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>>35438025
excellent post my dear, simply exquisite

>>35438025
sniffffffff ahhh yes exquisite post let me have a taste snifffffffff ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Drink a lot of water and cut out junk food. Eat lean meats and try to get your fats only from coconut oil or olive oil or nuts. Chicken breast Worcestershire sauce is a great meal that's easy to do and low on calories. As for the water, drink a gallon a day. It burns a shit ton of calories because it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water by 1 degree Celsius. Drinking water that's room temp or under room temp means your body has to heat up a lot of water about 17-30 (my estimate) degrees Celsius to your body temperature which is 37 degrees Celsius. It seems little but there is 3785.41 grams in a gallon so drink up anon.


TLDR; drink water and quit eating junk food

If you thinks that's bad I am misaligned in my lower body. I knees touch each other instead of aligned with my feet. I want to kill myself if my doctors don't fix it. I can't even walk withoutbpqin anymore. I'd rather be a fat ass and regular body alignment than a skinny twink.

>>35438636
>when you were fat and lost 60 pounds but now there's a kink in your spine making the right side of your body shorter than the left

Femanon here (male). I've been beaten a number of times but I always hated it.

yeah marcus beat the shit out of my pussy regularly

WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF YOU WASTING LIFE AWAY
STOP WASTING TIME

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>>35437982
>using js captcha

>>35437982
4chanpass you dirty nigga

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>>35437982
I'm sick of these newfaggots not knowing that you can go into the settings of a thread then turn on legacy captcha just like the old days.

The le robot :(((( captcha meme is years old.

do you eat, drink, sleep and exercise regularly?

>short circuit
>brain squeeze
>head ache
>vein twitching

it feels like everything is constantly really foggy, and I am growing really apathetic. What do I don't want to fail out of uni

>>35437941
> can't reproduce
> understands how to pleasure a man better then a roastie ever could
> actually works for a living and works hard on appearance

evolution finally understands where it went wrong

>>35437941
they put gay poison in the tap water

>>35437990
is that related to the homosexual amphibians?

tigger nitties

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OreeeeginaI

>>35437931
nucking figger

>>35437885
If you claim to be any sort of bot you should feel nothing but passive hatred towards your entire species, nothing less, nothing more.

We /anti-natalist/ now.

>>35437885
>hating women
>not being a misanthrope

>>35437847

You are probs ugly m8, If you cant get laid in the age of sexually liberated women its time to lie down and rot.

Live happily on tardybucks mate.
She'll be right, hey.

>>35437848

I'm not ugly, but I am very anti-social

>>35437793
>"tfw no roastie gf"
kys fag

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>how's my new tatoo anon gehee*snorts*

>>35437812
>omg anon don't judge me like that you're hurting my feelings!

>>35437778
I had a dream about this crazy looking thing the other night. I want him gone.

>>35437778
Looks pretty handsome there

Could someone give me a quick rundown?

>>35437723
No.

t. former normie

>>35437779
there is no such thing as former normie once you were a normie you're forever a normie

>>35437723
>>35437779
Yes.

t. current normiel in a loving relationship

Yeah I started playing after watching Akagi, still can't memorize all the hands, thank god for automated point counters

>>35437786
where do you play?
oreganolio

>>35437917
i play in yakuza 4

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Auh.. AUGUH... Yabongabonga... Uuuuhhhh...

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pls delet dis

>>35437673

What is her instagram again? I have found a waifu for laifu.

>>35437647
its rational

hurp derp.

One isn't better than the other. the two need to be in balance for everything to be hunky dory.