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I haven't seen it, but I can guess that it isn't rape, just her regretting having drunken sex with him, and him taking on the guilt through peer-pressure.

>>35433200
Which one's the rape survivor and which one's the rapist?

>>35433200

i saw that video like yesterday and i got triggered like of those damn femminists. This shit is sick.

That's the same couch my oneitis had.
Same mess of shitty sports drinks and soda on the coffee table just slightly too far away too.
Bookshelf behind the couch with a lamp.

Looking at this image causes me physical pain.

>>35432167
This. hot girls are all whores so I conditioned my self to love 5/10s.

she is 7/10 for me, just need a little more work out and get clean, her face is very pretty but she obvsly not care like Stacey to look good all the time, also she may probably be a whore as well, she can fuck any guy she wants

Engineer. No, I live above my dad's garage.

I clean boats, live with my mother

>>35432132
Telephone technician, have own apartment.
Overall life quality is not much different from when I was a NEET last year.

Milo can't even become president, he isn't a US born national.

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>>35432016
Not before our queen Hillary gets her turn.

>>35432073

didn't stop teddy from running

>>35431867
Yes. I get off on voyeurism. I enjoy people watching me masturbate and I enjoy people looking at my nude body. However I've never had anyone to share this experience with. All I want is for people to look at me while I'm naked.

>>35431927
Are you physically repulsive or can I watch you cum somehow

>>35431974
I'm not. Unless you find a 135lbs lanklet repulsive. Idk how you couldn't watch me cum though...

>>35431853
someone find an image where his dick outline can be seen

I wanna see how deep she's being penetrated

>>35431871
On balance of probability he's probably about 13cm.

>>35431853
>dark
sure
>nigger
no thank you

>>35431765
>anyway now i try to get up to make my noodles but they insist i stay
>end up playing a few more rounds, at one point i have to drink a bottle of shit white wine without taking a break
>i become quite drunk, forgot about my quiet dinner and vidya
>anyway about 2am they leave, they persuade me to come out too
>i really really don't want to go but one of the big rugby guys is being all dudebro with me and i felt kind of like i had no other choice
>end up going out to some shitty club
>takes ages to get there, we walk about half an hour, one of the dudebros is chatting to me
>drink another beer on the way
>despite not liking these people i am at least starting to feel like this is what normal people do
>we finally make it to the club, have to pay for entry
>i have no cash so the dudebro pays for me and says i can just buy him a drink when we get in
>we go in and it's loud and there's seminaked sluts everywhere
>what appears to be the rugby team is having some huge drinking competition in the middle of the dance floor
>loads of girls have body paint and glitter all over them, wearing t shirts covered in UV paint and their eye makeup is all smudged
>kind of feeling like i've walked into a weird version of a zombie film
>anyway dudebro wants to go to the bar so i go with him
>buy us both a beer, it's really expensive
>he starts asking if i have a girlfriend, of course he knows the answer is no
>decides he's going to be my wingman for the night
>will not take no for an answer
>like really no please dont do this to me
>he ignores me and goes up to some drunk girls and introduces us
>i hang back a bit but he pulls me in and i say hi
>girls say hi, seem vaguely friendly
>try to make small talk with one of them, she is talking realy loudly and i'm not entrely sure what she's saying so i just laugh and nod and say "haha yeah.." as she keeps talking

you type slow

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>>35431848
good story so far anon. looking forward to the rest

How're you doing man? You alright? Why're you doing this?

I get a boner every time I read this

>>35431843
boner cheked
about to fap in 3..2..1..

Don't drink, she'll know and it'll ruin it. Just tell her you're nervous when you meet her, she will appreciate how you were looking forward to seeing her and how you are worried about losing an opportunity to meet her

>>35431860
not even a little bit? just a teeny flask? :(

>>35431598
I knew a guy who used to fuck everything up and drink when he backed himself into a corner.
Fun lad, even when started waving a knife around.

Congrats on your g slash b f don't let the door hit you on the way >>>/out/ nigger faggot.

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They have tasty buttholes

Damn she a cute

colonized one, ama

>can never tell if these threads are bait

>>35431184
How? I just don't understand how its possible in a generation of sluts.

>>35431446
Sluts only fuck men who are attractive.

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>>35431003
i sorta know that feel op
slowly slipping through the cracks with substance abuse

>>35431003
what'd u tell him

I've been blacking out from the new joose/4loko

Not that far down. 7 years neet. Leave my house about once a week

>>35430561
I'm a NEET and have been for the majority of my adult life, but that will end soon. My mom just gave me the "When I was your age, I had THREE CHILDREN for fuck's sake!" speech again.

>>35430671
I can't imagine how I can just get my shit together in a flash, as much as I want to. How are you gonna do it?

Probably not but I hope so. I want my dog to know that he's a piece of shit and I would give him away in a minute if my parents would let me.

It's always funny watching pet owners think their dogs understand them, but really they just get the tone. So if you sound upset, they can read that, but they have no fucking idea what you're saying

>>35430257
>inb4 doggo fags appear

Nah never. Paying for sex is illegal and quite frankly pitiful.

>>35429997
Nope, being a virgin at 23 is fucking pitiful. It's just business stop acting like suck a fucking pussy.

if you have to pay for it then you have failed as a man. some folks dont care about that though