can't stop viewing her social media
>>35449603
it's the worst addiction
can't stop viewing husky videos on social media
>>35449629
wan wan my dude
Face it, white girls, you're obsolete because you can't compete! Innocent young white men are getting blacked everyday!
I don't care. Take this shit over to >>>/pol/
>>35449599
>young white men are getting blacked everyday!
No, Black woman getting BLEACHED.
>>35449635
Black men are getting bleached actually
>9 page critical essay based on a 300 page novel due on the 20th
>haven't started reading the novel yet
How fucked am I?
start reading
> 1 word essay due in 20 billion years
> Haven't even started
Just die in my sleep to be honest senpai
>original post due in 2 seconds
How fucked am I ?
>sits around with friends in a friends house
>highasfuck.gif
>desides to use 200 micrograms of lsd to make life more interesting
>takes about 1 hour to kick in
>what the fuck
>look at wall and its wavy
>forget who i am
>teleport and go through dream dimentions
>feeling alone and questioning what life is
>mfw O.o
>more various crap happens
>wake up with my shirt off
I don;t think i took lsd due to the fact i seriously forgot who i was at one point gazing at my self slowly dehydrating and losing my mind , any idea what drug could cause this bots ?
i dunno but one time i sucked a guy off at a bar
i just get real fuckin gay when i drink dude
>>35449566
>i seriously forgot who i was at one point gazing at my self slowly dehydrating and losing my mind
yeah acid can do that
>>35449566
200ug of acid could easily do what you described. What happened to you was probably a more mild form of ego death, which is increasingly common with higher doses of LSD
>tfw your dad is ugly and made you ugly
>>35449529
>tfw your mom and your dad were ugly and unhappy and made you the same way
I'm fucked aren't I?
>dad is ugly ~5'4 manlet, poor, lost his job in 2009 never worked since
>mom was really good looking when she was young, but weird as fuck and probably autistic
>me
>5'7 manlet and ugly
>tfw dad was raised by his single mother and beat up regularly by his older brothers and fought niggers in the Great Minority Wars of the 70s-80s
>he worked out because of his struggle and got street smart, had to fend for himself
>tfw mom was in a dysfunctional family where her father cheated on her mom constantly and she pretty much had to raise her older sister and younger brother
>she knew a lot about managing finances, somehow didn't learn how to cook
>both sides of the family are pretty estranged now
>they had me when they were in early-30s
>they raise me to be a good person, be mindful of others, treat people with respect, don't stress about being successful to everyone else, just be happy
>dad is a charismatic asshole who was paranoid and would go into fits of rage because of anger management issues and coke abuse
>mom was a docile wife and worked 8-7 until she got fed up with his lying, cheating, etc.
>used to watch Lifetime movies with mom and she told me to treat women with respect
>now dad is into religion, somehow became worse
>they get into stupid little quarrels all the time because of the shit he used to do and still does
>tfw my brother and I are both NEETs now and have never had intimate experiences with girls unless on the Internet
that turned out really well
>wants to be part of ancient knightly order
>vows of Poverty and Chasity are too hard so we'll just change the rules/use technicalities so we can fuck and hoard as much material wealth as we want
bunch of posers the lot of them
>>35449487
The orders were a place where nobles could give their Chad sons to so that they didn't cause trouble by having legitimate kids.
It wasn't important that the knights couldn't have children but that they were never legitimate.
I was on Malta during new years, was pretty nice.
they control world poltics and military
>Laying in bed trying to stay warm
>Tea and coffee in me already and a bottle of nearby tequila when I feel like it
>Recently found out that I have the opportunity to live on a sail boat next year
Life seems pretty alright today
Chill Saturday. I'm hungover from a noise show last night, having some tea, tonight I'm driving to a nerd house party, gonna eat wings and play /tg/ drinking games.
Probably should study and job hunt but fuck being productive, I wanna stay cozy
>>35449533
Sounds pretty good familia
How noisy was it?
Nerd gatherings are always comfy
just got dismissed for the day from the army having a coffee and browsing kek.
Any robots cutoff their parents from their lives?
I don't speak to any of my family, I haven't spoken to a single family member in at least 15 months. Not even on Christmas
Probably been 2 or 3 years sense I've even seen most of them
Well that's gonna be the plan, when i move out. I have already ditched the whole family, just waiting to be removed from the rents
>>35449431
How does one life a comfy NEET life outside their parents house?
>Anon, you can be anything you wanna be when you grow up. Follow your dreams.
You're an asshole op. Fuck you. You're a god damn double nigger.
>>35449414
>"Yeah you can be anything, like an astronaut or president or a fucking superhero."
Yeah ofc I believe it :DDDDDDDDD
The thing with the normies is that they follow stupid but real shit as soon as they become teenagers so they don't have to endure the
death of their dreams.
Can white women still even compare? Are asians and black qts superior?
Every woman is an individual.
>>35449372
>Are asians and black qts superior?
No
How long has it been since you last worked out?
>>35449305
Couple of days.
Gonna try for five sets of five chinups if I wake up without collarbone ache.
Maybe consult the wisdom of fitness freaks past to see if it's time to graduate to overhand.
lifted weights last night, I go 3 times per week. It certainly helps with my depression. The trick is to just keep doing it
>>35449305
I planted some bushes outside just now, does that count?
how is it that i balk at buying a $10 video game that would give me months of enjoyment, but have no hesitation buying a $20 pizza when i'm hungry?
inb4 fat, i'm not
inb4 poor, i'm not
inb4 OP can't inb4
yes i know this post is gay but i'm bored and drunk at 10:00am
just give me attention
Cuz food is one of the points of life
>>35449298
no, food fuels life, the fuel for a thing can't be its reason.
>be fat during childhood
>get gyno
>can't have good posture because it makes my tits apparent
>can't have it removed because of the ridiculous costs
>dreamed a man wanted to suck on them last night
I think this is the end bros
>tfw no mega milk bf
>>35449235
>hit 310 lbs in high school
>live like a monk for a year and a half
>go down to 185
>deflated tits, loose skin, stretch marks
>join the USMC
>going to boot next month
haha what the fuck is my life
>>35449411
your life sounds pretty dank to me, i wish i was allowed to join the military
Is Shooting Stars the only good normie meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSENH3FE2As
>>35449230
Never seen this meme before probably because the only site I really sue is 4chan
>>35449242
it's the rage right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dwLCHNdqWw
>Bag Raiders
wew how nostalgic
hey guys, there are a lot of INFPs here. INFPs are by far the cutest type ever, let's talk about how much we like them.
>sensitive and idealistic
>makes judgements based on a strong sense of morality
>passionate and expressive
>gets super happy and sad and really CARES about things
>extremely affectionate and loving
i'm an intp grill and i'm very happy and in love with a cute infp i met online, i wanna marry him and be with him forever. <333 i wanna wake up next to cute infp and mess up his hair and make him breakfast and hear his voice when he's all tired. i really wanna hold his hand and look at stars and know he cares about me just as much as i care about him, and that he is happy with me.
where's your qt infp, anon?
infps are fucking pussy faggots
t. entp
>>35449499
its ok if you never know how it feels to have such an adorable person unconditionally love you, more for the rest of us
>>35449167
ENTJ-A FAGGOT REPORTING IN
>utter disgrace
>I dont belong here
>I-I will s-still win right guys??