Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8390. page

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Hey, everyone. Come in here and vent. It's okay.

>want to get fucked up
>no alcohol, prison wine isn't done yet and still very weak
>can't get more because driver's license is expired
>have huge zit on cheek from eating chocolate, can't get driver's license for booze because picture would be ugly
>took a slightly higher amount of diphenhydramine because sick and also mild chance to get fucked up. It was aight, got a bit woozy and numb.
>go to store to try and find some DXM which I haven't done in probably a decade.
>They no longer carry the right brand, not even behind the counter, because of degenerates
Not gonna huff paint, but I might work out a little for natural endorphins.

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Gonna be spending another Friday night alone in your room again, huh?

You fucking loser.

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>tfw too stupid to generate a bf

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Can you robots help me with my tinder profile?
It seems like none of the libtard feminazis want to be with a man who's not a nu-male cuck.

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>be me
>checking court registry, looking to see what plea a friend of mine entered
>he hasn't been published yet, but I notice something else
>A name jumps out at me
>takes me a second until I recognize it as the girl from a few years back
>she committed acts against me and got away with it via typical womanly wiles
>18 charges presently

Honestly, I felt nothing but mild intrigue. Of all the days in the world, the very one I decide to look, I happen upon that. I have no sense of satisfaction either, guess I'm just genuinely a good person, but I don't like to say that because it sounds conceited, but I really derived no pleasure from this.

So, how funny would it be if I showed up at the courthouse? It'd spook her for sure to think I'd been watching her for years and tracking her movements.

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this literally just happened
>got drivers license recently
>drive somewhere
>parents in car
>put my rap playlist on youtube playing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg starts playing

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What are your thoughts about shower heads on the mist setting? I got one yesterday and I'm in love with how good it feels

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i feel like only normies sit on a toilet

do robots squat?!

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hey /r9k/ im gonna make this quick
>be a girl
>notice a qt girl looks at me from time to time
>find out she's into girls
>follow her on twitter and DM her
>she tells me she dosen't know/remember me
we went to the same math class

>tell her never mind

she obviously likes me, im 99% sure of that
but idk why she acts like that

anyway then she tweets multiple times about "whos free to chat" and stuff like that
what do?
should i start a convo or just forget about it?

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/r9k/, I have been around here for a couple of years, and agreed to many things. You made me less trusting and thus dependent on women, and a lot of credit is due to you for me pursuing enjoyable, fulfilling hobbies instead of conforming to the lazy, retarded and genetically pamphered normie society.

However, lately I have started noticing an increasing, disturbing trend.

Obviously, most of the fun threads (comfies, greentexts) are gone. Instead, there are fetishes and other revelry (asian gf and waifu threads are a non-porn example), suitable for any board but the unconforming, slightly arrogant and intelligent (and thus peaceful) beta fortress.

But the worst: the precise, age tested and normie-burning robot philosophy is being thrown around, emaciated by the "robots" themselves and projected in ways that absolutely pervert it.

A good example is an "I can't cook" thread. We robots have once stated that we can have anything we want but good genes. The lazy "robot" faggot OP said that I told him to "just b himself" by giving him cooking advice well suited for his skill level.

A robot is a wise, brooding perma virgin. A retard who is le asocial by not doing shit and camwhoring is not a robot.

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6FT
BEEN TOLD IM HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL
HAVE A BIG DICK
NEVER HAD A GF
NEVER BEEN KISSED
BE ASPIE

IM GOING TO TAKE STEROIDS AND BECOME THE NEXT ZYZZ THEN ALL YOU FUCKING ROASTIES WILL BEG TO BE MY GF

FUCKING WHORES ARE GONNA GET BTFO

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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Has 4chan in general become a lot more packed recently. The amount of newfags are astouding and somehow /pol/ became even more of a shitfest. Did some event cause a mass migration or am I freaking out for no reason?

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>pathetic white/asian chestlets think they can compete with big black boobies

Even Hitomi, literally the biggest boobed Asian to ever exist is EASILY eclipsed by a slightly above average black girl.

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I'm a guy who wants to get raped by another guy. I'm not gay, being raped by a girl would be neat, but real rape comes from someone stronger putting their dick in one of my holes.

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/r9k/, what would you do if pic related slapped your ass?