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how do you responde?
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>>35447788
Easy. There are only two genders, and traps ARE gay
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There are only two genders, traps are doing their best to present as female in spite of being male. Someone who sufficiently passes as a woman is more convenient to treat as a woman.
Fans of traps or people who find them sexy are realistically not that "gay" when compared to self identifying gay men/homosexuals
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>>35447819
>traps ARE gay
If we're using that logic, then fucking someone like Buck Angel isn't gay.

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Does anyone else think women are stupid for liking tall guys better than short guys. Tall guys really cant provide secrurity better than short guys if you think women think tall guys make them feel more safe or are stronger because they are bigger but how can a tall guy stop a bullet ?
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>>35447758
A good big and tall guy will always be better than a good small and short guy, that's fact.
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I am under 6 foot and the people i work with are like 6'4" . I can tell stuff is easier for them and they are a little bit faster than me at doing stuff cause being tall makes work easier but they arent that much more faster or stronger than me . And i can complete the same jobs they do. Women are retarded for just falling head of heels for a guy they see that is tall and they dont even know he can just be a wasteful degenerate.
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I assume being a tall man is the equivalent of being a female with a nice arse or breasts

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Do you feel like a grown man?
Are you independent aka know how to cook, do the laundry etc?
Did you finish school and have a job?

Me? I'm a child with a beard.
I'm 21. I dropped out of school when I was 15 due to severe phobias/panic attacks. I still have mental issues and probably will for the rest of my life. Mom takes care of everything for me. I get 400 euros a month for disability. Yet, I want to "grow up" and live alone. Where the fuck do I even begin? Should I ask doc to up the dosage of the meds to see if that helps?
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>>35447695
We seem like the same fucking person dude
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>>35447695
>dump clothes into washer
>pour in some detergent
>set setting, press start
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>>35447695
I can cook and clean, but I can't work a job and am constantly dependent on others. Shit sucks.

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Don't get too attached to all that nice weekend freedom wagie, you'll be waking up on Monday morning soon enough
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>implying we stop working ever
A neet could never even comprehend the willpower we have
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>>35447659

>he works on the weekends

We're hitting wagecuck levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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>>35447659
This morning will always surprise the wagie.

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Admit it you're not robots you're gaylords!
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>>35447647
the board is called robot9001 it's kinda stupid to fill in these captchas, because we are in fact robots with no feelings
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>>35447647
Excuse me sir, but I'm not a homosexual.
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My captcha doesn't have this problem

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>tfw if ghosts are real, your family probably watches you masturbate everyday
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They probably don't care
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>>35447610
its okay anon you'll make up for it
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>>35447610
Here's the way I look at it:

I have THEIR fucking genes. Back when they were alive, they probably masturbated as much as I do.

Okay, probably not as much as I do, but still a lot!

>Taking a 2 hour walk in the forest with a friend

Do it. It feels amazing. Walk where there's no path for maximum comfy
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>>35447519
I don't have any friends and since I've been living a primarily sedentary life style I wouldn't have the endurance for it. Also my legs at like twigs and I'll literally lose my balance when the wind blows.
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>>3544756
>take 10 minute walk through forest
>all those awkward angles give me ankle pain next day

Just stay on the sidewalk if you ever wanna take long walks that's my advice
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>friend
gtfo normie ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey guys and dolls. How's your efforts to quit smoking going?
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>>35447516
>tfw quit after my first one
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well my lung collapsed about a year and a half ago . It became pretty easy to quit after that happened.

I never smoked more than 1-2 cigarettes per day though
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I stopped trying to smoke but then seemed to be needing more and more still can't stop

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Wife's birthday coming up and I don't know what to get her. She said she doesn't want jewelery, so that's off the table. I know this isn't the best place to ask, but I've got less than a month and I don't know where else to go. Halp?
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>>35447505
NORMIES.
GET.
OFF.
MY.
BOARD.
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>>35447505
>wife's son voted Trump
>he's half black
Why is my wife's son incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic r9k?
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>>35447608
Because he has you trying to be his father, probably.

>tfw no multi-ethnic normie gang made up of different shapes,sizes, and genders.
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>genders
Please tell me you're talking about the only 2 that exist
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>>35447511

>there are only two genders!

You need to go back.

>>>/pol/
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>>35447511
I am. Unless so xers are hiding in that pic.

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what are people supposed to do in life?

my only hobby, playing video games, brings me no joy anymore. modern games are shit and I've played the old ones for at least 10 times.

I seek nothing, and the only thing I do every day is check youtube, check 4 chan, close browser, look at desktop, repeat
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most normies dont even have hobbies thats why they go out then netflix and chill
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>>35447506
at least they can do something instead of sitting in bed all day

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>UGH, I hate when creeps stare at the gym, I'm just wearing this for comfort.
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I wanna suck her soul out through her ripe anus
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>>35447386
well leggins are actually extremely comfy
t. male (male)

and she does it so chad can look at her and be validated

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This girl and I talk fairly regularly (at least a convo every few days) over Discord and it has gotten into personal things sometimes so she at least feels comfortable talking to me/venting to me about that. She also will initiate conversation.

..buut she'll randomly stop replying for hours, and by hours I mean at least 15 at a time and sometimes go days and days without replying. In the meantime, she's clearly playing games or at least on her computer as Discord indicates and she's not trying to hide it. She also didn't say anything to me on my birthday which kind of sucked, because I had mentioned it a little the day before and eventually she just didn't reply. It's been three days and stuff like this has happened before; we've been talking for 3 months. So... wtf?

If she never initiated convos I wouldn't be questioning this. She clearly wouldn't have any interest in talking to me. Except, she does talk to me uninitiated. Why bother doing that and then not replying for hours or even fucking days? and I know I'm not even being obsessive, like, this is just frustrating. It's annoying. It's not like waiting 10 or even 50 minutes for a response, it's fucking DAYS. Whhhhyyyyy...
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>>35447385
Two options:
1) Doesn't want to hurt your feelings, so she's only interested in talking to you at her leisure as that's all she can muster
2) She genuinely doesn't want to bother you by talking to you too much, because she has immensely low self-esteem and doesn't think that you want to talk to her, despite what's in front of her face

1 is a lot more likely than 2, but girls are extremely weird about that type of thing and often don't look at it with any level of logic. Personally, I'd just stop sending stuff to her, and only reply when she sends you stuff first. That'll get to the bottom of it pretty damn quick.
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having spoken to a lot of women, I can say this with confidence:

she is using you emotionally. If you understand this, and use her as well, it can be a healthy, beneficial relationship, but don't ever expect anything more than that.
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>>35447477
It felt weird counting our conversations and seeing who started them each time, but it's almost always her. I hardly ever message first. She never has any obligation to talk to me but she's always the one who will message first after a long while of radio silence.
I always make sure I'm not replying stupidly fast and show about the same engagement in an exchange as she is, minus the weird days-without-replying bit.

Occasionally, though, I'll say something and she'll completely ignore it. She'll continue on the conversation completely skipping over what I said. I'm not really sure how to give an example of this but it's certainly not an "I'll just pretend you didn't say that" situation. It's just ignoring some of the things I say for no discernible reason.

Idunno. I like her a lot as a person to be friends with but she's so frustrating to talk to because of this. It's very strange and I really don't think she's blatantly ignoring me.

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>you're missing out
>you're posting on a chinese cave painting image board instead
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Missing out on what exactly.
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I already missed out, OP, you can't make me feel like I'm still missing anything.
I'm 26.
It's all gone.
I missed my shot.
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>>35447425

The good thing about being male is you have maybe 70 more years to get your shit together since women don't mind older men and your fertility doesn't have a death date.

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>browse /fa/ and got nice fit
>browse /fit/ and become swole af
>browse /soc/ and practise talking to grils
>still virgin

how to stop this shit already?
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post fit

,je
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>>35447372
how tall are you?

oregano ravioli
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>>35447422

>new balance 420s
>skinny palewave jeans
>raf simons top
>acne studios coat

>>35447435

5'9 afternnon, 5'10 morning

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