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this is it boys. gf (female) said she will let me put it in her butt tonight. bought the lube, enema bulb, booze and I still have some viagra left.
so hyped. what am I in for?
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>>35423990
Mud on the helmet
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>>35424006
after an enema? unlikely
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>viagra

also normie get out

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>can't cook for shit
>only like some junk food
>junk food is fucking expensive in my country
>all food is too damn expensive in my country
i seriously hope this damn food cartel would die already
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>>35423919
nigger buy some fucking potatoes and learn how to fry them
1$ a kilo
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>>35423919
why hamburgers need to be so fucking expensive?
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>>35423936
>can't cook for shit
also i live in finland, the food cartel here is way worse.
one hamburger is 5yuros

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In hindsight, that girl treated me to one of the wildest, most unique, craziest and most fun rides of my life.

It was 12 years ago, I'm I'm nearly in tears now and how I treated her. This is coming back now for a variety of reasons, the main one being I masturbated to memories of her last night.

Nobody should have to be rejected in such a cold-hearted fashion, talked absolutely down to the dirt by someone they really liked.

I can't believe I was so cold.

I know she's over it by now, but holy fuck, some of the things I said. And I felt no remorse nor did I even really think twice about it at the time.

She opened herself up to me, introduced me to dating and sex, gave me some wonderful memories... But when it started to come crashing down, I just unloaded on her with all I had.

I was such a brutal person when I was younger. I was so reckless with peoples' feelings, so merciless.

I just can't believe some of the things I said. I can't believe a person could ever open up to someone else and just get shat on like that, even if the relationship really was probably not going to work.

I'm just so sorry.
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get over it fagbag
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>>35423887
Don't worry bro I'm right there with you

Treated all my girls like shit just as bad

Now I'm alone and have been for years

Trying to kill my emotions and feel and act the same way now
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>>35423978

I have no idea why I started thinking about this now. Like I said, it was 12 years ago.

Coming down on amphetamines is really weird.

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gimme some jojo memes /r9k/
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Here is a jojo reference
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>>35423872
I think this is one
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Another jojo refernce

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Am I the only one who hears them?
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who are they anon?
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>>35423842
I hear them too
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>>35423848
some intra-dimensional and other-dimensional creature is whispering pieces of the future of humanity to me

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How do I let my friends know I like hentai?
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if the topic comes up. just admit to it and be proud of your sexual fetishes
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>>35423873
I don't trust this guy
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Why do you want to let them know that

Do I have a mental illness for liking this kind of stuff?
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Wanting a girl to care for you and comfort you when you're feeling down is not a sign of mental illness.

Most people want that.
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>>35423788
No, you just have mommy issues or you never grew up.

>>35423907
>Most people want that.
Most people on /r9k/, maybe. I'm one of you, but let's be realistic here.
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>>35423788
It just means you desperately crave attention from the opposite sex.

Do you ever had a cursh on a celebrity? I'm in love with Lana Del Reay. She is fucking perfect.
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yeah she's fine as fuck
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>>35423784
Demi Lovato for me
Pic related
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She's a depressed and miserable woman. Totally not sexy.

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can women feel anything aside from want?
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>>35423772
Despise.
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Jealousy. But I guess that could be want

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suggest me a things to do
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paint artwork, pinball, bouncing cards glitch, super fast screensavers, red alert 2, gothic 2, bonzi buddy
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>>35423741
Launch Windows 10 in Windows XP with a virtual machine and launch a game in Windows 10.

Then cook an egg on your CPU
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install viruses

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Anybody wish they didn't have friends
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you can easily fix that
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just stop talking to all of them
hahaha :'^)
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>>35423708
Yea I fucking hate the people I'm stuck with I consider myself friendless

I just wish I lived in a big city and didn't have to have friends just aquintances and new people

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>buy pocky at the asian store
>they talk behind your back in chinese about how youre a weeb
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>>35423703
No they don't, they like that I appreciate and understand their culture. Sometimes I like to talk Japanese to them, I think they like it.
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>>35423703
At least it's only moments for you. I unironically think people are talking about me all the time.
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If you're not wearing a proper Kimono when you enter the store it's no surprise they talk about how disrespectful you're being

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>I am ready to settle down now anon

What do you do?

Surely you won't choose to die alone like a rat
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>>35423693
Die alone like a rat? What kinda expression is that?

Very few mammals have larger families than rats.
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>>35423738
But rats are subhuman.Youre not subhuman are you?
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>>35423738
That settles it, rats are based.

ITT fpbp /thread op btfo SAGE

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I have anger issues and currently it's ruining my life. Any advice?
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Do you get exercise?
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>>35423682
sometimes, too lazy as of lately
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>>35423709
sorry I got sidetracked and forgot about this thread

I'd say force your way to the gym a few times a week and see if that helps you, or even just go for a walk/jog/run/bike ride. I get restless and irritable as hell when I don't. I dunno just throwing it out there

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this will be engraved on my box lid for my cigar humidor AMA
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lol it looks like a dog with ears on sides you know when its in such an orientation what a weird coincidence if I do say so myself, which I do

what is your favorite non-meat food?
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>>35425016
Now I can't unsee it, thanks anon. Not OP but I really like potatoes, I could eat those all day.
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>>35425052
boiled potatoes? cooked ones? I love them too

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