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Who here has diagnosed add/ADHD or suspects they have the disorder, do you take the stimulant pills? Have they changed you're life? For the Better? Do you believe it's a real disorder or just a meme ? ADHD thread , were your school marks terrible before taking stimulants
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I had it and got sick from the meds. Also think they made me retarded, which kind of sucks. I stopped taking them and learned to hyper-focus instead. Now though i might be a bumbling retard. At least i can frag HARD in videogames
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>>35435210
Yes I have it and I have trouble acquiring the meds I need because the doctor I see thinks my social anxiety will be exacerbated by stimulants but for me they are calming and actually help me be more outgoing.
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>>35435343
it will be exacerbated when youre not on them

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how do i mak frand
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By farting.
Sorry I don't have a clue about it anon .
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I leik frand
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Going to /r9k/ for advice about your social life is like going to the ghetto for financial advice.

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WHO HERE /30+/?

GET IN HERE ELDERS

OLD THREAD ON /FIT/ >>40622483#

>Do you even feel? Edition
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Rofl kill urself grandpa
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GET UR ASS IN HERE ELDERFAGS
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>>35434740
Been tryin for years sunny

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Come vent to a normie couple: weekend edition.
also as always ballbusting in general.
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Figured the weekend would bring back more people, well enjoy the ballbusting pictures until then
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was on page eight, and i didnt appreciate that.
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How do I tell my parents that I have depression? I'm home for spring break and I'm terrified of telling them but I know I have to or things will only get worse. Things are already really bad now.

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Are fembots real? I always feel like they are a myth. If you are out there, care to greentext an "about me"?
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>>35434621
>are fembots real
>see op's pic
nice one famalam
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>>35434621
>21
>6'1
>too tall for most guys
>diagnosed ASPD
>life is dull and joyless
>can't hold a job
>can't keep friends let alone a bf
>alcoholic, caffeine addiction, antidepressants
>never been a crim or done drugs though
That's why I'm here basically
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>>35434856
Sounds nice, wanna do drugs with me?

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How bad has it gotten for you, robots?
Does it ever get better?
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>>35434553
Pretty bad. The yesterday and today especially, the weird out of place BBC threads leave me feeling like shit. I keep reporting them but it's not doing anything. My mom's treating me like shit like usual, college work is piling up and I feel no motivation to do it yet I'm still constantly paranoid about being dropped. I'm scared about being spied on by the government with all the vault 7 leaks, I'm having horrible nightmares every night, I'm not having a good time.
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>>35434619
>College work is piling up and I feel no motivation do to it yet I'm still constantly paranoid about being dropped.
Iktf, anon, I've always done this with work, I feel absolutely no motivation to do it, yet I always feel guilty and paranoid about doing it, and I feel like shit because of that, yet I never actually do the work.
>I'm having horrible nightmares every night
What sort of nightmares, anon? Or are they abstract?
>The weird out of place BBC threads
Yeah, there've been a lot more of those as of late, wonder why.
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Im a failed normie and I dont wanna live anymore
scared to die
It's becoming increasingly clear that sex and/or romantic love is not for me and it really stings when I think about it. just trying to kill feelings with drugs and alcohol until I just stop feeling no matter what state I'm in

All the while trying to keep the normie mask from slipping

I don't know if it will get better because I can't see the future but it sure doesn't seem like it

Thanks for asking i can't really talk about these feels with anyone

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>dude prostate orgasm is awesome you shoud try it out
>hm lets try this doesnt make me gay anyway
>pick a toothbrush
>shove in ass
>start shaking up and down
>take out toothbrush
>its full of blood
>my bed is full of blood
>panic
>diahrreia in the shower while trying to clean my ass
>now my ass is really hurting
>im ashamed
>i cant look myself in the mirror
>its been 3 years since i had a girlfriend
>probably will become a Hemorrhoid
Dont fall to this meme
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>pick a toothbrush
>shove in ass
Did you use the handle side?
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Looks like you'll have to clean it now OP
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>>35434566

No but there was a little sharp part in the plastic, i thought it wouldnt hurt. Before that i was fingering my ass for 15 minutes

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>literal autist joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autists you've experienced
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going to bump for some stories
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When will you stop

This comment is very original, OP should just kill himself since all he wants is attention...
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>>35435043
What are you talking about loser?

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Newfag here visiting from another board, I've heard that occasionally real fembots (female) will post here.

Can I get a rundown of some actual fembots that have posted in the past and what their backgrounds were? Who are the most liked/disliked fembots that have posted?

This is for science.
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>>35434392
>most disliked
mystery
>most liked
none
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>>35434425
I should have mentioned, I'd love any accompanying pics and info on why they were liked/diksiked.
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>>35434425
This is really all you need to know. Thread over.

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Would robots actually be willing to serve a NEET girl who doesn't do anything but read manga and watch anime all day? As in providing for her, cooking her meals, and generally taking care of her while still being subservient to her.
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Sounds like a fucked deal. What's the upside?
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>>35433920
If there were guarantees she would be loyal and provide my emotional needs, yes. But since this goes against the very nature of women, no. I doubt any robot wouldn't want such hipotetical scenario.
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>>35433980
No, she wouldn't do either of those things, and would most likely be generally cold and neglectful toward you, except for special occasions where she's nice because she likes it herself, not for your sake.

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>tfw black with yellow fever
>surrounded by ugly white and black girls with no asians in sight

Is this life the ultimate hard mode?
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>>35433767

your dick is automatically "big black cock" status to most WOKE women.

you are in no position to complain
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we whuz khangz n shied cuh
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>>35433767
lol your girlfriend left you for Chang.

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Why has /r9k/ been so shit the past week or so?
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>>35433755
>past week
>not past 2 years
Get out normie scum.
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>>35433774
this. the board is beyond redemption at this point. at least there are a few decent threads now and then though. boards like /pol/ are lost to history (and that fall was far more quick)
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BBC threads need to die.

Anybody here love huffing whippits?
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>>35433541
Enjoy the B R A I N D A M A G E
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Whippit good!
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>>35433575
My brain really feels fine

How is the job hunting coming along?
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Fucking shit anon
Can't wait to get sanctioned

>oregano
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>>35433485
Fucking shit, Anon.

Would be a bit better if businesses replied or at least told me to fuck off

But hey, getting a job is easy, all you have to do is knock on a business' door, and you're guaranteed a job.
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If you're not a qt girl or Brad Hurricanepenis, you're not getting a part time job in this shitty country

Fuck Denmark

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>tfw too simple to make friends
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1st for automobolista
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I want normalfags to leave.

99% of you fags are normies, take it to /soc/ or /lewd/ please. It's a circlejerk of avatarfags and underageb&s are everywhere, the discord doesn't even kick them
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surrounded by closet fags
and surrounded by people incapable of talking to you even though they ask for people to talk to

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