Jon Jones has a small black pee pee. He's a small pp black boi.
>>39307226
>I have an enormous cock, Joe
What did he mean by this?
>>39307256
He's insecure about his small pee pee.
>>39307226
Because of all the steroids he takes when he trains
>all the normies on /r9k/ right now
where do they come from?
>>39307077
Usually via /b/ or /pol/, or through r/4chan
im from fit and pol. i come here when the depression hits hard
>>39307091
Also youtube, there's a few channels where they basically just read greentext stories.
Didn't see a Misaki Friday thread. How you been holding up, anon?
>>39307071
i rarely ever see these threads anymore was it all one person making them?
also i really want to get into fishing as a form of self improvement
>>39307129
I think MCF started it but he doesnt make the threads anymore. Then other ppl started making them. Gotta keep Misaki Friday alive
I will make the next Misaki Friday
>"Anon, I've loved you since we first met. Will you go out with me?"
>"Of course, I'll be the boss of this relationship."
What do you do?
>>39306871
say yes and become her sissy boyfriend.
>>39306871
Rape her.
So glad this aint original :)
>>39306871
*unzips kel-tec*
Heh, nothing personnel, degenerate.
What kind of job do you have? What does your work entail? How much do you work? How's the pay?Are you happy?
>pic unrelated
State employee
Outside work and office work
A lot
Bachelors salary
Yeah I'm pretty chill
Programmer
Writing software
Less than 40 usually but never more
Pay is ok almost 150
No, because I'm capable of more
>>39306675
This and that for a firm. Number crunching and on the very very rare occasion being flown out somewhere to shake someones hand. 4-5ish hours a day but it doesn't bother me. Pretty damn good.
Only 121 days until Christmas!
i hope for holy war.
I'll be deep into hibernation by then.
>can't even visit my family
why should I care?
>past broadcasts are now subscriber only
dropped
>>39306604
>Listening to a mentally ill, underdeveloped, uninteresting kike eating stuff on camera in the first place
I know we're all a bunch of losers here, but your taste is a shit.
>>39306604
what's up with the makeup yo
YWN have an adorable autistic daughter who will never move out and leave you.
Why live?
>Have sex with an escort
>She's nice and friendly and extremely cute but I can't get it up.
>Try to fuck her for 15-20 mins then cum by jacking off.
>She mumbles "thank God"
She was being nice and asking me about myself, and said she enjoyed the sex. Why would she say "thank God" then? Also, could I have ED at 19? Pls help r9k
>>39306536
just get a gf brah
>>39306536
Because you couldn't cum. It's insulting to escorts if you can't erection.
Also use these condoms.
Latex is a boner killer. These aren't latex.
get drunk before the next session and have her suck your dick infinitely
you either cum or she learns her lesson
Why always those bf threads die?
I will never have my qt bf
Pic kinda related
>another sissy white boi thread
Fucking faggot beggars like you need to be lined up and shot. Go outside or use an app to find your pozzed up fag boi.
>>39306576
>Implying OP is a man
Closet case detected
>>39306576
But I'm not a guy (male) or girl (male)
Could any of you handle a life sentence in prison? Knowing that you'll most likely never be free and die behind bars?
>my crime "he wouldn't stop calling me a cunt."
>>39306405
No. Mainly due to the other prisoners though, I'd be eaten alive in prison.
Being denied Internet access would also leave me as an empty husk of a person.
The worst thing is it's so hard to even kill yourself.
My uncle is currently serving a life sentence. He was convicted of like 4 or 5 murders and camorra association. He's been locked up since 2005.
He's in a comfy italian prison in Bologna, though. Pic related is one pf the prison cells at the place he's at. According to my mom, they even allow them to watch tv, listen to music, play football, and grow plants and cook
Last time I visited him was in 2013 and he told me that they could let out in 2040 lol.
He seems to be doing fine for someone who will probably die in prison
Who else here /kickedout/ ??
I called my roommate a wallhopper and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get the boot. Anyone else go through this?
I wouldn't be in any danger of going through that because I'm not an ignorant racist.
We were arguing about chores and it just came out. I'm not sure how my other roommates will feel, the house is only 2/5 white including me.
Also I'm pretty sure they talk shit about me in Spanish but I can't tell because I'm not a Mexican
Does anyone know what actually arouses women and makes them really horny?
This thread is psyops
why else would it be posted here in such an obvious way?
because everyone of them has the same exact personality?
>>39306357
No it's guy ops and psy duck.
>almost 22
>still a hugless handholdless kissless virgin
My fucking god.
I'm getting old!
THERE MUST BE A WAY OUT OF HERE!
QUICKLY!
>>39306015
i'm almost 24 and in the same situation
pull yourself together lad.
If i make out with a girl, do i skip hand holding and hugs and become just a virgin?
>>39306015
Nope, you've cemented your personality and behavior, and they will never change as long as you don't change yourself
>your gender
>who you want to fuck/get fucked by
Bastion
Bastion
>>39306045
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH
>>39306054
Only bastion can fuck me
Honest question.
How does it feel to know that every girl you will ever kiss has already sucked another cock?
>>39305688
>How does it feel to know that every girl you will ever kiss has already sucked another cock?
0*-1=0, my dude
>tfw there's a girl out there who you devirgin'd and now all her future bfs have to live with a girl I fucked in the ass
You don't think about other cocks because she just sucked my cock and fucked my cock.
Lol