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>>35444972
That was one of the most uncomfortable things that I've ever watched, I feel terrible for that kid and the painful flashbacks he's going to have when he eventually gets some self awareness. I also feel really bad for his parents.

Very professional of the interviewer to not derail everything, but that segment really shouldn't have ever aired. Just awful.

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>>35444972
HOLY FUCK
WHY

I don't want to watch, someone explain what happens, thanks.

>>35444820

Heartstone packs are going up in price, you can waste it all on that

Second for I spit on the British rail manufacturing industry for their pathetic trains and all locoautists can fuck off.

whats a good movie marathon for a saturday afternoon lads

not like the big ones like LOTR , Star wars or marvel

>>35444742
What if my index is longer than my ring finger
I can play the violin well and I have ADD and asbergers

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>>35444742
>index finger shorter than ring finger
>larger number of sex partners
>still hkv at 23
but am still good at sports, or anything that requires brute force

>>35444742
I know that this is probably some vague bullshit that applies to everyone but it's really accurate for mine. Didn't read others
>I'm an alcoholic and aggressive (not necessarily together)
>Played sports all my life
>Fucked a decent number of women without trying
>Don't trade finances
>I've been told I'm good looking. When I was younger and worked checkouts I had two girls come through over and over before finally blurting out "WE JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU'RE SO CUTE" and running off. Turned to the other guy working with me who was engaged to a fatty despite being decently good looking he said he'd never seen anything like that before.
>I looked like an emo girl but had a deep voice

>>35444450
they are genetic disasters.

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>>35444503
Said the 5'4" neet living in his mom's basement masturbating to anime in a North Korean distopian sex slaves trading post

>>35444521
wanna say that again? add me on steam and we can chat.

>>35444367
This is nothing. Nothing wrong to love women who are even 20 years older.

>>35444367
What's the age difference, OP?

>>35444367

What is wrong with that? I prefer older women, in fact.

I don't get this "we all men have to be pedos" Mohammedan-tier meme.

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>>35444260

lets see dem tittays gurl

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>women
>friends
THEY ONLY BECOME FRIENDS WITH CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35444260

ive never understood this, but i just realized that you are projecting. men don't see women as potential conquests, but women see men this way.

You are so fucking stupid op

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TYonTBRM0VI

>Mandela effect is now synonymous to "i just noticed that..."

i hate the internet.

>>35444191
OP I specifically remember it always having been there, I remember how I used to think it looked weird how there's a line on her forehead

>>35444052
No just borrow my pappy's. They're fun to shoot

>>35444062
>tfw no Glock 18c

Full auto fun

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>tfw you'll never own a Glock 17 gen4 because you're a Britfag

Literally the most handsome handgun I've ever seen

>>35443937
Take the MDMA. All your social anxiety will be gone like magic. Youve got to try it

While most 'chads' are alright, the fact that he jokes about drugging you and fucking a girl in your room (im assuming he knows you are uncomfortable with it) means he's a real douchebag. Cut him out bro

>>35443954
I don't think he knows I'm uncomfortable with it. I kind of use a different personality when I'm with him. I don't think he knows the true extent to my robotic nature

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>it's a resentful of relationships and women episode

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>>35443970

> It's a massive cuckold gives his opinion episode

>>35444012
>it's a he lacks the personality to lead his woman and make her loyal episode

>>35443890
pls go on fran!!

What iIIess?

>>35443890
Waiting and watching.

>>35443863
Yeah good, just chilling and playing vidya

Wondering if I'm thinking too much into why a coworker who was smiling at me/always talking to me gave me the cold shoulder later when texting

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Who /NonsensicallyShitpostingInLikeTenThreads/ here?

>>35443844
if generally saying "face" is not allowed, freckles

Lips.
Lips are the most attractive thing along with the breasts.

I'm a thigh man personally. I love some curvy thighs.

Can someone send me a check for fifteen thousand? That's all I really need. Thanks in advance.

Hey guys, don't send a cheque to this dweeb. I only need 49k. So send your money to me and save 1000 bucks.

>>35443761
Save my life and help me out of this experiment town

>>35443752
prepare to get robbed
raped arrested beaten
lose fingers and toes if you don't live in a warm country or die freezing starvation is another likely end

buy a tent, and sleep in the bush at night hang out in the city during the day.
If you live in a city with food banks, and shit you'll be golden.
Also invest in something to defend yourself.

>>35443752
I have. I had a car to sleep in tho.