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what is this thing on my dick?!!
i figured i ask the board with the highest expertise on dicks
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>>35431903
It's vampirism my count chocula friend.
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Posts when it bursts
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>>35431903
what exactlly do you mean? could you describe it?
seems like your skin got burnt a little? to much friction?
is it a bladder?
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Black co-worker asks me about a thread I made with the word nigger
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>>35431832
HOW DID HE KNOW!?!?!?
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>>35431861
Probably peeped when I didn't see him. I hate working with minorities. So fucking nosy
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>>35431832
ITT: paranoid normalfags
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Pizza is a normie meme. Using pizza in shitty original jokes is the normie's way of saying "OMG look at me I'm so relatable and gluttonous just like you guys XDD!"
As a reminder, if you like pizza, eat pizza, or use pizza in jokes, you ARE a normie and you should get the fuck off of my board.
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My thanks to you for spreading awareness about the cancerous normie meme that is pizza, cancerous both in physical and abstract reality.
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I like anchovy pizza, what about you?
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>>35431830
>ywn match with H. Duff on twitter and get to fuck Lizzy McGuire's brains out
Why even live?
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GUYS I DID IT I FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND
AM I FINALLY A NORMIE?!
:D :D :D :D :D
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>>35431717
No, you're a failed normie cyborg ninja.
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This place is great because it makes you feel like you have friends. When you actually have friends/gf you lose that privilege. So either fuck off or pretend to still be a loser
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>>35431717
>asian
Congrats. If you're white it probably took little to no effort.
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>majority of 4chan users don't even know about noko or sage
>instead of reporting off topic/bait threads they respond
this place is going down the shitter
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>>35431614
What is noko?
And where do i put sage in it?
In the options?
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I was never sure if noko worked when the email field got removed and I never wanted to look like an idiot trying.
I sage every thread I reply to though, unless it's a slow board.
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>>35431614
Well then explain how to do these things.
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Quick reminder that this fugly homeless drunk retard fucks women left and right while we're stuck behind our computers jerking it to Chinese cartoons.
Why even live
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Calls himself homeless Joe
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God fucking dammit OP just when I was feeling ok about myself
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Are cool black people closest to being animu?
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>>35431553
I don't think black people are cool, and I don't think anything they do makes them close to being anime.
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>>35431578
Are you sure I don't see any other race acting cool
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I feel nothing but disgust when coming to r9k nowadays. It's all fembots, traps, and people with disgusting fetishes dominating this board. I came here today, immediately hid 12 of the top threads, and then realized there still weren't any I was interested in going into.
Now I'm not even an oldfag. In fact, I've only been coming here for about a little more than a year. And yeah, back then there were still really shitty threads but at least it felt contained, and there were a few good ones where people could come in and talk about shit. But now it feel like everyone cool is gone.
Do I have some sort of false nostalgia for this place? Has it always been this shitty, but I'm only noticing it now because I'm significantly more depressed than I was when I first came here?
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If /r9k/ is too weird for you, then you're the problem
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>>35431533
being this fucking new.
origami
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>tfw keep hitting refresh button on catalog
>tfw only shit threads
>tfw still hitting refresh button cos nothing else to do in life
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You will never be forcibly impregnated.
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Boys can't get pregnant fag
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>you will never be kidnapped and become a breeding machine
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>>35431505
I have tried to impregnate every girl I've ever been withpretty sure it worked on the first one but she got an abortion after we split
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For most of us, we waste our sperm. And there's a chance that most of us won't be father. So I had an Idea to make our semen worth.
Volunteers cum in a bottle and send it to a same adress. Here, a courageous one pour the semen in a container, blend it and keep it in liquid nitrogen. When there's enough, our guy take some sperm and deposit in a sperm bank.
The whole /r9k/ would be father together !
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You cant just deposit sperm.
You need to have desirable genetics, usually a college degree, essentially a pedigree of all your ancestors and the purity of your blood.
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haha,
ok suspending reality for a second
some poor woman and her lesbo friend get this last vial of sperm
....9 months later
Congratulation it's a pajeet!
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>>35431486
I know it's harder than I said before. So I purpose that some of us sneak in a sperm bank and deposit our sperm. Or to corrupt the crew.
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>fairly good genetics
>people talk to me
>girls talk to me
>Im capable of answering normally
>Though in reality I dont really care and want to focus on the thing I am doing at the time instead of focussing on the conversation
So im basically a half chad.
Anyway, if theres something you wanna know about the chadness, just ask.
inb4 reeeeeeeeee fucking normie
inb4 op cant inb4
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>>35431337
you are like a baby, I am a true half chad
>6'6"
>valedictorian while getting expelled constantly (for fighting), a few academic things big enough to get doxxed
>top 1 percent wealth for people my age
>no problems with confidence/talking to people
>can barely function in normie world due to shitty time growing up and want to kill myself every day
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>>35431394
>top 1 percent wealth
>wealth
shit.
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>Say socially disruptive stuff and pretend I do not know that it was disruptive
>In general pretend to be more retarded as I really am
>Do not put effort in difficult tasks
>Hide my intelligence and act like a clown
Why not take the goofpill?
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Sounds like tism senpai
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>>35431325
I take goof pills. but only to get lit
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>>35431463
Huh what do you mean?
>>35431536
Um, I don't think I understand
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Robots, which on eof you created this sick game?
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>>35431234
Heard about this thing before, and interested in what others think of this "challenge", bump!
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The creators of the blue whale game are expected to be linked to another social media suicide game that has taken like 130 teens lives.
I find it amazing that it's this easy to get a bored teen caught up in this. I guess the commitment of time and weird rules is enough to let someone convince their self.
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>>35432848
And you haven't seen the systempace cult that cropped up? Over 900 members, many of those going to kill themselves this summer.
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How do I get off this ride?
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>>35431223
Hormone injections, actually.
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>>35431223
death
but honestly i suspect when we all die and go to hell we'll just wake up back on 4chan
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>>35431223
Anon... Surfs up dude.
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>have 40+ cousins and 13 uncles/aunts
>all are rotten normies with alcohol/drug/gambling issues
>tfw grandparents are leaving their entire million dollar estate to me because i am such a good boy
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Cool. Tell us about the mountain of salt that has resulted from the announcement.
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>>35431214
Get a lawyer anon, they will hire their own and challenge you.
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>>35431214
>That many relatives
>They're degenerate
That really isn't a shock. People who are stable and first world tend to have smaller families.