ITT: Actresses too beautiful for porn.
Lexi Belle was so absolutely beautiful and pure looking that I kind of feel bad for her. She's the kind od girl you'd hope would be pure as fuck ans raise a family with well behaved kids and a good man.
>exi Belle was so absolutely beautiful and pure looking that I kind of feel bad for her.
Then she open her mouth.
How do I know you're a shitskin
taco belle originally
New friday rose bread. What happened to the last one?
Anyone still here? Guiz?
H3ll0
Dead thread.
Stupid posters.
Learn self control stupid.
What is /r9k/'s opinion of this post?
>>39310245
It's obviously objectively correct. Why even ask?
>>39310245
It's the truth. I don't want a chick as a "friend". Only fags and hopeless people like being in the friend zone
>>39310245
Holy shet.
I think he should fork up the cash for an escort.
As for the original post, guys approach women for sex yes for dating. And when women drop the "boyfriend" card we can react in such a manner (walking away).
I don't know what to say. I personally don't approach any women at all which I guess is worse. Yeah I guess we don't want to sit/stand there and be a woman's friend if she's a stranger. It's true.
*thumb finger emoji*
*sigh*
Anon, I really like hanging out, playing video games and sucking each others dicks and all that, but are we ever going out on a real date?
>>39310170
Who is this sexy slut anon
>>39310219
This is a Trap, I can't remember the name
>>39310345
is this the brazilian trap from fit? i forgot his name too
Why don't you date women in your league? It's obvious you're not Stacey material
>>39310123
They don't date me
Some are down to fuck (probably because I'm tall - the one thing I have going for me) but once they realize I'm weird as fuck they disappear.
Works equally well on girls of all looks levels. Any girl from the hottest girl willing to fuck me (staceyish but not really) to the fat purple haired feminist I picked up sees it the same way.
Apparently I look just good enough that I may be worth a shot for low to mid tier women but my personality grind that away
What happened to that other girl? She was fucking cute.
She was eating a giant corn dog
>>39310123
Because women in my league still want Chad. All women want Chad.
The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normalfag hordes.
>no non-virgins
>no women
>no trannies
Join now at https://discord[dott]gg/kFKHdn8 to bolster the resistance
>inb4 b-but muh discord
Normies use 4chan too, does that mean everyone on 4chan is a normie? Stop trying to find excuses to whine about. Don't be a cuck, join the resistance.
Stop making these "resistance" threads you fucking cuck. "Robots" get >>>/out/
>pretend to care about the board's quality
>incessantly spam unoriginal content
>>39310058
Get back to getting BLACKED plebbitor scum
"Hey there champ; how are you holding up? Just another Friday night in the ol' "Man Cave" am I right, champ? Listen champ, your mother and I are concerned about your future. Now don't give me that scowl, I've seen it one too many times, champ. Get dressed and meet me in the car because we're going late-night job hunting. What do you mean it's too late, champ? Better now than never your grandpappy always said, so get those gears in action. Remember what I told you, champ: it's all about going up to the manager and giving them a firm handshake. It's as simple as that."
Haha fuck that, what's the point of being a tryhard? There's no fucking prize at the end. Get drunk, smoke pot, and jack off. Nobody was born to pay bills and then die.
>>39309833
Actually I'm still at work, just phoneposting.
Nice dubs btw imaginary dad, miss you
>ywn go late-night job hunting with your Dad, listening to the Drive soundtrack and giving every manager in sight a firm handshake, afterwards getting tendies from Chick-fil-A
>be me
>dad comes to help me set up new apartment before uni starts again
>says I'm looking really scrawny, says he is going to get me a weight lifting set for my birthday
>have been taking whoremones for half a year at this point
uh....
how do I break it to him that I'll never be a strong boi
Have original fun with that
>>39309765
>Have original fun with that
please don't attempt to evade the filter
delete your post and try again
you dont
disappointing your father is possibly the worst sin a son can commit
Cummy mummy edition
Time for sleep. Night night, lads.
you faggots better be buying prawn cocktail crisps
>tfw bossman at the local corner shop only has prawn cocktail crisps stacked and not the other degenerate flavour its up against
Quite a time to awaken, good morning.
Who here is going to die without ever feeling the sense of belonging?
I will never know what it's like to go on a trip with friends. haha
>>39309586
>Never have been on a trip with friends
>Never had a GF
>Never went to a club/bar
>Never got drunk
>Never smoked
>Only did weed once to try it out, didn't like it
>Everyone I know is going to college, in healthy relationships, and go to the gym
>I sit here in my room, binge watching YouTube videos or playing vidya
>Don't even want to go to college, find a job, let alone have my own place
>Don't even want a GF
Yeah, belonging is a word I'm not familiar with.
Same here, just kill my shit up
I feel the same anon.
Turn 18 in 2 weeks still virgin and still depressed. Feels bad
Why are you all so gay now? Seriously what the fuck happened?
>>39309147
Prison gay. Can't get a gf, so become the gf.
>>39309147
I learned that boys can be cute too
I just assume it's a /tv/-style eternal raid to get the board deleted.
>apply for first job
>hired
>return home
>already want to abandon it
go through the horror of applying
>get job
>three years pass
>now hate job
>afraid to leave because it means I have to start applying agian
>>39309028
What job? What pay? Why not just get one of the million of work from home jobs available out on the internet?
>tfw you'll never be able to spend anymore countless hours of your life masturbating to Chinese cartoon girls while also playing video games and eating chicken tendies
"All alone on a Friday night? Hey, how about you buy me a drink and we can keep each other company?"
how about you show me those tiddies lol
>>39308974
be my khaleesi
open bob & show vagania
>tfw no bhai bf
>>39308962
Holy shit, I've never seen anyone who was bhai - or at least interested in it - before.hai
>tfw no beehive gf
>>39308962
What does bhai mean?
Omegle thread
get in here!!! Bump with your funny screenies
>>39308902
FLumpaboompa
>>39308902
what is omegle? you just randomly chat with people? is that all there is to it?
>>39308982
Yeah, you just chat with strangers, even though 90% of the users are Chads waving their thundercocks around.