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Who /tightforeskin/ here?
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Should have started my thread with "Fembot here" so people would reply.
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Me desu

Been stretching it, can now pull it over the head when flaccid, but doesn't return on its own

Is there anything worse than white woman? I was bored and searched on twitter "white guys" this is full of self-hatred white woman and white woman who hate white man. Not even asian woman are this bad.
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white males are the shittiest most racist, sexist, genocidal, hateful entitled pieces of garbage around.

no wonder even their own women want them extinct.
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>>35422860
White women are worse than white men, true spawns of the devil.
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>>35422860
>implying his great grandparents and grandparents didn't face discrimination as immigrants
tumblr comic artists are the most delusional people, but most of them are trannies and faggots so we already know they are insane

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tfw you see a sad fembot thread and you actually want to treat them like a normal person with a good hearted reply but then you see r9k has shit up the thread with a good 200+ posts and half of which are ADD ME ON DISCORD PLS BE GF and anything you say literally wont matter or even be read by the OP.
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>want to white knight
>claiming /r9k/ shit up a fembot thread when it's fembot threads shitting up /r9k/
>only want to reply so the fembot would see you post, making you no different than the retards begging the girl to be their gf
As usual OP is a faggot.
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>>35422711
I wanna kill myself with a 5 inch can of myself already dead so I can finally sleep

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I made a thread on Monday about being a fembot. I can't find it. I think I said that I'm stuck, mentally ill, khhv, fat, have no friends, parents are abusive, etc. typical messed up girl story. I have been talking to a nice guy online and he wants to meet, but I'm worried that he'll not want to be friends because he will see how awkward I am. I haven't said I have any issues other than anxiety. He's not really the type to understand robot problems so should I just ghost him and forget about meeting?

I'm tired of talking to normies online because I just realize that it will never work out between us. Friendship or dating.
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Ghost him, roastie
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i'll be your friend and eventually bf if you're cute

im a total robot who looks like a chad

tell me about yourself
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the only reason he wants to meet is to fuck you

also you're on ez mode because you have a vagina and people will always shower you with attention

fuck off

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>>35422606
Look how much we have in common!
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>>35422606
Explain this to me OP friendo
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>>35422606
She's selling her clothes, including panties even from what I've seen, to make money. As if it wasn't clear enough that she was just some dumb whore.

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So last night there was a thread about shadow people and some anon being followed by a man in a hat. I was too pussy to click on it, but now it's morning and I'm interested, is this a meme or are people for real? Also /x/ is somehow more retarded than this board
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Self bumping just because
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Yea, they're real, meng. I see them all the time.

They only watch, for now. I'm not sure who or what they are, though. Lots of theories.

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to confront them, though. Would it help? Or hurt?
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>>35423774
I heard of people getting possessed by them , but have my doubts

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>FTW mens is scary
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pls

someone

man
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pls an man thank you
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hello

an man pls

anybody

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>Get GF
>Immediately start fapping to the thought of her cheating on me
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>get gf
>masturbating doesn't even occur to me because all I can think about is how much I love her
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>>35422549
Meanwhile you are getting cucked
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>get GF
>everytime i fuck her i imagine being her and fucking myself
>cum buckets imagening being both the hunk fucking a cute twink and a cute twink getting fucked
>tfw i might be super-gay

Maybe so, maybe no.

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>tfw Dark Souls is the only game that brings me any happiness any more
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Play stalker op
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>>35422442
I'll give it a try.
Any other reccs?
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>tfw the dragon king greataxe is the only weapon that brings me joy anymore

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Reminder that being into cosplay is the ultimate red flag for girls
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>>35422377
b2ump
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>>35422377
>>35423091
This chick is fat and not good looking but I'd still totally fuck those titties.
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Cosplay = look at my titties and / or ass

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If I'm white and I go to Thailand will women treat me like Chad even though I'm a loser to white women? It seems like this online but maybe they just want money or something?
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>>35422373
They will probably assume you're rich. Plus being white is 'exotic' to them.
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We're the equivalent to niggers over there. You just have to talk to people and bring some condoms.
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Loser at home, loser abroad. At least in Thailand you can lose your virginity to a hooker.

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>mfw reading through my sent emails from 2007

I think I understand why everyone hated me. Jesus Christ this shit is painful to read.
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>>35422370
>hurr durr I know how to talk people pls feel sorry for this normie
fuck you
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>>35422370
Why would you put yourself through such suffering? Can we have a snippet?
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>TFW read posts from a few months ago and feel like a retard

It feels natural when I write something in the moment, but if I read it back later, I realize I sound like a total autist.

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all 4chan complains about Reddit but have you heard of 9gag ? this is the most cancerous site.
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No we haven't heard of it!!!!!!
Please tell us more?!??
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>>35422349
i actually lately lurked at 9gag, it improved big big big, its tolerable more or less, they copies us though.
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What it is, never heard

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does anyone else find it distirbing that people think its weird to be a virgin but to me i think its fucking weird and distirbing to think about anyone sticking their dick in someone. why is the world confusing
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Did she died?
Oregano
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>>35422360
you can fx the Bulbus oculus hanging out, but she will always have kinda lazy eyes

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Do you fellas happen to have the rest of the story?
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>>35422262
I only have part 1 and 2
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>>35422279
Fuck i want it to now.
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>>35422279
That's the biggest cliff hanger ever wtf

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