Who else here makes their girlfriend foot fist them in the ass?
God i wish that were me
shashghshshhssnsnsnsj
feet aren't fists so it should just be footing
>>35437297
Truly the best fetish
https://xhamster.com/movies/4709067/dominafist_-_fisting_and_footing_in_the_dungeon.html
is it better to have bad friends or no friends?
>>35437296
no friends
not like i would know what it's like to have friends, let alone bad ones. but i assume it's probably not good.
>>35437296
I have a good friend, but our friendship is awful. We probably hang out once every few months :/
>literally fucking tremble and lose ability to speak when a girl is sitting next to me
How do i stop this? anyone know this feel?
>>35437277
this is r9k
we all do that
>>35437277
>>35438066
Nice dubs. Also that's not true, I'm not a virgin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsor_FoHv7A&t=1233s
>tfw spend 6+ hours a day on my PC
what the fuck, this hit close to home but im glad my parents didn't send me to a fucking camp.
>6 hours
Fucking normie.
>>35437269
I would kill
>>35437312
>6+
6 hours a day if im wageslaving.
I've seen a lot of women recently wearing these. What do they mean by this?
>>35437253
It means they have sex with black men.
>>35437253
They got a black belt in sukkin dikk
They have daddy problems
Who else /paranoid/ here?
>feel like people always stare at me in public
>the cia or nsa is probably watching me right now
>i'm not even american, nor have i done anything seriously illegal
>drugs usually just make it worse
This is a very distressing feel
>>35437182
I can't say I know the feeling, anon.
Just don't look behind you.
>>35437182
yes and I know they are reading this post and my keystrokes even but i need release and somebody to reply to my post to make me feel like everything is going to be alright
>>35437202
Yeah i feel that way sometimes.
I have a fantasy about going completely off the grid, not being on any lists or databases, paying no taxes, and never having to see another person unless i want to. It's comforting to think about whenever i get really freaked.
>order pizza
>delivery person is a girl
What the fuck I didn't even know this was a thing that could happen
I've never had a pizza delivery girl before, is it rare? I almost totally sperged out I was so surprised
>>35437174
by "girl" do you mean a 5'3" fat mexican woman?
>>35437226
No man she was actually kind of pretty. About the same height as me too (5'8")
inb4 "fucking manlet kek"
Post average girls you can imagine yourself having a normal relationship with.
>>35437169
>average
shes an 8/10 my man
>>35437169
She is legit qt, not really average.
But i guess factoring in things like mediocre tits and probably ass, she is average, but not facewise
I don't think this is really average either but it's the only image I have like this.
https://join.skype.com/r3XRhay708c4
Still looking for potential suitors. Don't be like pic related and give off a creepy rapist vibe.
There are other girls besides me in here by the way.
tfw no gentIeman bf
Uhh
Any UK girls ?
I've don't want anything ld
>>35437148
>give off a creepy rapist vibe.
You mean "don't be ugly", I've seen Chad say this shit and get the clams all moist.
>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do?
Why was I sleeping standing up in the bathroom?
instantly cum
>>35437114
if my gerk is getting jerked already there's nothing i can do
i guess i've just got to cover """her""" face in my wretched seed, but i'm not happy about it.
YOU LITERALLY DONT HAVE TO BE A ROBOT IF YOU WERENT SUCH A PICKY BITCH
>>35437074
>he's still not as fat as me
>I would gladly date that girl even if I was Chad
>>35437074
>when your girl has a stronger jaw than you do
It's another, "Anon starts a trap thread so he is not intentionally looking at boipucci, but just monitoring his thread" episode.
>>35437065
>Tfw I know that feel
Fuck it
>>35437065
I have also, um... come here to "monitor" this thread.
>>35437387
If you're trying to monitor this thread why are you sitting all the way back there anon? You can't get a good view back there.
Anons, what do you do when you're bored?
Mine's vidya, reading(when i have the time) drawing, thinking about suicide, humanity etc etc
>>35437046
I started up skateboarding a couple of weeks ago but the weather this week has been shitty so I havent been able to
>>35437046
Martial arts, drawing, rock collecting, got back into drawing for the sole purpose of making lewds
I look forward to it and try to draw at least one lewd a day
Longboarding, fucking around with computers (currently getting into programming), vidya, animu and being sad
i'm thinking about becoming a trap using subliminals what do you think r9k
>>35437043
What are subliminals?
>>35437066
What are subliminals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWRtMNnvNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUGQO4mxa8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWqIPJHnAJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxAzTo9lnTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfWqe0A9-MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkZJ2fSxS0M
>>35437236
You don't seriously believe I'm that money farm bull shit, right?
>join /r9k/ Discord
>it's either dead as fuck or full of underage redditors spamming memes
Does a good Discord server exist? Preferably one for NEETs.
>Short answer
No.
>Long answer
The very concept of socializing is the epitome of normal in r9k's definition. NEETs don't do anything interesting at all, so a discord dedicated for us "robots" die within a day after we say our basic shit. Face it, you will always be alone and you'll never have friends. I've been kicked from every single discord I've joined, and I've given up on this whole robot discord thing. Seriously, don't even join a server advertised on r9k and expect it to not be trap/fembot cancer or some le maymay spamfest. You should know better than that.
The Gutter.
Don't come unless you're stupid, lazy, ugly, and socially inept.
https://discord.gg/Savpq
There's a man, goin' round, taking names