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same

that sounds like a lot of calories, though

>>35434616 here

I'm eating Taco Bell now. Got the spicy triple double crunchwrap box.

Make a tinder account obviously. that's it.

>>35434528
>What do you do with this new-found power?

Shitpost.

>>35434528
wonder how long until I ruin this body by not eating enough/correctly

>>35434471

OOOYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA OOOOYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OI OI OI OI

> British screaching

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he has returned once more

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join for shitty cat pictures

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>>35434462
wot r u talking about?
No catto here, anon.

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Rare jynx oc in the stream

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Clothes look weird on guys.

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Clothes are for girls.

>>35434423
Auschwitz doesn't look that bad

Looks like what would happen if eggman and that autistic weatherman had a baby and he went into law.

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>>35434433
Reminds me of this guy for some reason

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>>35434414
Father... Is that you?

[origenalde senor]

>>35434408
Next time, try not to come off as a huge faggot norman

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Nothing, its clear that she got pump and dumped by Chad and wants to emotionally drain you for her own gain. Tldr she wants to use you

>>35434408
Well first of, get the fuck off our board.
Second of, go fuck yourself.

I've I've often felt that I had to crack wise in order to make people like me maybe I do this because I have low self-esteem and I can't think of any reasons why other people would like me for who I am

>>35434489
did you manage to make people like you?

>>35434557

They will seem to sometimes. But they'll rarely give you much more than a temporary smile.

Being "funny" is almost a curse. Nothing is real, it's all just a joke, a mask. Maybe they'll see some funny awesome Chad, instead of the self-loathing loner. I hate myself so much, but if I can make someone else smile or chuckle, it doesn't feel like I'm worthless at that moment.

I think it was some Atmosphere song: When they don't see you frown they won't see a problem when you come around. Something along those lines.

Sorry about the blog.

>>35434357
I unironically enjoy Minecraft since the Beta

>>35434357
Is it good? I love slimes, but I don't have much money.

>>35434357
Truck Simulator

My Spanish teacher in my senior year of high school was one of my big sisters friends so we were really familiar with each other. I had a big crush on her, I would stay after school and help her with stuff. I was a complete teacher's pet and she was pretty fond of me. We stayed after school until like 5pm almost everyday just talking about stuff.

I asked her to be my date for prom and she said she couldn't officially be my date but she would dance with me. She was tasked with supervising the kids so I went alone and we just spent the night talking. We danced a couple songs and she took me home. The sexual tension in that car was insane. It it really quiet and tense when we were actually alone. She gave me a kiss on the cheek though when we got to my house and said she had more fun with me than at her prom when she was in high school. I felt pretty happy about that.

My big sister cockblocked the shit out of me. Whenever she came to our house and we're like talking to each other my sister would make it her mission to make me look unflattering.

My sister told me years later though my teacher would always talk about me so fondly when they were alone do she suspected she had a crush on me and she was just looking out for me. I was salty as fuck.

My math teacher in high school was a petite blond Russian woman with huge tits. I wanted to fuck her so bad.

In middle school my gym teacher made me suck his dick.

>>35434329
>implying they weren't watching you already

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>>35434329
>Really wanted to go on /r9k/ before 9pm
>Sky Shield strikes again

I guess Sky are always watching us in Theresa May's Britain, Anon.

>>35434329
What is a VPN for 500, Alex

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it's right next to the bathroom
so original

Bump x 1

Origami

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>one thing you like about said room
It's spacious.

We'll be moving and I'll be getting an entirely new room soon. Hopefully it will be nice.

>>35434269
Cool dresser with a rare design. A proper desk might be a nice improvement.

>sloped ceilings
Upstairs in a cape cod style house?

>>35434138
>easy mode
are you a girl?

If I don't die of heart failure in the near future then I'm probably going to kill myself. My mother would never kick me out but I know she's going to die one day and I refuse to live in a homeless shelter or on the streets. Spare me your speeches about being a "parasite" and "not contributing to society" I was forced into existent, I will not work just to live.

Go to college. Opens up a new chapter. A blank sheet, noone knows you, reimagine yourself.

I feel a lot of NEETs are lost after high school because they still need the guidance school gave them. It may sound a bit over dramatic but something like school or college gives you a "life-purpose" something you "just do" and it structures your day. And with college you kinda cheat the "being a responsible adult" in a way that society accepts, squeezing out that last bit of adolescence.

And because you live not in a shithole like the US that doesn't cripple you financially just because you want education it should be fairly easy.

>>35434136
Me too. I added a couple of people from a steam thread the other day hopefully I can one day make a new friend.

Your point?
you're most likely not "friendless" because you're weird or cooky. do you ever leave your house? You're not going to meet people if you don't go out and try and make friends. The way you meet people is through mutual intrest. Internet related intrests don't require meeting somewhere IRL so naturally you're not going to meet people while on the internet.

Just because you don't have a large social group IRL dosn't mean you're hopeless anon. Jesus

I'm 29. Last I had friends was in high-school 10 years ago.

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>>35434089
listen retard, I'll make this as clear as I can: Most women of 4chnan avoid r9k. These "fembots" you see here are a bunch of shitposters and I am one of them that just get a laugh out of how fucking stupid this board is to even think a girl would post here. In terms of callow and naive you guys have it in spades.

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>>35434089
>fembots
>real

On a serious note fembots tend to be more reserved and self conscious. Because most of them look like goblins

>>35434089
There's this board called /soc/ where sluts post there nude bodies daily. It's amazing what you can discover when you browse more than one board.