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Nothing left to tax, burns through his money too fast.

>>35430056
The sun doesn't have any money

>>35430282
Is that what he told you?

>>35429999
Those digits really say it all, OP.

People who buy straight fit boot cut jeans think they look completely different than they do in reality.

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>>35429999
>quads

whew lad

slim is okay, skinny is too much

>>35429999
>tfw wear baggy jeans and autism shoes at work
feels comfy man

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>>35429937
https://discord.gg/uhheUAu

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NAZI MODS UNBAN ME

pls im sorry

anyone else have problems talking in group chats?

How does she have no hips

>>35429955
theyre under the panty waist strap

Nice try NSA.

0/10 see the Big Guy in her office after your break.

>sink in my pussy

>>35429785 I'm here for you anon

Now how the fuck
Does someone like that
have tom ford glasses?
Why? What the fuck? Its like she tried dyeing her hair and gave up halfway LMFAO fuck

Ok. What are the lyrics to "Rosa" by Grimes?

>>35429821
Dat grimy pussy is all yours *shoves your face inside my molding well*

>>35429766
That's actually very scary and creepy

>>35429766
I've never talked to myself in the mirror but every time I'm near one I can't help but stare at my reflection. I always found it fascinating, looking at all the nuances of my face/expressions

I talk to myself in the mirror all the time. Like at least 15min a day here and there. I didn't even think it was that weird tho... It's just fun and relieves the loneliness.

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>>35429758
>not considered dead medically until officially diagnosed

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>its not necrophilia if they died during the act and you kept going

Hmm you're weird anon

>>35429743
>afraid of the dark
Girl detected.
You can't be a robot and you need to leave.

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>>35429743
One does not become a robot. It's in your blood. Decided the day you were conceived. You are just a normie who needs to leave.

>>35429743
becoming emotionless and apathetic is the worst shit ever, why would you want that

>>35429724
tfw no fembot gf to spend time and cuddle and maybe do lewd things with

>>35429833
>tfw never have lewd talked with any girl met here or anywhere
>tfw never have received nudes
>tfw never have received compliments
>tfw never have been flirted with

Is this real? Am I living in some shitty movie? Like this is cartoon levels of evil and bullshit. If my life was a book reviewers would trash it for its unfair depiction of everyday life and complete unrealism.

>>35429888
just give up on 3D already my negro

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Because it's hard to find people who like what I like, duh.

>>35429749
What do u like anon? Im sure its not that difficult.

>>35429637
because I can access porn on the internet easily by myself?? I sense you're a faggot. >>>/lgbt/ is that way

>>35429627
>tfw resorted to buying acctune of the dank web
Haha I'm sure it'll be fine when I'm older haha

>>35429627
>tfw severe acne finally receding and just two bumps on my face atm
>tfw filled with acne scars which are just as bad and permanent

kill me

I masturbate to hentai manga
I have masturbated to various anime that contain no nudity
I lay in bed at night fantasizing about cuddling qt 2d girls
I consider myself on the extreme end of normality in this place

Are the slaughterhouses ready yet

have fun trying to establish an objective metric for what qualifies as "degeneracy" in a world full of countless types of people who are all equally committed to their own moral codes.

sage

original215423325

>tfw too intelligent for hair

>>35429602
I mean its turning gay.

>>35429562
If you don't care, then ignore it.

If you got a problem, talk to her about it.
If the issue escalates to a point where you don't want to be with her, break up with her.

>>35429562
>be 5'7"
>regularly fuck a 5'10" girl who's married to a 6'2" guy

Never underestimate the seduction power of manlets.

>>35429562
>>35429562
Firstly, why are you even hanging out with this guy?