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>got molested by Chad

It's why I can't keep a girlfriend, or at least one reason.

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>be chad throughout childhood
>always on sports team
>new gf every month
>finger blasting bitches after school
>high school
>get computer
>become home school
>get fat
>lose friends
>become friends with dork i bullied in middle school
>shows me 4chan

Here we are boys

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>>35436606
>Good childhood
>Autist in middle school/early high school
>Tone down the aspie vibe in the middle of high school
>basically try to be normie
>friends start ignoring me bc they're snakes
>only good friend ignores me to try and get with Stacy
>become lonely
>depressed

>>35436604
I had five fully impacted wisdom teeth removed. I'm not sure what the big deal everyone makes about it is.

>>35436604
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF EM

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>>35436604
>tfw dentist says I have THREE wisdom teeth in one quadrant of my mouth

>>35436584
Her mouth/lips are too small for her face. Looks like Woll Smoth.

She look genuinely happy and at peace with who she is.

>>35436584
she has nice hair

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>tfw 10mbs internet

>>35436582
>go to router settings (usually http://192.168.1.1 , should say in settings under "default gateway")
>should ask for username and password
>google <router model> default password
>it's usually something like username: admin, password: password
>go to QoS/quality of service
>enable it
Or block her computer's MAC until she starts using her phone.

>tfw 200 down 35 up
>tfw I can finally leave my torrents seeding while playing multiplayer games

Feels good nigga.

>sinful pus
That is the cringiest shit I've seen in a while.
kys

>>35436698

Just because you love guzzling ejaculate doesn't mean i have to like the salty chlorine milk. Away with you.

you are right OP, but what really can you do about it? no guy likes thinking of their gf's past lovers but it's not really a choice because girls start so much sooner with much older dudes because that is just how sexuality works. You can either start hitting on younger girls or get used to it.

>>35436549
I just play single player games desu. I get too nervous online.

>>35436636
Idk, I just can't see myself playing anymore. The same with capeshit movies (except logan).

I'm not a faggot who lets other people decide what I do and don't like

>>35436522
Yeah, I keep seeing it and I don't know why.

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>random guy reposts his thread for attention again
Kill yourself shitface

>>35436629
you first friendo
Origi

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>>35436458
>I'm about to smoke marijuana for the first time. What am I in for?

Why? Don't do it. Drugs are a waste of time.

>>35436476
learn to enjoy life

maybe you will stop frequenting this board

First time my head felt like a blimp that was slowly hovering away from my body.

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>almost 8:30 over here
almost time for 4th lunch

one of the more interesting/overlooked "school shooters" imo is actually a teacher

shane schumerth

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-04-20/story/shane-no-no-new-details-episcopal-school-shooting

>Bland said Schumerth often showed up late for teacher meetings and apparently did not finish lesson plans in a timely manner. He was described as "an odd person who never quite fit in," and some students even picked on him.

>>35436418
maybe you should kill yourself then right buddo?

seems obvious

You don't deserve your gf.

my gf was paranoid i was cheating on her when i was actually tired and about to fall asleep in bed and called me to try and verify and stuff. if this keeps up i cant take it

Well for one I'm not a fag.

>>35436569
We'll invite fembots and pay for hookers.

>>35436408
Some of you guys have social diseases.

>>35436407
The only reasonable course of action is to brutally murder your mother

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>>35436407
>kissless virgin
>posts image from a harem manga about monster girls
Please, I can only laugh so much

she knows i fap, mom just came to me a few minutes ago because my back was hurting. she asked me what i was doing i told her looking at porn want to give me a hand job. she said no.

Hatred isn't inherently wrong, provided you don't harm the object of your hate.

I do think it's kind of stupid to base your sexual orientation on it though. What, have you convinced yourself you're gay?

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>>35436430
>What, have you convinced yourself you're gay?
I am gay, I haven't convinced myself anything

I love cute boys and traps

>>35436450
>Is it wrong to base my sexual orientation off my hatred of women?
Then what do you mean here?

hehehehehehe that reflection. Looks a little obvious

trains look comfy. wish I didn't live in the midwest where you either need to drive or die. I might lay down in one of those seats even though it would be germy as hell.

>>35436365
>Creep thread anyone?
I used to take pictures of girls bare feet in the lounge at my university

I think girls started noticing though so I stopped doing that

You have been bumped down the pecking order.

this is when you call him a retard

>>35436348
This is when you let him fuck you in the ass