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>one chance at life
>born a NEET
why
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Everyone is born a NEET, anon. Then most of them become wageslaves.
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>>35415534
Why do you call it wageslave. Why don't you call it happy productive fulfilled contributing members of society instead.
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>>35415572
Because what it is wageslavery and not what you just wrote.
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"So I walked towards anon and he started walking like a robot, it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen"
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The virgin walk is literally the worst thing you can do. If a girl sees you doing the virgin walk your chances are 0 with her and her friends probably.
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If a bitch doesn't appreciate my slick dance moves I don't even what to speak to her
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>>35415489
Is it possible to have an eyebrow fetish?
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What exactly is the point of Snapchat? I don't get it at all. I don't understand it at all, can anyone give me a quick runtime of why/how people use it?
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Basically constantly be sending selfies/photos of what you're doing to your friends or whoever. People "streak" which counts the consecutive days that they've been snap chatting with other individuals. Don't get it it's a waste of your time and addictive
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>>35415499
>Basically constantly be sending selfies/photos of what you're doing to your friends or whoever.
Yeah, but why would you want to do this, though? That's the part I have trouble understanding.
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>ywn be gangraped by a bunch of strong, burly men with hard, thick cocks until you shamefully hands-free cum all over your own slutty face
WHY ISN'T PORN LIKE REAL LIFE
WHY LIVE???
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May I ask where you had begotten that mildly arousing image from?
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>>35415452
If you're not fat and actually gay, you could probably make that a reality and do a porn scene for Kink or one of those gay4pay sites where niggers essentially rape money hungry fuccbois on camera
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Ways to make school not awful? 2017-03-10 04:02:13 Post No.35415431
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Ways to make school not awful?
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I'm 18, a senior in high school. All my good friends this year left, and now school is just so fucking boring. I barely talk to anybody, and my classes suck. I miss a day a week because it's just too shitty. How can I help this? I can't make friends with anyone there, they're all so weird and "not my type." The friends that I do have I'm too anxious to talk to for some reason. I hate this shit, I have 5 more months of it.
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>>35415431
Kill yourself now, it's all downhill from there.
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>>35415431
Bumping because same
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>>35415431
If you know what you want to do after highschool just focus on that, if not, just be comfy
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how do you even begin to think about the possibility of not being a total joke aspie khv?
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>>35415405
>If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!!!
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>>35415405
If I dont get my crush to come in where I work tomorrow I'm giving up on the thought of being held by beararms mcgee
>"Son, we need to talk. You remember DeShawn from next door? Well, for the past few weeks..."
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>>35415378
Hi mom! I am happy you met someone who makes you happy. As long as DeShawn treats you well, his level of skin pigmentation does not matter to me.
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Gas cuckposters sage, ignore, etc
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>>35415496
What's wrong Anon? Don't you want your mom to be happy?
>go to class
>my seat is taken
>ok
>spot the asian QT girl I have been saying hi to after class
>seats near her are free
>go near say hi
>she smiles and says hi
>ask if anyone is sitting here
>she happily clears her bag off the seat she asks how i am
>finally this is amazing
>her black friend whos been out for the last 2 weeks rushes into class and plops down next to her and starts talking
>i barely even begun to respond
FUCKING NEGROS RUIN EVERYING I JUST GOT KEKED AND SHE GOT BLACKED IN FRONT OF MY EYES THE MEMES ARE REAL!!! REEEEEEEEEE
SOCIETY IS SO FUCKED WHY EVEN TRY!
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Hahahahaha you THOUGHT nigga
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>>35415359
Destroy them both, OP.
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>>35415466
I did i thought i could be happy
>tfw the world is fucked and there's absolutely nothing that can be done
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There's nothing you can do about it but be comfy and relax, nothing matters but personal comfort.
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>>35415409
>can't even get comfy
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>>35415351
>gonna watch the world burn
Ayyyy
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>random guy joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg the fuck out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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autism i experiance is weeaboo faggots posting the same threads over and over
saged and reported
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I don't know what discord is. Is it a chat room?
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>>35415369
reported for what exactly?
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>Make a typo on a post
>Leave thread and never come back
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>>35415317
>get in argument on /pol/
>getting absolutely BTFO
>throw in one last desperate retort
>close laptop
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>In an argument
>Know the other guy is just gonna keep going forever because we're arguing about opinions instead of facts.
>Tell him he's a dirty fucking roach unworthy to drink piss out of the bottom of a dumpster then refuse to read his dumb ass reply.
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>>35415317
>post on a thread that interests me
>thread dies immediately
every. fucking. time.
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>father found the foreskin-restoration funnel
Afterwards I heard him calling my doctor and scheduling a re-circumcision to cut off what I've grown back, what should I do lads?
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>>35415292
I usually hate these threads, but this ones's pretty great.
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Grow excess, and cut it off to keep as a spare.
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ouch double circumcision that's rough
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Small penis bros get in here 2017-03-10 03:54:13 Post No.35415283
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Small penis bros get in here
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How do you live with the shame? Deal with the fact we will never measure up? I was a pretty good looking guy in high school but after one girl told the entire school I had a small willy I turned robot status real quick and have not been with a girl since.
Just look at the disappointment in her eyes. Is there any hope?
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>>35415283
Yup. Stop worrying about it.
I used to really worry about this sort of thing until I realized that there is absolutely nothing I can do to change it. Would I change it if I could? Sure. But I can't.
Looking any more into it after that is just a waste of your time friendo.
I hope this helps Anon, you're gonna be alright :)
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My dick is about average and I hate it. I want to be able to terrify women with my cock. Really, the joy of terrifying women with my penis would be better than sex I think. I want to shove it in them and for them to cry that it hurts, it's too deep. I fucking hate having an average penis. Do you know how hard it is to hurt women with an average penis? It fucking sucks.
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>>35415332
Avg? Try having a 3 incher
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Would you let your fembot gf bust your balls a little bit?
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C'mon, anon! It'd be fun! Just let me cuntpunt ya!
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>>35415275
I would if I could but I haven't met any fembots that live near me and I can't currently afford to move.
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Your busting my balls here, pal! Your busting my balls.
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Fembots,
Please say "Dick N Balls" in a vocaroo for me
www.vocaroo.com
(it's my fetish)
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MXbHokElqJ
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>>35415493
If you're up for another, can you please say "penises and testicles"?
Thank you, for the first one.
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>>35415493
Read the sandman by Neil gaiman for me?