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>>35448783
As a MTF I know she would rather be a cis girl than a pretty tranny. I honestly bet she envies you regardless of how pretty she is.

>>35448812
It's not fucking fair, he gets to be pretty and wear cute dresses and doesn't even have to get period cramps.

He even asked me if I would donate my eggs if he ever wanted to have kids. I guess that's the only way I'll get to reproduce at this point. Biology is so stupid.

>>35448783
ok i read your little snippet now post a pic of him for my reward

It makes me feel better to know that my life is nowhere near as bad as other people, desu.

>>35448791
This response doesnt even make any sense. You're saying your so pathetic you have to position yourself over mentally ill social outcasts in order to forget that you're a loser. It's like a 5'4 manlet saying "at least I'm not 5'2"

>>35449053
>You're saying your so pathetic you have to position yourself over mentally ill social outcasts in order to forget that you're a loser.

Where have I said that my life was "so pathetic"? I'm saying that whenever I have bad times, at least it's not as bad as these people, and I should get over it.

>>35448713
Climb into an oven, you degenerate shitstain.

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>tfw no gf who looks, acts and thinks underaged

>>35448713
Someone is already doing this, probably, we'll have to wait a few years.

>>35448663
I absolutely agree, but haven't relationships largely always been pretty shallow? At least from the side of a woman?

that's why I try to improve myself for myself and not for some cunt broad

what may i ask is a fuck boy haircut

that's a burrito retard

>>35448509
Nah, theres wheat product squishing some other foodstuffs in its center, thats a sammich my man

>>35448509
A burrito is a sandwich dumbfuck.

I bring up the fact that I spend my time on useless websites but I refrain from telling my therapist about 4chan specifically or about any of the shit that goes on here.

>>35448438
>taling to a therapist a few years ago (since switched to another)
>she asks what games I play
>say dark souls
>she doesn't know what it is
>think about explaining the unending depth and pathos of the game and it's atmosphere, and why it's brilliant in all respects
>just mumble that it's about killing monsters

>>35448455
If it makes you feel any better, just know that you're not the first person to end up in therapy.. thanks to r9k.

https://youtu.be/M4QLy9mXHk4

https://youtu.be/_GWUW0W_xY4

i like the music but all the eurocentric imagery and statues trigger me, that's probably my moor part of the brain talking and wishing it was just non-human art like flowers, but that ignores passion and 'reality'

>>35448003
>constant brain fog
>at times i can string sentences together, and other times it's just slurred shite
>short memory
>lack of motivation
>unnecessary paranoia

etc etc

>brain fog
>short memory
>tranny
>borderline personality disorder
>depressed

I'm pretty fucked up

pretty bad tbqh, i feel like i have a high chance of a break down this year

A bike,

A folding one with smaller wheels.
It'll come in handy

If you're using it for recreating/fun, I recommend a hybrid bike. If you're using it as your main mode of travel, though, get a commuter bike. It'll come in handy.

Do NOT get a cruiser. The resistance is way too severe and it makes riding even a mile kind of a bitch unless you're on even, clear, perfect roads.

Don't leave his mother, then he'll be better than 99% of the people on here and 50% of normies.

keep him from going on the internet as an impressionable youth. I've been going on 4chan since I was 15 in 2006.

Don't mock him when you find out he has a crush on a girl

That sounds really good OP

I'm boring, I mostly like cycling because it's a good thing to do in solitude and the health benefits make me feel better on the day-to-day, and also studying Japanese like the faggot weeb I am

>tfw can't enjoy anything but sitting at my computer because any outside hobby involves seeing lots of happy couples who just have to rub it into your face

>>35447287
how 2 do this?

make any other kinds of booze? I've seen kitchen stills, but they were fairly expensive and I don't know really anything about them.

Just go to restaurants and ask if you can get a job washing dishes

>>35447177
Do I ask if I can sleep in the dumpster out the back too?

>>35447206
You can sleep on a bench.
Alternatively, you're mother is legally in the wrong. You cant kick a legal resident out without 30 days notice

Are you good looking? Because that's literally all that matters, none of the shit you mentioned.

If you still think women care about you being "caring I can help ur problems I giv gud hugs!1!1!" etc you're retarded.

Would you get fat if I asked you to?
If the answer is positive, then yes.

>>35447064
>r9k poster
>>mentally healthy
Suuure

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>>35447003
I don't see tits with timestamp, what gives roastie?

1) are you a girl?
2) are you an ISTP?

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whats it like being a "girl" with an almost exclusively male personality type?

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fuck you. i know i can.

im a sociopath is who always fucking people over and using people to get what i want. i most likely would survive because it's always been me or them

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>>35447656
but it would be a pitiful, lonely existence if it means anything

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