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>obsessed with sex and getting a gf
>thinks he isn't a normie
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I want a gf but don't care about sex.
what does that make me.
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>>35448538
A cuck.
>original insults
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>>35448554
that's not what a cuck is though.
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MBTI General Thread.
>inb4 fedoras
>inb4 """superior indicator"""
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>>35448418
INFP reporting in
This is an original comment
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>>35448418
Needed self bumpo
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>>35448418
INFJ here.
idk what it means
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>had this spot on my dick
>don't think much of it
>turns into a small lump
>ok I'll see the doc
>appointments only until the next few days
>whatever, I can put up with it
>wake up this morning
>it's fucking weeping and loads of my pubic hairs were stuck to it
It's calmed down a bit, but fucking hell, WHY
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ingrown hairs dude you'll be fine it will go away
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>>35448412
>have fucking lumps on my Epididymis
>balls hurt
>go to urologist
>yeah man you have inflamed epididymi
>if it's chronic even removing your balls will never make it go away
>tfw taking anti biotic in hopes that it will keep me from getting epeidydimitis
You can have this shit for literally the rest of your life, your balls can get rock hard for maybe 20 minutes of pain and then release at random times. Think of how shit this would be for a working man much less a NEET
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>>35449657
>your balls can get rock hard for maybe 20 minutes of pain and then release at random times.
The releases must be euphoric
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I'm somewhat bored, waiting for this torrent to download, so I will respond to every post in this thread.
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>>35448408
Whats the torrent?
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>>35448408
In your opinion, do you think Cities: Skylines zone designing is good? I mean, being able to choose your own roads is pretty good instead of every zone having built in streets in them a la SimCity4 but personally I find the lack of premade streets a bad feature, on the other hand, Cities curve/free road feature? Absolutely amazing.
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>>35448439
Seasons 1-7 of Futurama, and a movie about civil rights called "Mississippi Burning".
>>35448470
I'm afraid I've never played Cities: Skyline before, so I don't know much about their zone designing. You seem pretty knowledgeable about the subject though.
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What would you do if you were Carmen Sandiego in this situation?
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>>35448197
Isn't that Alucard?
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>>35448214
Was just about to post this
Alsokek
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>implying carmen sandiego would ever get caught
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this is Asgard
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>>35448128
No that's Greenland.
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>>35448270
/thread
oringiunaignaopbnhgpjon
would suicide with a shotgun w/buck shot be an instant death? also if you lived with your grandma and if she would take it really hard would it be wrong to do it?
im not gonna do it i just wanna know what you think
even if i wanted to id be too much of a pussy to do it
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>>35448122
You dont even need a shotgun, just get a normal handgun, stick it in your mouth, angle it upward, pretty much 99% of the time instant death
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>>35448122
Please don't complete suicide anon. Your grandma loves you, and think about what it would do to her if she were the one to find you. Just give life some more time, things can have a way of working out and improving in the long run.
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Doubling up the chances of death is also a good move. If you're going to shoot yourself, take a fuck load of pills beforehand. Or sit in the bathtub with a plugged in electronic in hand and after you shoot yourself the device will hit the water. Gotta have the backup
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I can't tell if I'm allergic to something in beer, or if I'm simply having normal hangovers.
So, every time I drink beer, it often makes me sleepy really quick. Not that unusual. But the next morning, I have a horrible headache. What's weird is that I wouldn't describe the sensation as pain - moreso a constant "annoyance" that is always there. I wish I could be more descriptive, but it's hard. It doesn't hurt, but it's unbearable. Applying a lot of pressure and squeezing my head helps.
But I wonder if I'm having a bad reaction to say, the hops, or are these just normal hangovers? I only had like 3 beers so it's not like I drank a shitload.
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>>35448114
That's literally just your body telling you to drink more.
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I've got no clue OP but I thought I'd bump your thread for you. Also if any anons know something good to mix with whiskey, that'd be helpful
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>>35448114
I would try mixing gin
Gin is essentially the 'purest' alcohol in that there isnt much in it besides the actual alcohol
So if you are indeed intolerant to alcohol then the gin would make you sick, if it is additives in beer, wine, whiskeys etc then you shouldnt get sick
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*Blocks your path*
>I've been hearing rumors around campus that you're still a virgin, is that true anon?
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*tips baseball cap and walk away*
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>>35448062
Whichever answer lets me pound you from behind while you call me daddyhavent been a virgin for years
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>>35448078
*takes glasses off*
*unsheathes tanto*
Heh, I may be a virgin in sex but not murder
*teleports behind whore*
*cut her lines of death 100 times*
*walk away*
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i'm too shy and autistic to even try and talk to people online
i'm not gonna make it
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>>35448001
ill talk to you anon :o)
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Not OP, but >pic related led to me almost getting a restraining order. Am I screwed for life?
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>>35449724
hahahaha holy shit story please
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Is it best to break up with your friend if your feelings aren't reciprocated or is it proof your friendship was a sham?
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no just go back to being friends
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>>35447913
Honestly if you're putting 100% into the friendship and your friend isn't putting anything into the friendship it's not worth being friends with them
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>>35447913
What's the animes name. Google gave nothing
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ITT: people that inspire you to reach greater heights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFCN8Ma7xjE
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Hes retarded but sometimes is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
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Press F to pay respect to one of the greatest robots
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Are you an idiot?
Give reason/s for your answer
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i r dumb
cuz r dumb
uhhh
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>>35447978
I except.......
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ITT: post women confirmed to be BLACKED 2017-03-11 04:38:46 Post No.35447812
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ITT: post women confirmed to be BLACKED
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I will start off with a commonly known one
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>>35447812
Erry gurl I know heh u mad whit boi?
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>>35447812
She's been blacked? Holy shit that's hot to think about. How do we know?I'm guessing she's a more recent meme girl here. I just came back to /r9k/ after a three year hiatus. Sorry in advance for my ignorance.
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>>35447812
But she's so small and fragile, there's no way her cunt could handle a bull's power cock
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Cringe/embarrassing shit that's happened to you 2017-03-11 04:37:52 Post No.35447790
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Cringe/embarrassing shit that's happened to you
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Here's mine...
>be me
>the year is 2010 and I'm 14 or 15 can't quite remember
>family friend, a late 20s woman, has lost her pet bird, both her and dad enlist my help to look for said bird
>spend most of the day walking around the hood sticking posters up and knocking doors
>come home
>I go upstairs, woman goes into living room to chat with dad, my room is directly above the living room
>Have creaky bed, creaks like fuck even at the smallest movement
>Don't fap or anything, just causally use internet and read mags and shit
>4 hours later...
>Overhear dad talking on the phone to his gf about how both the woman and he could hear the bed springs creaking from above while they where chatting.
>Wasn't doing anything naughty, just sitting on my bed innocently browsing internet
>Tfw dad and woman thought they where hearing me fapping over her after our outing
>Feel a deep sence ofexistential shame
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That's it?
>the year is 2010 and I'm 14 or 15 can't quite remember
>"You are now aware that people born after 7th Gen was release can post here"
It's sad for me to realize you aren't even underage to post here. I've been here too long.
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Yet here I am...