>mfw you're a furry
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am i a furry if i only fap to the porn
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That depends, does your body pillow have fur?
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>>35428063
i dont have one anymyos
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ROBOTS REPRESENT YOUR STATE 2017-03-10 06:55:42 Post No.35427991
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ROBOTS REPRESENT YOUR STATE
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what song captures your robot region?
>caIifornia
https://youtu.be/V8qgp3yT1rQ
https://open.spotify.com/track/4ckuS4Nj4FZ7i3Def3Br8W
(barred from youtube)
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Florida
https://youtu.be/UE_-obgiWm0
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>>35427991
Pennsylvania
http://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial
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>>35428293
>florida > pennsyvlania
ayy
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>It's another listen to drunk women in my apartment scream on a friday night and come back later with chads from the club
I've heard my neighbour have sex through the walls multiple times. Fucking normie scum. Just let me be a hikikomori in peace. Stop taunting me with your active sex lives and social fulfilment.
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>>35427968
>not fapping furiously with your ear to the wall
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>>35427968
>friday night
It's 2pm dumbass
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>>35428119
>2017
>being mean
>ishygddt
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who is drunk and alone?
share your feels
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>>35427951
what you drinking? im having red wine because i live at home and hide it in my wardrobe
do youlisten to music?
play games?
watch porn?
what do you do drunk alone at home?
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>>35427979
beer. watching other people drunk on youtube. want to watch some music documentary but don`t know what
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>>35427951
>wine
>playing wow
>don`t know what to do with myself.
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>Hey anon, hungry?
HOW ABOUT'S A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? CHEF'S SECRET RECIPE!
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>>35427940
shhhhh, shhhhh, shhhh
its already over.
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>>35427940
How about you eat my asshole out
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How do i get a job as a History major without going to grad school?
Pic related my degree
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>>35427936
You're screwed tbqh, why would any employer higher you over someone with a master's degree? These days (or at least in New York) a master's is almost mandatory for any job. A bachelors is obsolete.
The best thing you can do it work in a museum as a curator
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>>35427974
But even being a curator requires a masters in museum studies. Arrggg i dont want to be in school anymore
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>>35427936
Get teaching certification and teach history at elementary school. You can of course also go the civil servant route; civil service requires a BA in anything, they don't care what, and while you'll start at the low end in the $25-$30k end, you'll spend the next 30+ years in a low-stress, undemanding job which will slowly grow to the $100k range depending on how ambitious you are about climbing the ladder.
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>just accidentally asked girl on fb if she'd be interested in sucking dick for $100 on my real account
>forgot to login to my fake account
holy fuck
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>>35427935
Youre fucked dude, kill yourself now to avoid the consequences
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What if she accepts?
How likely is it for women to accept offers like these?
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Post screenshot for verification
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When did you realize this board has been achieved high levels of cucked in the past few months?
>BBC/Femanon thread with 400+ replies
>Thread discussing and bitching about male hypocrisy with 130 replies
>Fembots/BWC thread with 130 replies
>tfw no bf thread with 90 replies
>some tranny blogging about how it's parents found it's hormones and that it is registered as female
>a thread worshipping eliza with 50 replies
>some roastie complaining about "nice guys"
>several threads complaining about tfw no bf
>fucking face rate thread
>two or three racebaiting threads
>green flags for guys thread with 200+ replies
>fucking gay /soc/ tier write a letter thread with 100+ replies
When the fuck did this board become a place for roasties (or ERPing men) to harvest attention and get orbiters? This board is effectively fucked, mate. I remember when this board used to be a echo chamber for bitter, autistic nerds to talk about feels and discuss their autismo. We're literally /b/ and /soc/ now with a small amount of posters that are actual robots.
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>>35427862
national socialism is just communism for krauts and cannot possibly work because neither of those things are functional in themselves or compatible
NIGGER
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>>35427883
what the fuck
go to pol if you wanna argue about that bullshit
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>>35427907
I am confused as well. Perhaps he has too many tabs open? But I'd really like to discuss the OP I made. It's certainly an issue that cannot be fixed and we might as well let the normies/faggots have the board. But it is something I am curious to talk about.
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>mommy found the trap folder on my pc
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>friend found the fart folder
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>cat found the tile porn folder
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>Imperials found the magic scroll
>go to pet kitty cat
>kitty cat purrs and rolls on back
>lay down with kitty cat, touch tummy, kitty cat scratches me
>mfw
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>Go to pet cat
>cat says "stop"
>go home and cry
>mfw
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Cats don't like being touched on their belly.
They tolerate like 2-3 rubs max and then you better get your hand out of there.
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>>35429188
My cat loves it, granted he doesn't like it all the time. Deliberately jumps on my bed then sticks a paw in my face to get his daily belly rub.
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>tfw the existential angst comes back again
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>>35427772
You're a teenage faggot
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>>35427786
I was about to say that I haven't felt existential dread in a really long time, then I saw this post and it gave me a sense of superiority for a little bit.
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So my vision of it is going to a gun range, pretending that I'm going to go shoot some targets and just shoot myself in the head. I'm afraid I would be a retard and not have the safety off though
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>>35427758
I'm sure the range officer would be nice enough to show you how :)
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Please do not abuse gun ranges in this fashion. They have to deal with the consequence of it all. Most of them are small family businesses.
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>>35427869
It's easier and quicker than buying a gun
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Would you rim my ass femanons?
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nice butt,
but no, not really.
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>>35427753
hah, cute. needs some spanking, and also some cute lingerie?
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>10 minutes until my wagecuck dad leaves for work
>I may only get 2 hours 2 days a week where they fuck off but I'm still happy sort of
>finally get to fap without someone repeatedly asking me questions barging in walking by and a being a loud fuck in my shit 24 hours a day
LEAVE
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Nvm he ruined my fap/nap by coming downstairs while I was looking at boobs on tv and walking around me making old guy noises and talking to me and guilt tripping me about going to work
Now hiding in the bathroom hoping he leaves
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>35427711
>tfw you have a similar relationship with your father
>always get excited when he's about to leave
>feel bad because you're avoiding him when he helped create your life
Are there any white guys here with a 7+ inch dick? I really need a pic of it no questions asked. Also can you do it in an angle that shows off the size a bit?
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>I lied about my size and to continue this facade I need a random anon cock for "proof"
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>>35427702
Plz help
Oreganono
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>>35427769
You wouldn't understand you don't know what it's like to have micropenis