Why don't you sad fat fucks actually go outside and do something with your life instead of moping like a sad pathetic sack of shit?
Why don't you get off our board you normal piece of perfection.
>go outside
>there's nothing to do
>go back inside
>>35463839
What makes you think I'm fat? I may be a NEET but I'm not a fat NEET
Alright so obviously we'd all fuck her so what else would you do to her?
tell her to stop doing that fucking bullshit to her eyebrows
there's probably some stupid fucking normie femanons on here that have eyebrows like that. i want you all to know you look like a mexican clown
>>35462959
No I wouldn't. I hate wiggers.
>>35462999
Ayyyy she just needs to paint the outline of her lips to complete the look
Storytime /r9k/! I present to you Believe Machine. Enjoy!
>>35462879
Let me know if I've skipped any pages.
>>35462893
Hduwjwj
>>35462902
Osjfdid
>tfw everyone calls you a fembot when your really a femborg
What makes somebody a femborg? Having an orbiter? I have one. He's obese though and if he wasn't so niceand the only guy to put up with me after constant self sabotage and spergy behavior I would have ghosted him ages agoDoes that make me a femborg. I'm a KHV but I have aspergers so I thought that might give me a handicap or something.
>fembot
>femborg
Fuck off.
>>35462841
Are you at least NEET?
>>35462911
>I'm a KHV but I have aspergers
Be my gf.
What was your first experience with your favorite drug like?
>>35462603
I'm sorry, I don't partake in degenerate activities such as "smoking mari-joo-wan-a" or "snorting coke-ain", or anything of the sort.
I am simply too intelligent for such immoral and disgusting behavior.
>Have severe constant anxiety and panic attacks
>Take Xanax for the first time
>Mind feels completely clear and like a lifetime load has been lifted
>Feel a calmness I've never had before
>Feel a bittersweet happiness because while this is amazing I know this won't last forever and I'll go back to normal soon
>Start crying a little because I wasn't born normal and realize how I'll never be able to exist on the same level as other people
>Spent awhile in bed reading a book
>Xanax made me absurdly sleepy on top of everything else
>Eventually fall asleep like baby for 14 hours and woke up normal again
Basically it was good. I didn't do much.
>>35462603
Marijuana
Pretty good, was drinking at the time too, so I was overall pretty fucked up that night.
Then I tried salvia.
Does texture matter when fucking a woman?
>>35462448
this image tightened my anus into a singularity
jesus christ
>>35462570
Might as well be wearing a sandpaper condom.
Can't tell if that's the texture of a penis or how dry a girl would be when you're in her presence.
"Principal Anon, the girl's Protestant school is having a pep rally today, can we do something fun here please?"
>>35462241In case you don't know, here are the girl's names.
>>35462241
Sure, anyone have any ideas?
>>35462262
"Alice wants a baroque, Debby wants a science fair, Laqrisha want a a model UN meet, Bernadette wants a Day Without Womwn day, Sakura wants a video game contest, Kate wants an orgy, Hannah wants talent show,, and Stacy wants a pep rally."
> tfw you were about to fall for the engineering meme but realized that you are an ambivert high socially functioning male who has a fine balance between systematic and linear thinking broadening his perspective in life therefore planning to take Business Administration.
>>35462138
>humanities, social justice and privilege
holy fuck
holy fuck i'm laughing so much at this image saved thanks op
sending this to everyone
>>35462138
The problem is those degrees only get you a job if your uncle is the manager. A STEM is one of the best forms of social proof out there. Nice coping for your subpar math abilities
Hi anon, why don't you drive to your nearest little Caesars and grab a $4.99 Hot and Ready Pizza!
Voted Best Value in America, 6 years in a row.
Pizza, Pizza
>>35461931
Because I purchased one earlier today. It was 6/10. Probably going to buy again.
Did /ck/ ban you?
>>35461931
God damn i had one earlier in the week but now you just gave me a craving but they are closed now and I want one
>>35461931
Its average pizza when compared to others that I've had, but it is definitely the best cheap pizza I know of.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN I THOUGHT THE HEIGHT MEME WAS JUST A JOKE
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI
WHat the fuuiuuuuuuck IM 5'8 AND IT HURTS SOOO MUCH REEEE
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI
>>35461863
It's mostly about your face. One of the biggest things women judge you by is your face and if it's unattractive to women then it is much worse than being short.
>he thought the height meme was actually a meme
Look, I'm back!
I'll be taking requests for the next couple of hours my baes
All free use content
>Gimme some dicks todraw
Design me a minimalist tattoo
>>35461549
Placement and theme?
>>35461549
It's very minimalistic
>tfw you want to fuck cute twinks but you want a regular family with children
Why must I crave young, fresh boi pussy to destroy when I want to live a live of regular (female) pussy?
You should give in to the urges. As much as I love jock cock I just don't like them as boyfriends.
I want a sweet and gentle bf
>>35461302
>get wife, reproduce with her and provide her with financial stability in return
>fuck and have romantic affiliations with 18 year old males on the side in secrecy
Greeks did it, craigslist guys do it. So can you.
It's a bit scummy and dishonest but what can you do when you're unwilling to compromise?
>>35461347
>Dear Nice Guy
You really are a dumb bimbo, aren't you?
>come to this board because I hate myself and I feel like no one could ever love me
>everyone here just shits on me for being black
Why do I have to suffer like this? I've done nothing to deserve this. I just want to be loved and appreciated.I'm literally crying
Kill yourself. If you are lucky you'll be white in your next life.
Nigger.
I'm sorry your going through this. It really does suck. Hows your day going?
>>35461194
I love you black anon. I don't care about skin color.
This is a penis. Why aren't you currently sucking one?
>>35461154
Because it wouldn't change anything
>>35461154
Because you keep telling me to and it makes me not want to
fuckin tiny balls m8
>You will never have a significant other
No one will ever want to kiss you, to hold your hand, to hug you from behind and rest their head on your back
No one will ever want to go on dates with you, to do things together, to do whatever as long as they're spending time with you
No one will ever want to cook you food and worry over if you'll like it or not
No one will ever rub your shoulders when you come home late from work or give you a kiss every morning when you leave for work
No one will ever wear a certain dress or put their hair up in a certain way, just because they know you like it that way
No one will ever honestly ask you, "Are you happy, Anon?" and be determined to do something about it if you say No
That's fine I already came to terms with that when I was like 12, I don't like the idea of being around someone 24/7 I like being self sufficient and enjoy alone time
Motherfucker
i know all of this but I was doing a pretty good job of not thinking about it
Thanks for the reminder
Anyone might hit my head w. Pan