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Welp, got kicked out of my grandparents place over an argument. I'm not too upset (I have a friend with whom I was gonna move in with anyways) I just feel like I'm still in the right and that everyone else is a vindictive asshole.

I'm gonna miss playing Vidya on this massive 55' tv, and having all my laundry done. Anyone else feel betrayed by the people you thought you could trust the most?
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>>35419146
what tf were you arguing over to get you kicked out
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They probably thought about this for a long time and think it is best for you.
Think of it from their shoes rather than your own. Stop being selfish. You wouldn't want someone you love leeching off you.
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>>35419166
Grandma found my onahole and showed it to grandpa. I came home and they ambushed me about it saying they weren't going to have "that bullshit" in their household. I told them to fuck off because obviously my masturbatory habits are none of their business. Well it got a bit heated and they ended up kicking me out.

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I'm going to ask out the edgy grill in my college class tomorrow; wish me luck my fellow spergs.
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>>35419141
godspeed, anon
i hope things go well, but remember that it isn't the end of the world if they don't
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I truly wish you luck bruh. And, try to keep it cool ok? Dont sperg out.
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>>35419141
Best of luck to you anon. Make us proud. Post results tomorrow ok?

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Why there so many songs about breakup but not about romantic rejection and social alienation?
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>>35419139
There are songs about the latter two topics. It's just that you have to look way deeper. Besides, people are uncomfortable already with social aliens and romantic rejections aren't as sympathetic enough as breakups.
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>>35419225
any good suggestions?

Also idk what passes through normie's minds to be less sympathetic to being alienated. Probably some beastly instincts.
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>>35419139

>Rejection

If you're looking for songs about rejection just listen to any Linkin Park song.

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>tfw you have a small penis so you're too self-conscious to ever talk to a girl
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>tfw you have a long thick dick but are too self-conscious to ever talk to a girl
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>>35419115
you could always just be my gf qt~
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>>35419115
The only way she'll find out about your boyclit, aside from you telling her, is if she's gotten your pants off. Once it gets to that point, she's not going to care, she wants to fuck.

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what kind of mudlslime will you turn into when you wake up?
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>>35419079
Roollololoool
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>>35419079
headscarf rol
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>>35419079
yo emirati lookin cute girl

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Was Columbine the beginning of the beta uprising?
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>>35419057
The only time betas rise up is when their betters walk into the room.
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>>35419071
Fuck off Chad, don't you have somewhere to be?

ori
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>>35419112
I can be anywhere and still post on my phone you sad faggot

>on strict diet for 2 weeks
>barely ate today
>go to taco bell on lunch break
>order half the menu
>gorge myself
>muscles feel pumped
>vains everywhere
>feel strong
>abs look better

You really do reap the rewards of hardwork

Who/alwaysinamazingshape/ here?
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>>35419052
Installed 11ft high pullup bar in backyard, cemented in, have rope hooked up to it alongside gymnast rings set at 6 ft, use them once in the morning and once at night every day since last summer

My upper body strength is at its prime right now.
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>>35419084
Hows your diet fambalambam
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>>35419052
Imagine how great you'd feel if you half the Taco Bell menu every day.

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Got a job, lost my virginity and fell in love all in the past three months.
What's your excuse?
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>>35419042
Kek, wait till she breaks your heart.
>"Its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" :^)
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>>35419171
I trust her not to hurt me like that.
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>>35419319
b8 confrimm'd

Getting into the late 20's territory now.
Never had relationship, or a social life. But hopefully this year will be different.

Anyway, stuck fantasizing about relationships now, and I want a reality check.
How many guys would be into
>"Virgin" at late 20's, and completely unexperienced in everything
>Being very care taking
>Take it very slow, maybe build up sexual tension, but not engaging in it just yet
>Likes when the girl cry, not from pain or anything, but as an emotional outburst
>Maybe down the line getting rougher
Or do guys just want girls who are sexually aggressive, and experienced?
also there's the penis, and "tall"/5'8-5'9, but otherwise "small frame"
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Are you a roastie or a manlet with a small frame?
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Ugh that image is making me feel eweak
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Both things are ok actually, depends on the guy.

You son of basterd bich
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Poodoo pls
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wat u say to me?
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Shoo shoo patel

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I have severe social anxiety and no friends but I'm not a complete social retard, I understand body language tone of voice and shit like that the problem is that I constantly spill my spaghetti whenever I try to talk to someone. My parents signed me up for this group that's for aspies, autitsts and people with social anxiety but everyone in there is autistic. I'm not going to be improving my to talk to people by interacting with severely autistic people and the people that run the program are patronizing as hell but if I quit my parents are going to give me hell and I'm close to being kicked out. I'm going to community college right now so hopefully I'll be moving out soon anyway but my relationship is so shitty with my parents that I'm concerned that they'll kick me out. I've thought about joining the military since I'm fit but I know that I'll have to stop taking antidepressants to pass the MEPS drug tests and if I do I'll probably have a panic attack and get kicked out of boot camp. So I guess what I'm really asking is, what the fuck do I do?
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>>35419007
uh
keep being you buddy
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Don't do group. Find club at your college you may have interest in. They have Drama or Improv Club? Drama is full of awkward people, no normies. Also look into self employment . Basically you can monetize any hobby or interest. Tell a little more and could write some other shit. If you wanna do military go head. But don't go in blind or feel forced.
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I have heard that suicide helps. You should try it just this once, and hey you never know, you might just like it

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>listening to music
>singer starts to sing about sex
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>>35419002
>listen to Vwave
>someone starts rapping
>has british accent
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>>35419002
>listening to normie music
Throw yourself into the trash
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>>35419002
Shits gay desu

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>check all the threads I replied to at end of day
>I'm last post or it's since been buried by other posts that got (You)s
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>>35418979
i know this feel

wanna commit together?
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>>35418979
They knew that you were going to sleep and weren't going to see their replies, anon. They were just being considerate, not keeping you up.
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I spend all day here and forget about everything before I go to sleep. Why do I post if no one cares? Why do I want attention from strangers?

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>tfw ugly tranny
cis people can't be robots
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Its ok friend i was born with a vagina and still am an ugly masculine 6'0 freak
beauty is a cruel meme
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>>35418992
>born with a vagina and still am an ugly masculine 6'0 freak
BRISBANE
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>>35418992
As a female What's your opinion on guys wanting to be cute for affection?

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I've tried everything.. Tinder, bars, hell, even prostitutes. I live in South Carolina, and the town I live in (Beaufort) is literally full of Chad Marines. Not even prostitutes will fuck me.. What do I do guys? (Pic related is me)
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you cant
just go fuck a dog or something
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Another picture, better lighting. Help an oldfag out
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>>35418931
Shave
Get contacts
Lose weight and start lifting weights

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