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>you are at a stadium watching some baseball
>suddenly you see these two korean qts looking at you like this
how would you react?
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Not interested in plastic, I then tell OP to go back to k-shit general
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>>35420828
the blonde one is a japanese, idiot. the other one is an gook.
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>>35420872
jk. they're both japanese. in fact, the only gooks in that webm is the one on the far right... and the one in the background
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Did this robot ever convince his brother to fuck him
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Is this what the average girl (male) on /r9k/ looks like?
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Traps are so hot right top fucking kek
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>there are fembots with naked feet browsing this board RIGHT NOW!
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feet are fucking disgusting and so are you foot fetishists
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>there are faggots like OP on this board right now
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>>35421166
nice bump phonetard
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so why didnt u kys yourself yet?
onishi
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>>35420633
Because I've come to enjoy the robot life despite its loneliness. My existence baffles normies and I take enjoyment in it.
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Because if I could get over my autistic behavior around new people I could prolly be a pretty decent normie. I lost like 9/10 of my small social circle this year but that's alright .Plus I like working with children to prevent them becoming like me
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>>35420633
I can't fuck up much worse than I already have. When I think about it, I've hit the near bottom of the pit maybe.
However, it can get worse for me Xd
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ITT:Stories about Normies
> be me
> find nice Vidya group on Normiebook
> join it
> several posts later, i decide to make a Vidya Messenger group
> make post about it on thr Vidya group
> many people want to join
> also some girls
> jackpot.jpg
> add them all
>everyone is happy and we talk about Vidya
> alot
> everyday
> some girls asked if they could add their own friends
> i say sure
> and this, was my biggest mistake i have made
>they add their friends
> they dont write anything for a very long time
> thinking to kick them out of the group
> then it starts
> gay and furry RPs, LGBT memes, "fuck Trump" statements
> it went from Vidya to absolute cancer and massive faggotry
> I try to still talk about Vidya to get their attention
> they dont give a fuck
> I ignore the group for a month
> come back to see a completly different group
> shitty "le reddit dank meme" group photo
> retarded title filled with cancerous emojis
>chat filled with "I eat ass" and "my ass is only for (insert name)" shit
>I get mad and call everyone out on their faggotry
> start sperging out and telling every one that they ruined my group and should all kill themselves
> everyone gets triggered and start sperging back
> 5 minutes later, the faggots kick me out of my own group
> but what they didnt know
> is that I had a backup account on the group
> log in my backup account
> go back to the group
> they are happy that they kicked me out of my own group
>they are calling me a Trump-loving Nazi fuck
> I laugh out loud
> I start banning everyone
> some of them had time to write "BAN THE GUY!!" before I banned them
>close the group completly
> 10 minutes later, Im beginning to recieve threats from the guys and girls that I banned off the group
> start spamming each and every chat with gore pics (thx /b/)
> continue to spam until they block me
> they flood my main account with threats too and I respond back with more gore pics
> feltgoodman
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>>35420502
>> start spamming each and every chat with gore pics (thx /b/)
Grow up
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Fuck man that's awesome. Any screencaps ? Could always use some OC
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>>35420502
This is exactly what happens in that one "birth and death of a fandom/hobby" comic, until the point where OP takes revenge.
Also, people still use Messenger?
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>the feelings that one experiences when one lacks a bf (boyfriend)
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Original asian fembot?
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>>35420280
>Original asian fembot?
yeah pic related this is me
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>>35420241
>the feelings that one experiences when one lacks a bf (boyfriend)
bad feel
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ITT: Post what medications you are on and if you want to even what you've taken in the past and if they did or didn't work
For me currently:
250mg clozapine
10mg ritalin
for schizophrenia, they both pretty well
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>>35419784
what does clozapine do?
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>>35419891
its just an antipsychotic so it's meant to stop hallucinations, delusions etc
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ritalin for shcizo's? wtf...
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>It's another "abandon your thread because you made a typo and now look like an idiot" episode
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Just spam the delete buttom. Unless someone points it out after the window ends
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>>35419287
i swear someone made a thread nearly identical to this one a few hours back.
GOOD FUCKING GOD I NEED TO LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER YOU NIGGERS ARE SO BORING WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT?!? GOD DAMN, PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT, MAKE THIS BOARD WORTH EVERYONE'S WHILE: WE'RE ALL FUCKIN MISERABLE, DON'T FUCKING TRIGGER ME WITH THESE TRASHY FUCKING THREADS THAT ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS. SAVE DIS SHIT FOR A FEELS THREAD OR SUMPTIN NEGRO, DAMN!!!!
sage the fuck
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>>35419287
I just roll into it and start acting a complete retard.
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>tfw acne
It's so bad it makes my face look like the aftermath of a war zone. It's gotten so bad that it hurts at times to even lay my face on my pillow. I take meds, I wash my face, I've even tried changing my diet, but it's so terrible. Meanwhile, throughout high school and uni it seems like everyone else has nearly perfect faces, even the fat kids. Did I do something wrong in a past life to deserve this?
>inb4 accutane
I'm afraid to take it because I've heard it can worsen depression and if that happens I'm afraid I'll actually kms
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have you seen a dermatologist? if you have the crazy cystic shit (and it sounds like you do) no normal acne treatments will do you good because the problem is deep below your skin. You might need to get on accutane if you ever want a clear face, and if high ledges and lengths of cord start looking extra good you'll just have to see a doctor for that too. Sorry, this probably wasn't what you wanted to hear. If it's any consolation, you definitely don't deserve your situation. The universe is cruel to everyone in different ways, for absolutely no reason at all.
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>>35419482
This right here m8. That is your only positive option here.
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>>35419199
>accutane
Ive heard it damages your liver, too
Also a friend had bad acne and i imagine was taking prescriptions for it, and had a ministroke in his mid 20s
Sorry
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What's the most Facebook thing you've ever done?
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I understand all of these except the guy in the middle. Why is disdain for plebs a Facebook thing? Was this a normie meme I was not aware of? Also posting 2D will get you pegged for a basement dweller real quick, why not put 3DPD in the upper right?
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I used to browse 9gag when I was 13. Feels good to finally get that off my chest
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>>35418905
Yes, it's a normie meme now. It has its own Facebook page and all
Have you pulled your pepperoni to girlfeet today?
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I certainly hope you have all set some time aside to do that
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It would be a crime against /r9k/ if you didn't
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Don't worry about it, you'll never get to see it.
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What SSRI / Benzo do you take lad and how does it affect you ?
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Not technically a benzo, but similar to valium in effect, called Etizolam
I have it on 1mg blotters, not as effective as valium or xans but it gets the job done.
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Currently rolling on Escitalopram. Shit gets me fucked up.
By the way i couldn't stop shaking (teeth clacking and all that) yesterday, on top of nausea and feeling cold. Is this a side-effect ?
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>>35444259
Klonopin, wipes away any woes and stress. Plus the dreams.
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The year is 2006.
You're an eleven year old girl - awkward. Unattractive. Isolated. American.
There are no close friends or family members around to ease your pain. You are largely left to your own devices.
Your favorite song at the moment is:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TtGY4G7II6s
Due to dial-up, you can only catch it on MTV during your early morning insomnia hours. Once in a blue moon it will come on the radio. It reminds you that one day your pain will come to an end. Your adult years will not be predetermined by the suffering of your teenage youth.
Oh, fuck. Lone, sickly grandmother has hidden the keyboard. She feels you spend too much time on AOL.
She means well, but this is unacceptable.
What does she know? The internet is where your friends are.
You stealth into her room to steal it from beneath the bed...
Your heart races as she begins to sputter in her sleep. Did her eyes open? You can feel the keyboard at your fingertips, just beneath the mattress.
One quick yank and you're out as she rolls over.
Now, take a breather. Relax. The familiar dial up tone echoes through your living room.
You're safe, for now.
Hours pass as you chat with your friends and online BF whom you've never seen. 2 new MySpace friend requests. Another successful night.
Suddenly, you turn to look out the window. The sun is finally rising, and you've got to catch the bus in 3 hours.
2 big tests today...
Cont?
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>>35443278
Sure
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>>35443278
Sure it seems good.
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You have an audience.
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>tfw you realize you're not attractive, you're not average, you're dead set ugly
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post a pic hot stuff
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That sucks anon.
Here's a funny pic of me & my cat to cheer you up.
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>>35443282
i'd prefer not to turn into a meme
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I just remembered the most embarrassing cringe-worthy moment of my entire life that happened a decade ago.
Is there a way to suppress such terrible memories?
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Face them.
It's the only way to overcome them.
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try and remember if you saw something embarrassing happen to somebody else and try to remember the face of them
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Embrace them. Im sure I've had worse than you.