Why are you guys so obsessed with cute traps? Why do you insist on posting cute traps on this board every day?
>>35435760
>Why are you guys so obsessed with cute traps? Why do you insist on posting cute traps on this board every day?
he says as he posts a trap
I think there's something deep down wrong with my trap obsession.
It makes me want to abandon traps all togther.
Think about it, I'm obsessed with feminine men, my only sexual experience was as a kid with other boys, when I jerk off to these traps I call them boys, not men. My favorite subgenre of transexual porn is traps and femboys.
My subconscious is turning me into a degenerate.
I used to love Sasha Grey.
>>35435760
gonna need that there sauce friends
why is mayor wearing a dress
>>35435751
>why is mayor wearing a dress
mayor is a girl now
>>35435767
>mayor is a girl now
no he's not he's just mentally ill
right!?
>>35435751
>why is mayor wearing a dress
bump thread
>invited to go clubbing in a nearby city with my friends
>sitting there with my crush that supposedly had a crush on me too, my best friend who's literally Casanova and some random nerdy guy
>have a lot of fun for the first hour or so, get drunk
>we talk about "the problems" and "depression" my best friend has because this one girl he likes doesn't want to date him even though she makes out with him on every single occasion
>my crush wants to dance with me, I refuse because of my ego and fear of losing dignity
>my best friend starts making out with "the love of his life"
>my crush starts making out with the random nerdy guy
>I just fucking sit there
>people ask me why am I sitting there alone
>my crush, the nerdy guy, my best friend and his new girlfriend ask me if everything is okay
>I say yes and tell them that I'm going to the toilet
>leave the club, take a train home ignoring calls
How the fuck am I supposed to cope with that shit? I feel so fucking alienated. All these people go out of their way to tell everyone about how "depressed" they are and people console them and then they feel happy when they manage to "overcome" their depression five minutes later.
I feel so fucking tired. I hate people, I hate putting on the mask of an enthusiastic guy, I hate hearing people laugh at my jokes and I especially hate when people give me hope. Why can't I be "normal"?
you should have danced senpai
buy a motorcycle and just ride those feelings away man
>>35435709
No
I fucking hate dancing
There's not a single thing on this world that I hate more than making retarded movements with your body
Guys, something fucked up happened last night.
>On NOFAP
>Very aggressive, say whatever i want to women
>Heard manager at work was saying she found me cute, and wanted to fuck etc..
>Went straight up to her
>Asked when we going to netflix and chill?
>Gives me her number and takes me she has 4 days off
>still haven't messaged her
What the fuck, is it really this easy? so you have to be upfront with women.
>>35435624
Faking confidence is everything.
Glhf anon
>>35435624
>Implying this happened
Yeah we sure believe you. Go back to your shit subreddit.
>>35435832
It did though, i fucking swear.
>tfw pee sitting down even in public bathrooms
a-am i weird
Why would you not take advantage of your dick?
>>35435702
because it's comfier sitting down
and people can hear me if i do it standing up
>>35435776
if you say so anon
I for one like to make as much splashing noise as I can, especially when there's females in the restroom (my uni has gender neutral restrooms)
All you faggots would sit on my dick the moment I told you to
>>35435585
Post pic and I'll be the judge
>>35435585
I guess it couldn't be a pain in the ass.
Pics of dick. If i'm gonna get penetrated you better be bigger than me.
My weird roommate always uses this website, i've tried to get him to go out and make some friends but he sits and gets on this all day. What is this site?
>>35435463
Evening, gent! 'Tis always great to see a newcomer, or "newfag" to use the board's vernacular. Welcome!
>>35435463
Yugoslavian anime movie picture board
See yugo peekatschu
Is this just a bunch of random places for people to talk
story time
>me and my friend were getting fucked up
>smoke weed, drink, etc
>this when we were like 17
>her brother had asthma and had a nebulizer in his room
>me and her get the brilliant idea to put vodka in it and turn it on
>tastes sweet and there is no bad taste
HOLYSHIT.png
>btw for those of you who don't know how a nebulizer works it uses pressure to vaporize asthma medication so it goes to the lungs during asthma attack
>so it goes directly to your system
>we are laughing our asses off when i throw up every where
FUCK.png
>we eventually clean the bedsheets and carpet and won't get caught
>my friend being the dumb ass she is forgot to take out the vodka
Cont?
>>35435436
Does someone die in the end, OP?
>>35435436
>brother has asthma attack in middle of the night
>brothers med tank is full of vodka and mom puts it on little brother
>it's not working and she is calling 911
>ambulance comes and brother is being wheeled out on a stretcher
>his sister gets questioned why there was alcohol in the nebulizer
>>35435657
>she blames it on her older druggie brother
>he is taken into custody and goes to prision for a couple of months for endangering a child
>her little brother arrived at the hospital almost purple and nearly died
>her brother fucking hates her and she mover out of state before he got out of jail
>no one knows that me and her did it
Which do you think creates more robots:
>high school bullying
or
>homeschooling
?
>>35435433
Autism and avoidant personality disorder, are the biggest cause of robot
Home schooling definitely. I've seen a lot of cases where bullying has actually made someone a better person. Never met a normal person that was home schooled.
High school bullying definitely. I've seen a lot of cases where homeschooling has made someone a better person. Never met a person that was bullied and it didn't fuck them up.
Does fapping to traps make me gay? I just did it for the first time and I don't know why I liked it.
Yes but it's OK to be gay anon
>>35435393
No traps aren't gay
If the genders are equal, why do women always try to mock single guys but it never happens in the reverse?
>>35435381
Single women have it worse than men when it comes to being harassed by Stacy. I've witnessed my asian crush getting bullied and called out for being single by BAILEY. I really wanted to step in, kiss my oneitis and prove her wrong, but I had more to lose than to gain. BAILEY was kind of my friend and made a move on me in gym class once and I k ew she would fuck my life up.
Tl;dr, single women suffer more than single men
>>35435381
because ovaries dry up earlier than sperm go bad
they're just punching up
Nature takes care of it
>This is what Chards and Stacies are doing right now
>it's a Chard gets angry when Stacy laughs at his small cock so he beats her to death episode
>chard
>chard and stacky
orggooololon
Love collegerules
Stumbled on this Autist Do you think he browses /r9k/? (Genuinely curious and not shilling. Even spewed a meme)
https://youtu.be/7ZhKLO8OPN0
yeah he does come here, he's one of the failed normies that joined the r9k-pandering youtube channel bandwagon, like eggman and alexander layko
>>35435401
He's not a normie at all though, he just thinks he's a normie.
Also eggman isn't a normie kek
>>35435401
He had his channel wayyy before r9k pandering if u look. He was like 12 in his first vids
>had a dream about marrying my high school gf last night
>>35435340
NEVER marry your high school sweetheart. I fell for this meme and regret everything.
>>35435373
Tell me more so I feel better about my situation.
I couldn't marry her even if I wanted to.
>>35435410
I suck at green texting so Ill give you a quick rundown
>freshman year
>approached by qt patooty asian girl
>apparently a track star, came to me because she said I seemed fit and wants me to join
>fall for her immediately and easily baited into the trap
>we start talking a lot during these track sessions
>hang out frequently after school shit talking
>shit talking bantz evolves into playful fighting in the park
>fighting evolves into making out
>finally cave in and ask her out, she says yaaaas
>buy her flowers and chocolates occasionaly and she expresses "how much she loves it"
>this goes on for the rest of high school as my love for her grows
>thought from the bottom of my heart that she loves me mutually
Cont'? It'll cost at least 3 you's to get on this ride.
Ask a white guy who's about to have interracial se anything
Are you Norman Reedus, Normie?
>>35435337
What race if I may ask you famalamadingdong?
The way it was meant to be.