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>>35442793
Did you start taking any meds during that time?

>>35442812
..yeah kinda. But I've stopped taking it.

>>35442829
I don't think its nofap bro

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>>35442752
>auntie found the jizzim schism

>mom found the pictures hidden in the stack of magazines

>pupper found the gay tray

No. And I don't know how similar ritalin is to speed, but that one makes it difficult or impossible for some people to get it up for some part of the duration, so time it well. Alcohol has the same effect in some people too, not from a couple shots of vodka of course usually, but then again you're probably a fucking lightweight, so don't overdo it.

But anyway, spoiler: you won't fuck on the first date even if you do end up doing it sometime

>>35442822
its not the first date. We fooled around in bed already. I hope the viagra can oppose those negative effects from alcohol and ritalin

>>35442717

Follow my advice, man. I'm really experienced with those combos.

1. Take the Viagra 1h30 before the date. It takes about 2 hours to kick in solidly, so by the time you'll be comfortable around your date (30 minutes), it'll start having effects.

2. Take the Ritalin 45 minutes before the date. It'll take 25 minutes to take full effect, and you'll be right on the euphoria at the beginning of the date.

3. Last but not least, sip the shots. It'll affect you progressively, instead of ONE SHOT low confidence. Plus, Ritalin does reduce your tolerance of alcohol.

You're not going to kill yourself, just don't go full retard on Ritalin.

Good luck man. It'll work.

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@35442641
not today my friend anon

faggot sage sage faggot
organic

Heh... Did you think you could get (you)s so easily???!

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>>35442533
I will make columbiine look like a fucking joke.
Photo relative XD

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poptart

If you're sure you'll spend a lot of time on it you might as well go through with it.

>>35442511
if you feel youll get milage out of it than go ahead, just a warning, there is no thing as a future proof computer. so you will have to upgrade it agin eventually.

>>35442511
>I will be playing games in 4k 60fps.

No you won't.

>>35442460
I see what you guys are doing here.

I love diet dew because it's bubbly and the bubbles last a lonngggg time. Most other diet pops just don't stay bubbly. Also, it's considerably less sweet tasting than regular pops.

I would love if there was a canned carbonated BEVERAGE that was just a dash of lemon.

caffeine does nothing for me unless in excessive dosage like what you guys drugged me up for those few days. It is not caffeine that keeps me awake at night.

ITS THE FACT YOU PUT THIS INCREDIBLY HEAVY BURDEN ON ME AND REFUSE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

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do you even hydrate?

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>>35442460
I remember one day in my math class in middle school, the teacher brought in soda for us (it was to celebrate the last day or something, I don't remember).

I picked Diet Mountain Dew because I wanted caffeine, and there was no regular Mountain Dew.

I can still remember how incredible disgusting it was; it's seared into my mind. I was in a state of shock, honestly.

Upon inspecting the can, I found it had expired 10 years ago, and let my friends (and thus the whole class) know. Most of the sodas were expired, but not 10 years expired like mine (the only Diet Mountain Dew). The teacher was embarrassed, and looking back she must have thought I was an asshole.

You don't have the group of friends you want, anon. That's why you still feel lonely. What many people forget to take into account when trying to escape loneliness is the fact that not any companion will do. Cruel, I know, but it determines your satisfaction with others.

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>>35442426
>be me
>college aged
>effectively no friends, stay in my house almost 24/7
>actual hermit
>feel lonely as fuck
>being less lonely doesn't sound better
>no drive to try and find friends
what the fuck is wrong with me? it's like my only option is "suffer".

>>35442426
At some point during your childhood of turmoil and depression, you broke, anon. Or maybe you were born broken. Regardless of teh circumstances, the bottom line is that nothing will ever be enough to make you feel satisfied or wanted or loved. You spent your formative year in the dark place, where your soul gradually drowned in a concoction of bile and tears and now it's just a corpse in sunglasses that you're trying to pass off as being alive like in A Weekend at Bernie's

Sure, it's mildly amusing and it may fool everyone else, but you know the truth, don't you? It's just a corpse, and you're just trying to stay in the game despite having already lost.

>>35442420
Most women actually don't care for men just because they can support them financially (Though that does come in to play later when u commit). What they want in the beginning is to have a loving equal relationship. To be cuddly and emotionally their for each other. This is why single mothers happen because guys will be sweet at first and cuddly, but not for long term commitment and only for sex or pride.

>>35442884
This is just my experience
I am with a man that most see as overweight and lazy, and I hate that they can't see how he is a cuddle :3 been with him sense high school 15 yrs ago and love him more and more each day. We are always with each other to the point were when he is at work or gone I am to depressed to want to do things like game on my time off I will just wait til he gets home bc nothing is enjoyable without him, and he does the same with me. We animu and do anything together and can talk about anything. I can accept him no matter what, and I think that's what all women really seek if that explains it more for you. Just because he is to lazy to pick up his cans or brush his teeth everyday doesn't mean he isn't loving and caring. I am pretty sure I got my side of bullshit he has to deal with, you just got to learn to be fair and understanding

bumpin for my dick

gettin snapped in half

>>35442469
>gettin snapped in half

I bet you kiss girls faggot

It just happens in my sleep if I don't do it.

It's less messy this way.

>>35442374
why on earth should i?

Porn addiction has been scientifically studied. No fap has not. Just quit porn and reduce jacking to once a week.

>>35442318
>tfw i have a library of feels I'll never use or experience
oh well guess I'll collect them until i die.

>>35442318
I have a 7.5 in dick I destroy qts with

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>>35442318
tfw average sized penis
my recent ex is about to find out what she's been missing out on ....

>>35442288
Murder them and hide the bodies.

>>35442288
Buy a baseball bat and a helmet

>>35442288
Hit him over the head with a heavy object and claim you feared for your life. It's your crime so you get creative with the details.
PROTIP: You're more likely to get away with it if those punk fucking/teenagers were black/mexican.

>>35442204
because I get bored and smoking cigarettes give me something to do besides sit in my room

>>35442204
>never started smoking
>still feel tired and lazy all the time

Why

>>35442239
cause ur depressed m8