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I doubt he has any social media out of pure embarrassment and the eternal cringe that will follow him to the grave over his beta dance video. Has anybody found any recent pictures of him? I saw the Alexa thread about a year ago with her chad boyfriend.
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Probably on here or another anonymous online community, laying low. I'm sure he's a hyper self-aware robot now
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>>35460944
newfag

he's basically a normie now and puberty did him fairly well considering what he was before.

Forgot his IG, somebody will post it soon
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>>35460944
I don't really care about him to research fully, but last I heard he is a normie with a girlfriend.

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> work security at trucking company
> sit in a booth all night
> browse youtube and eat healthy food all night
> 15 bucks an hour
> full benefits
> 3 days off every week

Who /wantsacareerbutcomfy/ here?

Lol at min wage cucks who break their back all day for half of what I make.
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How'd you get into that line of work? I've been looking for something where I can get paid and study at the same time and that seems ideal. Do you have to be big/intimidating?
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I get the sanity bux. If it stops, normies will be punished.
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I couldn't do it. I had a comfy job for 15/hour where I just sat around all day on 4chan and read books but I wanted to kill myself after a year.

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>You slit your wrists, while he fucks your oneitis.
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>you slit your wrists
>she drinks Chad's piss
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My chemical romance is a good band.
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>you cry in your sleep
>she makes his cock weep

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>playing vidya in public

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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>>35460546

She's jealous they aren't paying attention to her.
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>>35460546
>women in pictures
Pic extremely related
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>>35460559
t. /v/edditor with no social awareness

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I want to be the hero of /r9k/.
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you already failed
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Drop a nuclear bomb on my house then
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I imagine this almost every day, that I'll go to each robot and save them. I'm not Misaki or gay though, so it's a platonic thing. Like helping a brother stop his cocaine addiction and fix his life.

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Lads, help.

I'm a Britbong, with two sisters, who are twins. They recently went on holiday to Pakistan, and from their holiday pics, it looks like they spent the week fucking some Pakistani guy.

How do I find out for sure? I'm seething.
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>>35460108
>women
>traveling

They have been getting fucked by some many guys it's unbelievable
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>>35460108
>going on a holiday to Pakistan

Why?
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>>35460139
>>35460140
When I asked, they said that the scenery in Pakistan is nice, so that's why they went.

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Why can't I stop being fucking FAT

Is there a way to be a cute trap even while I'm still fat? I intend to lose weight eventually, but will I still look cute before that? I keep telling myself that I need to lose weight before I can think about being cute, but I've been saying that for years and I haven't been able to do it
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>>35459563
One word, tits
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>>35459675
Wh-What about them?

Do people really care about that on a trap/cuteboy?
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>>35459563
Fat traps can be cute as fuck. I'm a bit of a chubby chaser, though, although I'm sure there are others.

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Just a reminder, Scarecrow the Lord Infamous will let you know and remind you about these roasties and hoes. It is what it is, it is time to grow up. They are just hoes. Listen to Lord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mX21mg6PBw

n so
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Push her head to the hall till you here that cracking sound.
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>>35459445

he ain't hard, dude looks like he collects rare yugioh cards.
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Be a real nigga. Do the right thing and beat them hoes down.

Push her head into the wall until you hear that cracking sound.

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Gf is out, most likely cheating
Lying here depressed browsing 4chan in a dark room
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You don't "own" a gf.

Foolish boy, never give your love to a woman.
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What hurts the most is the guy who's she with right now was one of my friends and they met over me
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>>35459356
Get cucked faggot

Get cucked boi

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Whether you're fat, autistic, ugly, a manlet, or a dicklet.

We are all human and all deserve love. Let's come together and love eachother.
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I may be lovable but nobody wants to love me
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Robots I know some of you just need to be called a friend. You're all my friends and I'll be your friend.
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>>35459238
I want to love you!

origlove

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>the hypochondria is making me think I have cancer AGAIN
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>>35459137
itll be okay anon.

t. lonely hypochondriac
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>>35459694
It's fucking jarring and upsetting waking up with night sweats and then feeling like shit all day only for multiple doctors to tell me that it's literally nothing
I'd see a psychologist but I know all they'll do is say some bullshit and pump me full of drugs that just make shit worse and don't fix anything
Sometimes I actually do want to die, but death by disease is a slow and painful process so at the same time I don't want to
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>>35459137
I get the same way, just use it as a motivation to live super healthy

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Guys I'm about to take the plunge and hire a tranny escort to fuck me

Please stop me, I know I'm going to regret this but I'm just so damn horny and have been fapping to traps for years
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>>35458961
I'd try to stop you, but you won't regret it
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>I know I'm going to regret this
But what if you don't?
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Just hire a female escort. Fucking faggot paying to suck a cock LMAO

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>one chance at life
> BPD male
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>ill never have a bpd gf
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>BPD male
Boipucci dickhole?
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>>35458617
Trust me, I've met them. You really don't want that . It's that plus the already fucked up female mind

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are there women that actually like pegging?

it's something I'm interested in but I'd be too nervous to ever ask about it.

it feels too selfish for the guy. I don't actually know if women enjoy it. I'd be too shy to bring it up, I would need her to bring it up first. I wouldn't want to force someone to do something like that.
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It's mostly a power thing. Also, if I recall correctly, there are attachments on the inside you can use so that every time she thrusts it stimulates her clit.
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Sexuality DOES carry weight outside of the bedroom despite what feminists claims. A woman who pegs your ass in bed will not respect you. Period.

You will get cheated on after she sees how pathetic you are.
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Just get a whore to do it. She'll never tell. If you feel its selfish than just ask to get herself off with a vibrator while you sniff her ass.

After 3 years of attempting to get a date I finally got one. She was a 2/10, obese and neglected herself. Got the date off OKCupid.

We went to a mediocre restaurant . She ordered A LOT of food while I ordered maybe one main course and dessert.
She said she's a feminist and believes in equal rights for women in the workplace, great conversation topic I know.

The 'date' itself went poorly, I just stayed quiet and didn't say anything. She kept talking about 'social justice' unironically which made my skin crawl. After about an hour I asked for a check and the total came out to $144.45 (I remember it clearly), I said we should split the bill 50/50 (even though she ate like a pig) and she had a fucking tantrum saying I'm not a gentleman for not footing the bill and that real men pay for dinner. I just said she's being a hypocrite and uses the chivalry excuse when it's convenient. She actually stormed out and left me with the bill.

I think I was used for a free dinner. I hate my life.
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Op...
Never make this mistake again

God why are people so stupid?
FLESH AND ITS DESIRES LED YOU to that woman . Repent my man !
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>>35458344
>going on a date with a obviously sick 2/10

It's like you wanted to hurt yourself or something. Although I can understand if you're a sick 2/10 too.
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>>35458344

Your first mistake was going out for a meal on your first date.

Aside from going out with someone on a date who you considered to be a 2/10. You should have just gone for coffee on your first date. The meal is a third date thing, at least.

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