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Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:30:39 Post No.35417174
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Isn't it weird that 4chan now has 3 boards with flags? Aginst your will all your post gets marked with your nations flag.
Why did we let this happen?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:34:38 Post No.35417258
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You get to identify shitposters and filter them more easily.

There's a sudanese guy on /int/ with a multi-post list identifying shitposters from each country.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:36:40 Post No.35417297
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>>35417258
so in other words, you don't actually want an anonymous board, you want a gimped pseudonymous board with forum dynamics, because you are an autist with a weak constitution

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:37:51 Post No.35417318
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>>35417174
so you can tell whos a F U C K I N G L E A F and get out the rakes

(im a leaf)

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:34 Post No. 35417173 [Report] [View this topic]

>ex texts me asking to get back together
>tell her no thanks I only like 2d
>mfw

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 06:14:58 Post No.35417985
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wow ur so funny anon. good job making her realize that wanting you back was a mistake you fucking faggot

Anonymous 2017-03-10 07:03:36 Post No.35418689
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>>35417173
It hurt me way more than I though it would.

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:29:29 Post No.35417154
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:29:29 Post No. 35417154 [Report] [View this topic]

You just found out your oneitis goes on 4chan. Do you like her more or less?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:47 Post No.35417179
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>>35417154
Is your pic a midget?

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:31:07 Post No.35417184
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>those colorless nipples
Reminds me of my secret highschool gf.
Boy, I wish she hadn't been raped until she was mindbroken.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:33:02 Post No.35417232
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>>35417154
Less unless she just sticks to /adv/, my oneitis is a married Christian woman and my friend who I shouldn't still have feelings for. Her going to this place would be a 180 in her personality.

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2017-03-10 05:23:46 Post No.35417027
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:23:46 Post No. 35417027 [Report] [View this topic]

So my girlfriend left me for another guy, and to be honest, i haven't felt this happy and content in so long. I was so obsessed with her that i didn't see how much she hurt me every day, and my entire demeanor shifted. Just letting you lads know that sometimes wbat makes you happiest might break you. I also trashed the things i had ascociated with her. A thing she gave me, and things i bought her, etc.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:31:02 Post No.35417183
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>>35417027
Take MF out that trash.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:34:29 Post No.35417255
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>>35417183
But she's trash
Oregenoahuisland

SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+)
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/cripplingdepression/ general SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+) 2017-03-10 05:21:57 Post No. 35416992 [Report] [View this topic]

Its been a while. How are you all doing tonight?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:27:23 Post No.35417108
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>>35416992
Hi skelly.

I finally got up the energy to start playing ~~WoW on a private server~~ again. I put it off for like two months because I know I'll wind up lonely and disappointed again, compared to what it used to be a decade ago, since none of my old friends play. But right now it's pretty nice.

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>>35416992
Pretty shitty skelly bro. Work was tiring as fuck today and I'm constantly tired of everything. What about you man? How you been?

SkeletonJW (ID: !!9gZVFc6RHX+) 2017-03-10 05:29:08 Post No.35417146
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>>35417108
I played a bit of wow when legion came out with friends, it was nice but i cant afford it and they all played on different servers

>>35417113
I'm living as a NEET and wanting to die. MIght be going to graduate school, at least if i get in or whatever
its hard to do shit
What do you do for work?

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2017-03-10 05:21:27 Post No.35416979
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:21:27 Post No. 35416979 [Report] [View this topic]

No one cares about me, not really, so why don't I just let go and do exactly what I want to in life?

I want to shave my head bald, I want to buy a bicycle, I want to ride it out to movies and treat myself to restaurants I can't afford, I want to let girls know exactly how I feel, I want to run and never stop running. I want to feel free for once in my life, /r9k/.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:25:06 Post No.35417058
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>>35416979
Do it faggot, if you do not fear death or consequences then be free.

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>>35416979
i think we can all relate with that feeling OP.
what's stopping you, personally?

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:38:31 Post No.35417335
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>>35417073
Each day I ask myself similar questions and the answers are becoming fewer and fewer. The biggest is that I don't have an actual income and only have a few semesters left until I can get my AA.

Academics are keeping me tied down, I'm so behind in one class that I want to give up.

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2017-03-10 05:14:14 Post No.35416839
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:14:14 Post No. 35416839 [Report] [View this topic]

Haven't visited /r9k/ for 3 weeks (my new record).

Have I missed anything? No mercer-tier happenings right? Please respond

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:43:14 Post No.35417439
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P|ease respond

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:54:58 Post No.35417677
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Nothing has happened. May as well take another 3 weeks off, its shit here

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>>35417677
Thanks for the response. b

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:13:53 Post No.35416830
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:13:53 Post No. 35416830 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 5
>dad fucking beats me with a belt and locks me in my empty room
>he hears my screaming and crying and tells me i need to grow up
>through tears of complete rage i yell back at him with everything i have
"YEAH WELL YOU'VE GOT SOME GROWING DOWN TO DO, OLD MAN!"
>use autism rage strength to shove my bed against my door and try to escape through the window
>window doesn't work out because the screen doesn't pop out and i don't want to get another ass beating for a broken screen
>play with legos and draw some autistic pictures until i calm down

I'm starting to realize I might have been a disturbed child

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:19:30 Post No.35416932
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>use autism rage strength
fucking kek

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>>35416932
I did this a lot actually, for some reason

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>>35416830
My dad used to beat me too. He's a pathetic heroin addict who lives in his mother's basement now. I enjoy reflecting on the trajectory his life took from time to time.

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:13:22 Post No.35416822
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:13:22 Post No. 35416822 [Report] [View this topic]

>midnight rolls around
>most of the normalfags are finally asleep

how yall niggas doin?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:14:59 Post No.35416853
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>>35416822
Good, me and my gf are watching Mr.Robot! lol

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>>35416853
Fuck off faggot.

I just finished doing Linear Algebra and some programming that's due tomorrow. Thinking about fapping before bed.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:17:05 Post No.35416893
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>>35416822
i'm doing okay, kind of shitty, just like any other day.
how about you?

Anonymous
Is Darth Vader the ultimate robot? 2017-03-10 05:07:28 Post No.35416717
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Is Darth Vader the ultimate robot? Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:07:28 Post No. 35416717 [Report] [View this topic]

>castrated
>no woman will ever love him again
>fucked up killed the only woman that ever has loved him
>basically no friends besides the emperor who he secretly hates
>completely crippled body

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:10:14 Post No.35416760
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The Emperor was not Vader's friend.

And you're ignoring how insanely powerful (politically and physically) Vader was. He was looked to with nothing but fear. Robots aren't seen as anything other than pitiful or disgusting.

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>>35416717
>had a woman love him

No, he is not.

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You normies/new fags don't get it do you

Orig

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:04:51 Post No. 35416670 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /bingeeater/? I usually make myself puke after a binge, but I tried for an hour after this one and couldn't do it. Who here goes into a trance and stuffs themselves until they are disgustingly full? Pic related, my belly has about 7,000 calories worth of food in it right now.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:06:37 Post No.35416705
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>>35416670
someone with a weight gain fetish is probably jacking off to this post right now.
nice job my dude.

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>>35416705
I'm merely searching for other robots who share my pain. It is the worst feeling of failure when I become weak enough to allow these episodes to occur

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stupid things you've done 2017-03-10 05:04:04 Post No.35416651
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stupid things you've done Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:04:04 Post No. 35416651 [Report] [View this topic]

>talking to someone in a group chat online
>he says he wanted to ask me something related to what he and another member were talking about earlier
>they tagged me but i didn't say anything because autism
>wasn't sure if they wanted me to say something or if they were just fucking around
>back to now
>i say he could have asked me at anytime
>"oh. should have said something"
>what
>don't think and just say
>"it's okay"
>realize afterwards that he could have meant that i should have said something earlier
>can't stop thinking about if i fucked up or not

what was i supposed to do in this situation

also general times you acted autistic and/or fucked up thread

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>stuck tic tacs in my dick hole
>urinary tract infection
>mfw

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>>35416706
I can relate
Originol

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>>35416706
why would you do that? how old were you?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:04:01 Post No. 35416649 [Report] [View this topic]

What's a budget laptop that gets the job done? Preferably with an i3 and ssd because it's mostly for homework/artwork/osrs

>pic for attention
>I took the photo

What machine are you shit posting through?

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Shitting about on this. Built in in 2011 or so. Have not upgraded anything because I no longer care about vidya.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:34:15 Post No.35417251
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>>35417192

Continued from this, basically any modern budget laptop is overpowered for shitposting and the other tasks you mentioned as long as it does not get clogged with crapware.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:56:07 Post No.35417694
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Join the thinkpad hivemind with us on /g/.
>>>/g/59302325
If you're american you can get an especially cheap used one

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:02:14 Post No. 35416623 [Report] [View this topic]

>the captcha changes when you're typing it

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>tfw 4chan pass
dang it feels good to be a rich nigga

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>>35416663
I'd get it but my mother shares my NEETbux account and I don't want her to think I'm alt right

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>>35416663

>cloudflare got hacked
>anyone who uses a tripcode or paid for a pass has gotten their emails and passwords compromised

Don't buy 4chan passes. Site isn't very secure and you don't want 4chan showing up on your bank statement.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 04:55:13 Post No. 35416475 [Report] [View this topic]

>sudden feeling that my life will end soon
>feel like im going to have a health problem and die
>I won't have friends or have a gf
>I won't achieve my dreams
>I won't have any sons or daughters to raise and a loving wife

what did I mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 04:57:52 Post No.35416531
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That you'll die alone

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>>35416531
I already came to that realization before, but now it's feels too real. Like I won't even get a chance

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