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I'm your basic, average girl

>>35439655
if only she was half ginger half asian

jk they're both beautiful~~~*~*~*~*~

>>35439639
Shego is way better than her.

>>35439595
there is no tunnel of light
only darkness

hey bro, this is why patience and planning are so important. if you're like me and your mistakes stick with you emotionally, it's better to take a step back and consider all of your options before you make a decision. you might not be able to fix your past, but you CAN shape your future.

it'll be okay bro!

>>35439595
Looking back and fantasizing about what could have been is hollow and a waste of time. Only reason to ever look back at the bad is to learn from whatever the fuck you did and learn from it.

The "hurt" and wishing you could go back. Move forward with your mistake not in vain and make the fantasy a reality.

Inb4 Shia

>>35439561
How does he have the face of a 80 year old and the body of a 1 ?

>>35439561
since I was a child because i'm not a retard

>>35439561
looks dont even matter if you don't have the height. Its all women see or care about when finding a partner. i've known complete ogres who girls think are attractive just because of their height. I guess I realized it 3-4 years ago in college when whores straight up told me they don't date short guys. One even told me to my face I was too short to date (I'm 5'8") and this was after we had fucked a few times. If I was 4" taller I would be a legitimate god tier chad who wouldn't have even given those bitches the time of day. Now I do that regardless. I haven't pursued women since then because most are like that. They all think the same. Do not believe the whores who tell you otherwise. Fuck women I seriously wish I was gay.

>>35439537
try smoking weed? idk

pretty sure it's unfixable I haven't been able to orgasm from sex since starting my anti Ds but I think it's definitely worth it

It tamed my sex drive, but more than that, it made it hard to cum.

I'm angsty that I can't have sex with a woman because I feel like I could really last.

I try and jack off every other day, more than that and it's just too difficult to cum.

100mg Zoloft.

>>35439535
op here, only women please.

Wanted to help a lonely anon out. Sorry if my voice is not quality enough.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0chJe3nrl2r

>>35439499
He would look better clean shaven

>>35439499
If he closed his mouth and didn't look so dopey then ya hed be attractive. Hes pretty low bodyfat which helps you reach your natty limit of facial aesthetics

Looks like a Middle Eastern version of me.

>Skin too pale for his race and dragged tightly over his skull
>Puffy eyelids, hasn't had a proper night's sleep in weeks
>Facial hair insufficient
>Hair starting to fall out, tries to cover it up by combing it forward on the sides
>Probably has a deviated nasal septum and either wheezes like a horse or breathes through his mouth

No, because 8 bit music and chiptunes make my brain explode. Unless done well. Also 8 bit guys who are cool or bf material don't exist.

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He has a wife. So does this guy.

>>35439455
Why's he called 8-bit guy when he's using early Macs?

>>35439415
i forgot how lonely it was to be nice

>>35439415
It's all I know at this point.

>>35439415
I have no problem being by myself sometimes I think what it would be like to be around for more than 5 minutes

>qt3,1415 approches me
>start talking
>I fuck everything up
>she leaves

Just lost my single chance.

>qt azn with huge tits approaches me in visual novel
>she's a little awkward, but we hit it off
>still going strong to this day

living the dream lads

>>35439458
I know this going to sound normalfag of me, but my situation happened in real life, not in a visual novel.

Though I do play visual novels so I know what you mean.

>>35439342
If he doesnt get laid kick him in the nuts after youre done sucking him off

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>tfw your friend is becoming a chad before your eyes when you were both robots beyond hope a few years ago.

He's on to better things and I'm still here.

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>>35440029

Let this practice make perfect for a lifetime of future rejection

>>35439340
I was at Burger King a while back. This dude comes in and gets his burger, and walks out. A couple minutes later, he's back in.
>There's not enough bacon.
I would probably neck myself before doing something like that. So rude.

>>35439340
Why do normies find chip readers so confusing? You literally just put it in and wait. It's like spending chuck-e-cheese tickets ffs.

Bump for more "rude normie" stories.

>>35439317
What did you do sperg

>>35439489
Someone offered me a slice of pizza and I said no thank you I might later though and everyone left and I was bored so I grabbed a slice and he came downstairs and started bitching at me and he didn't believe me when I said someone offered.

So a fucking pizza slice

>>35439516
you might be over-reacting. Just try and apologize, there's no way he'd tell you to fuck off over a damn pizza slice.

>>35439298
Post more group girlbutts

>>35439356
>girlbutts
anon...

>>35439375
Doesn't have to be I just like looking at a good selection of butts to bang

>>35439286
what do you think about sacred geometry

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>>35439286
sounds intersting anon

>>35439286
So how did it go?
Tell us in greentext

>>35439278
What did you do red Robin?

boo hoo you don't get to be the butt monkey and eventually shoot yourself life goes on. Also what the fuck did you do?

>>35439278
And? I got out of the Navy with a general discharge for pattern of misconduct. I work at a shipyard doing the same shit I did in the Navy and making more money than I did in the Navy with free dental and health care. I know guys who are doing good who got out with an OTH. Life goes on, op.