are you a dude, a donny, or a walter?
I'd like to think I'm a Dude but I'm probably more of a Walter.
donny = robot
the dude = chad who hangs with the unpopulars
walter = failed normie
>tfw donny that thinks he's a walter
>Mom found the eldritch truth
It's over lads, what can i do?
>Parents found the autism nest
It's not going be okay, right?
>>35423927
Mom unearthed the NEET manifesto
>>35423927
What's the problem, exactly?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
How is gf 2017 going, r9k?
it's not
i don't even talk to girls
Nothing yet. Still got time
I'm doing all right at pursuing my fitness goals though I don't actually know if I'm going to try and get a girlfriend
I honestly don't really want one right now, but I do worry that my nerd hobbies won't be able to hold my interest for ever and I'll eventually want a companion
Everyday I wake up with my goals in mind. I have multiple texts from women who are chasing after me. The pleasure hormones from being sought after combined with positive reinforcment give me a huge energy boost. I only need 5 to 6 hours of sleep to feel like a god. Throughout my day I set little goals and achieve them all. Sometimes I will kick back and post on anonymous image boards of my choosing to let the inferior men know their place. I know a lot of you will congregate ITT and try to troll me, but you cannot troll perfection. Some of you will be mad, and that's okay. Just let go, no tears only dreams now.
I don't try anymore.
I haven't tried in three years.
I told myself I'm going to try when I'm a normal weight. I've lost 200 lbs and I still have 50 more to go to look normal. But the reality is that I'll never look normal because I used to be so far so I'm not sure I'll ever try again. Good for you though, your good choices in life have been paying off.
I once read an article that said the average female texts 10+ people a day. I asked my oldest friend how many people he texts and he said around 5-6 daily.
I get 0 texts. 0 people daily. My mother can see my phone bill and she can see how little I use this thing. It's embarrassing.
Sorry to bring you down but you asked...
>>35423533
Fake messages fucking idiot
nice try
but your bait is pretty lq
>Life changing job interview in 2 hours
So literally
in a couple of hours the difference between me getting a cushy 45k-50k salary job and dragging my family out of poverty relies on me being able to bullshit together some general knowledge about coding and not sperg out.
Like
I can really, really, secure a good life for myself if I can just pretend to be a good, functional person for a while
The walls are closing in
The pressure is too much
holy shit I can actually make it
There is fucking hope
>>35423526
whats the job anonSalami
>>35423526
Do a shot or two of vodka so you dont sperg out. You'll be more confident and talkative. You got this brother.
>>35423581
just one shot
Will /r9k/ take the prize of "largest mass suicide in the last 20 years" this July?
hopefully. i'm signed up and ready to go.
systemspace general?
how do i sign up again?
Nothing will happen, all those losers will either get bored of LARPing or just pussy out when the time comes.
I remember the last time /r9k/ planned a "mass suicide", not a single person showed up, not to mentioned even offed themselves.
>tfw you have to get a coffee at McDonald's to function through the morning and it puts you further financially away from a husky
how about getting a cheaper coffee elsewhere or making your own instead you imbecilic fucking weeb
>>35423312
I order a soy latte every morning and sometimes afternoons from McDonalds
it all adds up
>>35423312
McD's coffee is trash anyway.
ask a black girl anything
prob not original
how'd you escape the plantation?
>>35423279
Why don't you like BBC when it's obviously superior in every way to baby white dicks?
How is your day going so far?
Is anyone else so critically vanilla that you have to edit out large segments of your porn videos just so you don't have to go through all the stuff that makes you disgusted and nauseous?
I just got done skipping around and editing down a three and a half hour Hitomi Tanaka movie into a single 27-minute clip, keeping as much good material as possible. It feels like I have to skip around in new porn videos all the time not just to find the interesting parts like most people do, but to keep from literally having to put my hand in front of my view to block it or looking away until that part is over.
>>35423228
You sound cute OP. Muted?
What software do you use for this? I do it with images all the time, could do wonders with video
youre vanilla and watch japanese porn?
kek
>tfw boy with big ass
I wouldn't even mind if people didn't stare at it. Why do people have to stare at my big boy butt?
me too. at least i'd make a good trap
>>35423130
post big boi butt
>>35423171
maybe if i wasnt about to go soon
Have you ever played overwatch?
What do you think of the game?
>>35422940
shitty players
cancer fanbase
ok game
TF2 is better.
>>35422940
Player base consists of 12 year old white kids who repeat anything they hear on black Twitter
Fandom is white girls obsessed with lesbians and who hate men unless they have 6 pack abs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCC2oILE7i0
Imagine a world where everyone can now design themselves. Is CRISPR our saviour?
Call me a pessimist but it has all the potential to go wrong
>>35422874
So did nuclear power but look at us now. We're still here and with less wars due to MAD
>>35422874
>tfw you think you'll be able to genetically engineer yourself to have a massive dicc, model tier looks and an athlete body.
>tfw it ends up being used by chinks to make tentacle rape monsters
It cant be that bad right?
Up to date OP image as well. Be happy.
first for hating slavs
Might just start listening to my headphones at work and see if anyone stops me
>>35422822
*teleslavs behind you*
>tfw you try for a month to get her back
>message her once a day with shit like "have a good day :)" etc
>she doesnt even want to be friends, just blocks me immediately
>has blocked like 6 accounts i made
>is perfectly fine with never speaking to me again in this life
fuck
>tfw not even /r9k/ gives a fuck about your woes
I farted and it smelled like gas
You're only hurting yourseld brother. You have to just focus on yourself and what you want out of life. Keep yourself busy doing something productive and exercise. You're gonna make it man. I've been there.
>be born as the single most privileged group in the world (white males)
>"waah waah stacey won't drop at my feet and give me sex at absolutely no effort"
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>35422682
I got the 'tism
>>35422682
Kyouko > Sakurako
just so you know
>>35422682
white females are actually the most privileged group. It's ok to be wrong from time to time though.