>I sucked three cocks
>I was fucked by six guys
>They were calling me "goddess" all night
>I had four guys fighting over my pussy and my mouth
>that turns me on
>I want to do it again
This is what an AVERAGE woman lives like, /r9k/.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587573b6d1274
And yet you're still a virgin.
>>35446010
Get the fuck out roastie
Reeeeeeee!
my dick is very fucking original
>>35446070
I'm quoting the video, mate.
>>35446010
>standard friday night
>kid in class buys fedora and starts wearing it wherever he goes
>I make fun of him
>he grows up to be army Chad
>I turn out to be the one with aspergers
IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO WORK LIKE THIS!
>>35445981
When I was 10 I unironically wanted a fedora but my head was too big for the ones I saw at Walmart. A few years later I was diagnosed with aspergers. I like to think it was God warning me.
Asperger's is not entirely to blame for our shitty lives. It's our laziness that is keeping us from advancing.
sorry r9k theres quite a bit of backstory before i can get to my problem
>be me
>be senior in high school
>have 1 friend
>start talking to a girl (shes a normie)
>1 friend cuts off communication for reason i can share later if asked
>she becomes the only person i talk to
>think its developing into gf
>she uses "not ready for a relationship" line
>start getting pushy about her being gf
>she gets annoyed and also cuts off communication
fast forward a year
>start becoming full on robot
>she texts me
>wants to be friends again
>say i dont think its a good idea and stop talking
>get drunk one night and like some of her tweets
>mistake
>she texts me again
heres the problem. if i try to be friends with her again i know ill just fall back in the same hole im still trying to crawl out of. but im so lonely i want anyone to talk to. what do?
>>35445898
>what do?
be norman elsewhere
>>35446208
pretty surprised i got called a normie for leaving off fucking "i do" instead of talking to a girl
>>35446411
You asked what do. He told you what to do. The reason for it was in the story not you asking what do.
Why live?
>No surprise this has been posted before
that's straight up a dude lmao, no andrgynous about it
he's got my same fat ugly nose aswell
>>35446004
Nah, this girl is on reddit.
>>35445823
>androgynous bf
This guy is masculine and ugly af. Just like you, cunt
reply 2 this thread if u want 2 be chosen for an ELITE discord server im going to start. u will be chosen if we get along
There are a lot of E L I T E servers around.
https://discord.gg/6SkSz
Really rare invite.
>>35445798
I think that picture is cute
I want to be an elite
please select
>>35445798
the elitest of servers
https://discord.gg/uhheUAu
tfw you're a boy who never found a fairy
any robos find coming of age stories like Ocarina of Time to be crushing?
Sing Street was oddly crushing for me
>TFW Misaki still hasn't knocked on your door
>>35445729
no because going through dungeons looks scary as shit
it's fun in video games but would be an excrutiatingly painful and traumatic experience for a real person, especially a child
what is this position called?
It's incredibly hot
>>35445585
face down ass up i believe. I like it too.
>>35445585
i'd like to know this too pls
>>35445598
the ass doesnt have to be up desu, still hot
Buy a Switch you pieces of shit
Already have a PlayStation 4
>>35445607
>The Wii of this generation
Sell that normie POS
>>35445622
What is the switch then? A console for NEETS? They are selling it to play with your friends outside and those things :^)
Anyway I don't like Mario and the other games are just ps4 ports so fuck off
QT Infograph thread
last time i did this too many people added me so no contact info this time
please tell me something about yourself and add your contact info!
Will I ever find a gf fellow robots
Looking for someone who wants to talk all day everyday~
Robots why dont you get a a nice down to earth gf?
They only want down to earth chada. You think a friendless robot could EVER have a girlfriend? A girl would be disgusted at the though2 of dating a loser
>>35445454
Wow so I can do loads of shit for her and she picks chad anyway? Yeah no.
>>35445454
Nancy is a Stacy. She got /our girl/ Barb killed because she was too busy fucking Chad to give a shit. Fuck her.
Hey man, i'm kinda new to this, so... yeah.
>>35445406
I bought a box of these for that very reason, I thought I was the only one.
>>35445406
nice meme, OP.
oregano
"Please, Anon, let me into your life. I can tell, even though you never talk about it.. You're very experienced, but also very sad.. I want to learn about life.. I promise I'll listen to whatever you teach me."
>>35445405
T-thanks you toounorginiami
>tfw no qt gf to redpill on White genocide
>>35445405
Get away from me, alien.
Why don't you guys just start playing sports if you wanna get laid?
If doing sports was a surefire way to get laid, everybody would be playing sports.
If doing sports was a surefire way to get healthy, everybody would be playing sports.
Oh wait. Sport is fucking boring work.
>>35445401
that is the best jump cut in the history of porn webms, and i don't even like black/white porn
What would a society full of introverts look like?
1 generation and then they die out.
>>35445364
Dead
Oroepldigndbevdjalapdkh
>>35445364
>I've got this great invention
>But I don't want to go through the effort of sharing or marketing or selling it
We'd still be in caves, but some of our neighbors would have cool shit that they'd refuse to tell us about, and we'd be too scared to ask about it.
Birth rates would be very low.
>you're a very sweet guy anon, I don't want to hurt you
>why are you breaking up with me anon, this is the worse thing that has ever happened to me
It turned out to be the worse thing that happened to me however
>You're a very big guy bain, I don't want to give you extreme pain.