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>>35436307
post more helpers please

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>>35436448
h-hab pashents pls

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>>35436448
kssh... com in momy base, need help... kssh

>liked a girl for a while
>i was going to ask her for her number
>she said she got turned off that she heard that i like to play video games she can see me sitting there while i'll be there playing the video game
>your the one who told me not to judge me...
>i forgot she was engaged she is now married
>feels bad man

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>>35436185
Same here anon. What the fuck does it mean?

>>35436185
>>35436291
Low test. Your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and you pee sitting down.

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>>35436170
I share your pain, brother. It's so difficult sharing a board with these brainlets. Personally I'm a big fan of /sci/, /his/, and /lit/.

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>>35436170
/tv/, /s4s/ and /r9k/ are the last bastions of hope for humanity, if none of these suit your needs then you should reconsider your life
>tfw when to intelligent not too get in bed at 8 then sleep at 5

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>>35436170
>p osts on /r9k/
>considers himself intelligent

Well, there you have your glaring logical flaw.

>>35436166
D A L E
A
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oregano

>>35436166

AND IF THE DEVIL IS 6

>>35436166
THEN GOD IS 7

Job interviewer starts talking Jew and you can't follow. He calls you an anti-Semite and get sent to Guantanamo to watch BLACKED 24/7

>>35436133
Haha, it probably is that easy. I'm going to try that eventually.

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>>35436126
>that corgi

do NOT sexualize the corgi you fucking shitlords

>>35436066
isn't nothingness the most alluring aspect of suicide? the whole basis of your depression is due to consciousness and an overt sense of self awareness, surely by eliminating this you achieve complete bliss?

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you're born again and become the same person...think about it.

I want too, but I would make so many people sad and they have to live with it. Thing is I'm waiting for time to heal me. Hopefully I'm good by the end of the year.

>>35436132
I don't know. I find the aspect of it scary. And being reborn or any sort of after life much more comforting.

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>>35436053
how do you know they are lesbians? girls just do shit like that sometimes

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>>35436076
The passion tho

>>35436053
Sucking dick is much better

>>35436041
kek faggot

oregissimo

>>35436041
<post lame ass thread
>get called out for it
>why didn't I get any replies qq

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>>35436435
I-I thought it was interesting...

welcome to the otherside
it's awesome hurr

>>35436016
You fucked up now good job

>>35435920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSSFHIpfUk

this kind of stuff
not very similar to old green day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYHo2HV-EY

percocet, molly percocet
chase a check, never chase a bitch

>>35435920
Listening to the entirety of New Traditionalists

On Race of Doom atm

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>>35435852
Is this just a hmm thread?
Orig

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>>35435852
originalius bpenaleue keuis

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>>35435949
Let's just turn this into a jerkcity thread

/adv/


Organsuiaka

>>35435933
When I try and load it it doesn't show up. It take me to a 1x1 pixel.

>>35435943
works for me (TM)

>>35435789
There's a simple explanation to this: it's easier for girls to give anal or deep throat to an Asian guy with a small d*ck than it is to give same things to a white guy with semi sized d*ck. That's why so many white women choose to date Asian guys. After all, women do have to give some ass and deep throat in any relationship. So it goes the way that the time they want to stay single and have fun they fuck with the black boys with big d*cks having one night stands with them, and when it's time to go steady, they choose an Asian guy with a small d*ck so that they do not have to suffer too much having their tonsils ripped apart or rectum membrane popping out all of the time. White guys kind of drop in between in this mess.

>>35435789
h-he can't keep getting away with this

I live in a city with a large number of Asian immigrants. The most common interracial pairing I see are White Male Asian Female, and Black Male White Female. The funny thing is that there aren't even that many Black immigrants to this country, and yet if White women are going to racemix they pretty much always choose Black guys. I might see an BMWF and WMAF relationship once a week, while AMWF is rare enough that I see it maybe once a year. Honestly I think the memes are true, if women are going to have sex with men outside of their race they are mostly going to go for guys with larger dicks.

>>35435775
She will literally come home and kiss you while the cum residue from sucking her bosses blue dick is still in her mouth faggot

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>>35435828
Shego doesn't want him
if anything, she only fucks Chad (or Junior Junior)

>>35435828
>>35435918
oops, I meant Senor Senior, Junior