm XDD

>>35414346
Every time you go down stairs you need to pray. It's not that complicated.

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Please pet your touhous on the daily anon.

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I wish I had a pet Touhou.

no, fuck off it /fit/

>>35414248
Sit on my face mistress.

>>35414248
I want to suck the sweet testosterone laden milk from her firm pec-tits so bad

>>35414218
Mostly jealousy. Chad lives life on easy mode.

>>35414218
Your story is the opposite of mine. The Chads hated me, but sometimes the Stacies pitied me.
Not all Stacies were nice, but most of them were.

>>35414218
Chad is literally superior to yu. He is smarter he is faster he is stronger his dick is bigger and he is taller of course. We hate to admit we aren't life's winners

>walk by some people
>they're quiet
>they start laughing a little bit after you've passed them

>walk by clump of grills
>giggles are heard

That happens to me but its because I'm attractive. I wish I could share this with you guys :(

>>35414180
ye, gimme sum of dat dogpucci

you should be put to death by firing squad

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>>35414230

>anon, you are my older brother, let's play boyfriend and girlfriend again!

>>35414156
I actually know this very specific feel, it's annoying af. Especially since English isn't my first language, so she probably thought I was retarded or something but she was just too quiet to hear.

>Are there any movies you're looking forward to seeing?
aksjdaskjjfft bear floggin
>What?
I like the one actress laskdjlaskj
>What? Which movie? Which actress?
Lsjadlakjdlijaksjdk
>What?
I'm gonna kjasdkjah a shower now anon.. Bye..

Good good. You go have a shower :) :D I have a bunch of chores to do namely braining myself with a hammer

>>35414325
>braining myself
what does this mean kek

i got 193 aspd on my sinX

>>35414120
stop making this thread faggot
sage sage