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Do... I... make... you... cringe?
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That fit sucks, you can't wear those shoes with a t-shirt wtf
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>>35441062
maybe if he tried to play it super casual with a white tshirt in the summer he could but yeah it looks like shite
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i literally ordered socks those color the other day
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My oneitis/ex broke up with her bf and asked me to come out with her tomorrow.
Since she left
>lost all gains
>became autistic shut in
>got first job and fired
>Cyborg powers gone
Any tips on curving autism eurekas to pass as cute or how to actually suck air into your butthole or whatever the fuck getting real is pls I can't fuck this up.
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>>35441035
tell her you have plans for the next few days but are free tuesday afternoon
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>>35441035
>wanting your ex back after some other guy has been fucking her
wait until she gets bored and leaves again
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>>35441063
I'm a fedora that suggested tomorrow a couple days ago and I'm too fiendy to let her go another day to find Chad.
The only autozoom I have is smelling her coochie juice so I just hope she's already horny before she meets me.
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>one chance at life
>born with a low test baby face
>have autism too because my dad was an incel in his mid 40s until he manages to get an arranged marriage with my late 30s homely mom
JUST
there should be laws against such dysgenic breeding
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High functioning autism has more pros than cons, especially in this world of non face-to-face communication. Stop being a faggot and go get rich with your superior creative thinking
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>tfw you'll never know for sure what caused it
>tfw it doesn't even matter because no woman will ever have your children so you don't have to worry about avoiding repeating your parents' mistakes
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>>35441066
>High functioning autism has more pros than cons
It absolutely does not. I would give anything to be normal
T. not OP
>get qt 8/10 blue eyeded thicc girlfriend
>we had sex three times a day
>we have been dating for 1 year now
>i dont want to fuck her anymore, we have sex once a week
also i want to fuck other women, specially the brown ones
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>>35441014
you will find nothing here
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>want gf
>afraid I'll end up like OP and get tired of them
>don't want to hurt anyone
>avoid relationships/sex at all costs
I just don't want anyone to feel pain.
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>>35441014
I wish I had a nerdy girlfriend that liked vidya and anime.
I am lonely.
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Join me in trying to find a robot mate. Post your stats and try to find someone special for you.
Stats:
>Male, Straight
>22
>Mid-south USA
>220 lbs, 6'0
>Caucasian, brown hair, green eyes
>Virgin
>Decent face, very hairy
Interests:
>Vidya, Art, Movies, Writing, Politics
Personality:
>INT-J
>Quiet, modest, honest
>Not outgoing, a bit lazy, spaghetti under control but emotions run wild sometimes
>Moderate depression, usually not too bad
>Self conscious but not self hating
>Politically conservative
>Dark sense of humor
>Rarely get angry, very forgiving and understanding nature but I don't let people take advantage of me
>Mildly perverted but also very romantic and traditional regarding relationships
Contact:
[email protected]
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Nice desperation faggot
Try dating some rope
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>>35441019
The rope broke up with me
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>>35441030
Try again. Dont be a quitter
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THIS MONKEYS GONE TO HEAVEN
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>>35440986
I only listen to /mu/ core
nignignignignog
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KIM IS A SKANK!!
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>>35442468
FUCK YOU! KIM IS AMAZING
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Who here /gogglemaster/?
I go out in public today wearing swimming goggles. It's hilarious seeing normies stare at me and whisper. They're so fucking stupid, they don't even realize that they've been memed
How do you troll normies /r9k/?
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>>35440984
That's pretty cute anon, do u run around with your arm out pretending to be superman too
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>not wearing fuckhuge sunglasses to make mom's friends think youre a drugdealer
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>>35440984
No lie, if I had a nice pair of steampunk goggles, I'd wear them around town quasitetroneuroironically.
Post shows, movies, books, etc. virgins will never understand.
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>>35440981
Show is for men who love and have morals, with the Op itslef being love song.
Robots might relate to Jagi and Shin though, especially with the spinoff Jagi Gaiden and Shin wanting a gf.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8lcJfGPMU
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So what movies/shows virgins will understand?
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virgins will never understand pokemon and the romantic relationship between ash, misty, and that cuckold brock.
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I find that an easy way to frustrate and annoy normies is by driving slow in the fast lane.
I love to go 5, sometimes 10 MPH below the speed limit and see the frustrated reactions on their faces in my rear view mirror.
I always pick one-lane roads so they can't pass me.
How do you piss of normies, ArrNineKay?
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>>35440944
>fast lane
>one-lane roads
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>piss chad off
>he road rages
>drives ahead of you
>stops his car in front of you
>gets out of his car
>beats you up
Good plan
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>>35440944
Hope that makes you feel better about your miserable self
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>girl tries to act allusive and "hard to get"
>the look they give after their signs are completely ignored
It's fucking hilarious to see a girls confidence go down the crapper when they realize they can't get the attention of a guy by trying to act like hot shit.
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it's elusive you scrawny bald fuck
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>>35440934
I think you've been aluded
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what if they're not playing hard to get, they just don't want you? L M A O
UGLIES B T F O
B
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>op being this deluded
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Hello, sir! Do you need help finding anything today?
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>>35440883
Y-you're not Milana
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A Verizon store, gotta get on that nu unlimited plan with tethering
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>>35440883
Y-You too
commentano origalo
>It's another "my life sucks song" sung by some overpaid mainstream artist who's never had a real hard day in his/her whole life.
Give me a fucking break, you want me to feel bad about your breakup with your superstar significant other while you prance about in your mansion and proceed to drive around in your Lamborghini singing about how "broken up inside" you are?
Imagine if these people had real problems. In fact, imagine if they had YOUR PROBLEMS. What would their songs sound like then I wonder?
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>>35440881
If I had $15,000 a year for the rest of my life and didn't have to work for it, I could live an extremely happy life.
I've evolved past caring about problems.
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>>35440881
> you want me to feel bad about your breakup with your superstar significant other
They didn't actually write the lyrics themselves
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJdCqZJWQxI
Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life.
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>girlfriend of a year and a half broke up with me today
>said she didn't feel like we were in a relationship
>she didn't feel like she loved me
>felt fine to me but I know I can't change her feelings
>still wants to be friends
>tell her it's never gonna happen
Did I fuck up, guys?
I really care about her and don't want her out of my life
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getting the cunt out of your life is the only way to move on with it
you care about her but she doesn't give a single fuck about you so it will be just nothing but you getting hurt by everything she does
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>>35440850
Normie out and a etc. Back to r3ddit for relationship problems. Or /advice/ at least.
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Is Sweden the best country for living the NEET life?
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>>35440780
finland is better go there instead
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>>35440780
if you're black, yes
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I present a that. Present your thots.
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>>35440748
I would love to spread her cheeks and make out with her asshole
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>>35440748
someone else post thots!
we need more thots