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Who else here /unreasonableamountsofanxietywhenposting/?
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>tfw the world will never be stuck sometime in the middle of the 20th century with no television and no resource shortages or world concerns forever, just hazy streetlamps burning holes through the smog
original
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>>35441540
I mostly get angry about the catchpa and then say to myself im leaving this site because of its annoying posting verification
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>>35441540
not really but r9k can quickly ruin my day if someone just starts being mean for no reason

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S,
For a while I loved you. For a while I'll miss you. When we were an item, life was good. At least, at first. I still don't understand why you lost interest. Still don't understand why you don't want to talk.
I tried my best, but I guess it didn't cut it. Cooked for you. Took you to the hospital when you were sick. Always considered your perspective and tried to keep good communication.
You told me how you felt about me -- I know you were lying. Read it over your shoulder. Then why did you keep on lying to me?
When you left, things were rough for you. You said that it'd be best if you were on your own. When my friends see you, they tell me you look tired and anxious. Funny thing, babe, the change didn't seem to do you much good.
I haven't heard of you taking on a new lover. Maybe you have. Just hope that you don't do to him what you did to me, whenever it happens.

I honestly hope the best for you. Maybe someday you'll make it as an artist, maybe then you'll be happy. At this point, though, I'd rather hear about it second-hand.

Take care of yourself.
- R
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>>35441463
M.
I love you. If I could trade all of my power for you, I would.
My power is nothing without you, my muse, my light in the dark world.
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Fuck all of you
T. The one who fucked your mother
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>>35441463
RS,
I know you frequent these threads looking for me. Tonight's been rough on me. My parents demolished me again. We've always hated them haven't we ? I guess for good reason. I won't let you leave. Tomorrow I'm going to deactivate my Facebook and email you. Hopefully before you go out with that whore. I'm going to give you my phone and tell you to do as you like when I come over. You can reactivate it or check all of my blocked lists. Look through every app. I don't care. I know for a fact I'm going to choose you. I just threw up when you sent me your goodbye text. I knew right then I was going to pick you. Maybe you'll see this soon. I hope so. I hope you'll tell me itll be ok. I hope you'll let me give you my things. I have a submissive side you know, I love being controlled emotionally. I'll even deactivate it sooner if you reply to this. You can check through any means.
I love you. Always have. Will always pick you too.
I do care. Come home. Esmay needs you.
Please say you love me too...
-Cake

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>be 25
>male
I'm so tired of fucking around with my life.
I know what I have to do with my life though. I know what God wants me to do with my life but I really don't want to do it, so I've been just fucking around for the past 7 years or so, playing video games, getting high, working small time jobs so i can keep blowing money on video games and getting high. It hasn't all been fun and games though, otherwise I would keep doing the same shit but God keeps fucking with me and everytime I want something to go my way, it goes a different way.
I can't even get high anymore without going on a bender where I end up in the hospital, jail, or a rehab or all 3.

Really, I went to school to learn computer science and wound up in a rehab.

Get your shit together, robots, before it's too late.
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>25
>implies its too late for him
>mfw
You got time nigga.
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>>35441459
>25
it's current year anon you've got like 50+ solid living years left you'll be alright
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>>35441459
>what god wants
Everyone to go to hell because that gets his dick hard but he takes it out on Jesus instead, because raping the whitest dressed innocent is the hottest?

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>"Do you know which was the place in the Polish theoretical physics olympiad, the first place of women, for girls?"
>"I can tell you, 800. Do you know how many women are in the first hundred of chess players? I tell you - no-one."
>"...and of course, women should earn less than men because zhey are smaller, weaker and less intelligent."
>"They must earn less. That's all!"

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>35441377
>>35441377
he is a retard and a normie
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Well girls obviously need fewer calories and thus less food so they need less money

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How do I turn my friends gay?
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>>35441368
Send them to /r9k/

1 year here and they will be trap loving betas forever.
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>>35441368
>How do I turn my friends gay?
suck their dicks while they are sleeping

>>35441877
>Send them to /r9k/
not gonna lie this worked for me
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>>35441890
>not gonna lie this worked for me

I know, it always works... always.

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How often do you find yourself fantasizing or craving about having physical contact?


It may not even necessarily be sexual.


I find myself feel a craving something akin to where it feels almost like an ache more often these days. Im fairly certain what I am craving is physical human contact. Im 30 and at the most I may get a hug a couple of times a year.


What do you do when it gets bad? I havent found a good way to cope. Im pretty sure it is driving me insane.
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>>35441331
why does that lady have no nipples
it is scaring me
make her go away
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>>35441358
because nipples are lewd

Anybody else here so anxious from the prospect of the responsibility that comes with success, that you stagnate your life with pre-emptive self-doubt?

I wish I could just step outside the door and participate in the world without feeling wary of the human race all the time.
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I feel no stress when being watching by many people. I quite enjoy having an audience, the more the better.

It's the one on one events I suck at.
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I feel you buddy
But if I had an answer for you, I would have an answer for myself, and likely wouldn't be here to begin with
Personally I'm rapidly spiraling down and tearing at the seams lately
Letting people in on the rot that festers in me. Speaking unironically of my rampant alcoholism and growing depression in front of my boss's boss.
No cure, no way out. Hoping to kill myself soon.
Just wanna hold someone's hand for a moment
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>>35441288
Also sick dubs. Kek is pleased with you at the moment

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THIS IS IT, ROBOS! I'M SICK OF BEING SO FAT, I'M TAKING A STAND AND GOING ON A DIET! STARTING NOW!

IN ONE YEAR I'LL BE DOWN TO A HEALTHY WEIGHT, MARK MY WORDS!

WHO'S WITH ME, FATBROS?
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You'll be eating Twinkies again before you know it
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>>35441266
Good luck,


All I want is for you to succeed!


You'll do great pal.


Remember even if you mess up it's to get a new you! No one was perfect from the start!


Never give in to the negativity!
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>>35441413
Thanks, robo!

I know I can do it. Less than a year ago I lost 25 pounds in just 2 months. All I need is to keep it going!

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what did she mean by this?

very very original post
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She's a whore and all he did for her was for nothing. Women have no concept of loyalty and nips know this so they portray it accordingly
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>>35441250
That you have a small cock.
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>>35441267
>implying a child can understand what the MC did for her

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>tfw no autistic gf who walks like a penguin from never going outside and cries sometimes when more than one person talks to her at once
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Your pathetic shut up
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>>35441671
Hey. don't project your insecurities on a robot, Jenna.
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>>35441695
Stop being a waste of life

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Is it gay if I want a cute boy to fuck my boipussy just to see what it feels like?
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It's only gay if your balls touch and either of you make eye contact once during.
It's full on mega gay if you do it missionary. You'll probably get AIDs from that.
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>>35441146
>It's only gay if your balls touch and either of you make eye contact once during.
I think I can handle avoiding that
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>>35441112
It's not gay.
originalli

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>tfw thinking about oneitis has got you fucked up to the point where you don't feel like masturbating
Well, I suppose this is one way to stay on no-fap, right fellas?

Ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ha
Why does this fucking happen to me why am I falling so hard for this girl
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i'm the opposite
thinking about him had me so worked up
i could barely even write, or communicate
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>>35441100
Like, here's my shit with her: I'm punching WAY above my weight here. She's fucking gorgeous, and I'm like mediocre at best. As such I've already got an inferiority complex going on here.

Tacking on to the fact that she is pretty popular, probably doesn't feel as strongly as I do, and most likely wants to fuck someone else (a specific someone, nice guy with a respectable major) I'm thinking I'm up shit creek without a paddle here. That being said my asking her out earlier isn't off the table yet, she still thinks I'm good people. I'm just saying, probably not her first choice.

This has nothing to do with the fact that I can't jerk off, I'm just tired and frustrated because the more shit that comes to light about her the more conflicted I am about potentially going out. It's not even about romance anymore, it's about figuring her out, seeing what makes her tick. The further down into this rabbit whole I go the more strange and bizarre things seem.
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>>35441088
>saw her again today
>tfw every time I chat with her a bit and see her smile at me I fall for her even more
God, I want to ask her out so bad. I almost feel like she might even say yes if it wasn't for her fucking boyfriend. I know I've gone and cucked myself here but I'm in too deep.

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How would you rate my cousin? I found her nudes online.
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Lol she photoshopped her left side for some reason. Probably some weird fat lump
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>>35441084
obese slag
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>>35441084
i like her, OP :)

garlic bread

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Is it gay if I want to suck a dick just to see what it feels like?
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Isn't that bicurious?
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It's only gay if you don't say no homo before you swallow.
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>>35441075
naw man you just got to try something new it is good for you

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Do you guys ever fantasize about something that isn't even that great?

Often I fantasize about getting into fights with people, even though I've never been in a fight. I even fantasize about going to jail afterwords and think about how well I could live on the inside.

But sometimes I fantasize about having a financially and emotionally co-dependent 5/10 gf who is just as mentally broken as me. We could survive together in a tiny, cheap, messy and dimly lit apartment with a cat or two. Between the two of us we would get by with part time jobs or NEETbux. Eventually we'd get bitter with each other and separate.

I think I'll live to see the former scenario at least.
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>>35441056
I fantasize about having a family and a daughter that's happy to see me when I get home from work
I absolutely do not want either of those because I know they suck in real life
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fantasize about being in every movie and tv series I watch
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>>35441177
Or has its shitty moments, but it's not a bad life if you're ready for it.

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