"Daddy I'm scared cause I had a bad dream. Is it ok if I sleep with you tonight?"
>>35422227
No it's not ok. Do you not have any self-respect? Did I raise my own daughter to be a fucking slut?
>>35422222
>>35422227
fuck off pedo
origaonl
>tfw online gf is buying me a plane ticket
>>35422140
Gl getting your organs harvested
>>35422140
Where are you guys from? How long have you guys known each other? What did you bond over?
>>35422140
1. buy ticket
2. kidnap and steal organs
3. profit
4. ????
5. repeat
JUST LOL ANON. You should know better.
story time
>college, freshman year
>no friends for first 3 months or so
>difficult class is catching up with me
>nerdy asian guy in the class asks people afterwards if they want to do a study group
>i am the only one who says i will join him
>we hang out in the library
>cool dude
>1st college friend
>fast forward to freshman year, spring semester
>asian friend introduces me to 2 girls from his math class
>the 4 of us start hanging out as a group of friends
>several weeks later, another guy from asian kid's math class joins
>group of 5 friends
>"holy shit i can't believe i have 4 friends, thank you asian man"
>fast forward to 2 years ago
>i graduate from college
>still friends with asian man
>tell him i'm concerned about my future because no gf and no job lined up
>asian man tells me "one of the two girls in our group liked you, why you never asked her out?"
>fug
>so beta, always just assumed the two other guys in our group would take them
>fast forward to now
>still no job
>still living with parents
>still no gf
I can't help but feel that my life would be completely different if I wasn't such a faggot and had just asked one of the girls out.
Now I'm 25, unemployed for 2 years out of college, up at 6am because I can't sleep, wondering if my life is permanently fucked because I was (and am) a beta adolescent.
The two girls I was friends with had fairly interesting personalities.
The first was kind of a nerdy genki girl with glasses and big oppais. Had a loud and somewhat obnoxious laugh, but it was charming in its own way.
The second girl was petite, shy, flat-chested bookworm type of girl, also a huge nerd. She felt fairly traditional in terms of worldview and also the way she dressed and presented herself in conversation.
I think asian man told me it was the 2nd girl who liked me, but I was good friends with both.
>>35422120
Become a hermit. I have also considered getting a vasectomy at 18. Fuck.
>>35422196
I have actually considered that a person like me should live a life of solitude, perhaps as a member of a religious order. It would feel more legitimate that way, as opposed to just being homeless or living with my parents forever.
I'm too afraid to consider this option right now though because I have a lot of school debt and my father expects me to pay it off on my own. Right now I am still coasting on money I saved up in my life through birthdays and holidays and a summer job I had one year. The money runs out in about 4 months due to school loan payments.
>legs can no longer support my bodyweight
>>35422107
Dam nigga you fat af lmao
>>35422107
How heavy are we talking here?
>>35422107
Good, now you can't have to get up to eat.
Fembots, would you date a man who's into grand strategy games?
>>35422105
>do i look cuckable
Would you not cuck someone because of their look?
>>35422105
>that guy is 18
No wonder he's given up already.
>>35422130
If he's looking to be cucked that means he has a gf.
So i've got $400. And i wanna buy a body pillow for the first time. The problem is that i live with my mom. What do i do?
>>35421998
kill ur mum and turn her into a body pillow
>>35421998
Has she accepted your perma virgin tfw no gf status
>>35421998
You're really going to waste 400 on a body pillow?
Give it to me and I'll cuddle you whenever you want
Does having more than one gf in my lifetime make me a chad?
>>35421894
No, but you're no robot, so
Get off my fucking board
It depends on the number of gfs, the length of the relationship and the quality of the gf. Having two three month relationships with 3/10s doesn't make you any less of a loser.
I've had 5 gfs and fucked over 100 girls. Does that make me a Chad?
>Hey sweetie, that guy there is ugly. Try to say it with me: U-G-L-Y!
hey sweetie you're mommy is a roastie try to say it with me R-O-A-S-T-I-E see wasent that easy? XD
>>35421878
And here I am trying to teach my kid not to call ppl stupid or jerk
you guys better not act as mean as normies, remember how bad that shit feels
fuckin bullies
Can we get a wallpaper thread going?
Comfy stuff preferred but contribute if you think you have something good.
>browse /fit/ for years
Heres the ones i like to have on my phone
Most of my stuff is shitty and a weird size
>>35421875
The same can be said for you
Remind me why I shouldn't just swallow all my antidepressants and chug the24 I stole from safeway
I'm literally desperate
Look at me, asking fuckin r9k for help
Because the amount of antidepressants you have probably isn't enough to give you more than a headache or liver damage, neither of which are immediately fatalistic.
>>35421829
It would probably hurt, and you probably wouldn't die.
>>35421829
Do it, you fucking pussy.
orgi
A daily reminder that you don't know what you want.
>>35421790
I know what I don't want and what I kinda want
I know what I want, the problem is that I don't have it
>>35421790
i know what i want and i want it now
>tfw 30 in 5 days
How did you guys handle it?
>>35421773
I liked turning thirty. It felt like a milestone
>>35421773
turned 30 a few months ago. Was really depressing my dude but feedback i got from girls is that it doesnt even matter that much. They say 30 is rly young for a man. Probably just lying to me to make me feel better these dumb bitches.
Happy early birthday, granddad.
>7am
>still haven't been to bed
>>35421768
uh oh mommys gonna FREAK
>>35421777
check'd
SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP I'M AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Autism doesn't exist. It's just a word that lazy people of below-average intelligence use to garner pity and avoid personal responsibility.
>>35421766
I have above average intelligence, but when I was a kid my mom noticed I didn't respond when she asked me questions, and I would always get lost in thought. But when I did speak my vocabulary was way beyond that of a 6 year old. So I was diagnosed with the tism, the "functioning" kind
>>35421801
the fuck is functioning autism?
When did they coin this special snowflake horse shit? You are either a retard or not a retard.
Plain and simple.
Autism and depression definitely exist. That does not mean people inaccurately self diagnose and use it as an excuse to be losers.
>Ordered a massive fast food meal from the same restaurant two days in a row
I don't think I can handle the humiliation but I'm so hungry and craving a good burger.
>>35421732
where's the humiliation in that?
cmon anon don't be silly
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dominos-pizza-saves-mans-life_us_5732a349e4b096e9f0932e0c
>go to McDonald's
>cashier asks me why I'm there so often
It could be worse, OP
>>35421791
what's her fucking problem wtf