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>>35422227
No it's not ok. Do you not have any self-respect? Did I raise my own daughter to be a fucking slut?

>>35422222

>>35422227
fuck off pedo

origaonl

>>35422140
Gl getting your organs harvested

>>35422140
Where are you guys from? How long have you guys known each other? What did you bond over?

>>35422140
1. buy ticket
2. kidnap and steal organs
3. profit
4. ????
5. repeat

JUST LOL ANON. You should know better.

The two girls I was friends with had fairly interesting personalities.

The first was kind of a nerdy genki girl with glasses and big oppais. Had a loud and somewhat obnoxious laugh, but it was charming in its own way.

The second girl was petite, shy, flat-chested bookworm type of girl, also a huge nerd. She felt fairly traditional in terms of worldview and also the way she dressed and presented herself in conversation.

I think asian man told me it was the 2nd girl who liked me, but I was good friends with both.

>>35422120
Become a hermit. I have also considered getting a vasectomy at 18. Fuck.

>>35422196

I have actually considered that a person like me should live a life of solitude, perhaps as a member of a religious order. It would feel more legitimate that way, as opposed to just being homeless or living with my parents forever.

I'm too afraid to consider this option right now though because I have a lot of school debt and my father expects me to pay it off on my own. Right now I am still coasting on money I saved up in my life through birthdays and holidays and a summer job I had one year. The money runs out in about 4 months due to school loan payments.

>>35422107
Dam nigga you fat af lmao

>>35422107
How heavy are we talking here?

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>>35422107
Good, now you can't have to get up to eat.

>>35422105
>do i look cuckable
Would you not cuck someone because of their look?

>>35422105
>that guy is 18
No wonder he's given up already.

>>35422130
If he's looking to be cucked that means he has a gf.

>>35421998
kill ur mum and turn her into a body pillow

>>35421998
Has she accepted your perma virgin tfw no gf status

>>35421998
You're really going to waste 400 on a body pillow?
Give it to me and I'll cuddle you whenever you want

>>35421894
No, but you're no robot, so

Get off my fucking board

It depends on the number of gfs, the length of the relationship and the quality of the gf. Having two three month relationships with 3/10s doesn't make you any less of a loser.

I've had 5 gfs and fucked over 100 girls. Does that make me a Chad?

hey sweetie you're mommy is a roastie try to say it with me R-O-A-S-T-I-E see wasent that easy? XD

>>35421878
And here I am trying to teach my kid not to call ppl stupid or jerk

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you guys better not act as mean as normies, remember how bad that shit feels

fuckin bullies

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Heres the ones i like to have on my phone

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Most of my stuff is shitty and a weird size

>>35421875
The same can be said for you

Because the amount of antidepressants you have probably isn't enough to give you more than a headache or liver damage, neither of which are immediately fatalistic.

>>35421829
It would probably hurt, and you probably wouldn't die.

>>35421829
Do it, you fucking pussy.
orgi

>>35421790
I know what I don't want and what I kinda want

I know what I want, the problem is that I don't have it

>>35421790
i know what i want and i want it now

>>35421773
I liked turning thirty. It felt like a milestone

>>35421773

turned 30 a few months ago. Was really depressing my dude but feedback i got from girls is that it doesnt even matter that much. They say 30 is rly young for a man. Probably just lying to me to make me feel better these dumb bitches.

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Happy early birthday, granddad.

>>35421768
uh oh mommys gonna FREAK

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>>35421777
check'd

SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP I'M AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>35421766
I have above average intelligence, but when I was a kid my mom noticed I didn't respond when she asked me questions, and I would always get lost in thought. But when I did speak my vocabulary was way beyond that of a 6 year old. So I was diagnosed with the tism, the "functioning" kind

>>35421801
the fuck is functioning autism?
When did they coin this special snowflake horse shit? You are either a retard or not a retard.
Plain and simple.

Autism and depression definitely exist. That does not mean people inaccurately self diagnose and use it as an excuse to be losers.

>>35421732
where's the humiliation in that?
cmon anon don't be silly
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dominos-pizza-saves-mans-life_us_5732a349e4b096e9f0932e0c

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>go to McDonald's
>cashier asks me why I'm there so often
It could be worse, OP

>>35421791
what's her fucking problem wtf