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>>35436979
I dated 3 coworkers in the past. Were all mistakes. If you work with them, stay away. 2 good jobs I had to leave because I did not want to see them everyday afterwards. One boring leech, one desperate bitch in sheeps clothing, and a psycho who im still in love with. Fuck my life.

>>35436979
I currently just broke things off with a girl that works with me. We work 10 feet from each other. There is another girl that works in the same store I work at that wants to get with me and has asked several people. They're the two most attractive girls there, but that's not saying much.

I'm the shittiest employee at that store, so no. They don't give a single fuck how hard you work. Just build up a rapport with them.

As for customers, I've had a few admirers. It was the same sort of thing. Just beein myself =) pulled them

I don't really know what advice there is to give. But, honestly, I think girlfriends (high quality ones, anyways) are a symptom of a well rounded person.

Also >>35437137
Has a point. It's a little awkward working right next to someone I was fucking two weeks ago. Especially because we both still have feeling for each other. Try meeting women in a setting where if it goes south you won't be around that steaming pile of shit everyday.

i have to say be careful of girls there. i was nice able to give a girl a ride home from work and she just talked shit about me. there was a manager there that we both liked just found it weird to date a boss. i got into a car accident. during therapy i met a speech therapist who ended up being the manager at the place i worked at before. in the end you never know who you are going to meet again.

>>35436977
thats an oddly specific number
why are you so sure its not 10^10^10^6.99432 universes that exist?
also how many multiverses are there?

>>35437068

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/415747/physicists-calculate-number-of-universes-in-the-multiverse/

>how many multiverses are there?

-1/12

>no superpowered vigilantes

shows what you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

Thanks, OP.

He's right, everyone, no fap isnt a game or a meme.

>>35436969
>just ignore your reptillian brain bro

y dat dinosuar look like an expired penis

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>>35436956
FUCK

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREENTEXT IN THE FIRST LINE

PLEASE MODS DELETE THIS AND LET ME TRY AGAIN

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>>35436956
it's ok

faggot

you can't hide your mistakes

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Did you lick Chang's cum out of Stacy after he finished?

>>35436882

Post a picture you stupid cunt.

>>35436882
>>35436933
Oh god, it's like a shill war

My 30th birthday, 01-22-22

>>35436860
Why that date, OP

Why is there so much blackposting lately

why does his mouth look like a shower dildo

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Hodidly hoo haa hey?

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>>35436828

I think you just drift into a new existence. I believe that consciousness is just a sensation, maybe a side effect of all of the matter that we are composed of. An executive set of functions that allow us to interface with our existence.

When we die and the matter we are made up of begins to decompose; maybe our consciousness takes on a transitional form until it is again able to attain some sort of long term stability like it has in a long living human body.

The world has one less parasitic hikikomori ;_;

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>>35436792
>Latino
>Alpha

pick one

>>35436792
>t. manuel gutierrez

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the juden did this to me

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>>35436791

He's my one and only

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>>35436791
gaybot here

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>>35436748
>Step-grandmother found the cum corner

2nd cousin found the feces folder.

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>>35436748
>mother's sister's uncle's friend's father's grandfather's son's daughter's cousin thrice removed initiated the quantum cum cupholder creator 5000 and woke the infinitely strong shit-encrusted dog dildo bots, kickstarting the beginning of the end of the world as we know it
oh no

Fun fact: it's possible to pass out by holding your breath for too long. You can use this to hang yourself in a painless manner.

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>>35436744
>tfw 2 weeks in

>1 month of nobreathe
>energy has skyrocketed
>grew 2 inches taller
>chicks everywhere are 'mirin

The breathing meme was the worst lie ever told by man.

>>35436715
Tell her the truth: "I am a loser."

Tell her you work on cars on the side

>>35436749
Well didn't I basically say that?

>>35436697
>i have a gf
>i converted to a fundamental independent KJV only Baptist, who is against fornication but also thinks fags should be thrown of buildings ISIS style, so no homo
Pick whichever you like best

tell him you don't pay for sex and that you prefer real intimate relationships or some bullshit like that

>>35436697
Is he paying?

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Happy birthday to you, Anon. Make it a good one, leave the doubts and worries for another day.

>>35436755
Dubs don't lie, I'm gonna try and get comfy!