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>>35450452
Go on...
t. Femanon

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Step one consists of making contact with the entity. You must first know your potential lover before you can begin the game of seduction.

Usually this can be achieved via the regular channels of ghost communication, such as ouija board, seance, and ritual sacrifice.

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Step two begins the courtship phase of the sexual encounter.

This usually takes place over the course of a couple days to a couple weeks.

In ghost culture it is considered rude to be exceptionally randy or lewd. Keep in mind that fucking a ghost is not like fucking one of your culdesac trollops. No, a ghost is a cultured and refined partner, interested in having their minds stimulated just as much as their no-no zone.

It is traditional to wear a courtship hat when trying to bugger a ghost. This could be an olde tyme ship captain's hat, a bowler, or perhaps a yamakah if you're trying to fuck a JAG (Jewish American Ghost). (note to fedora wearers: a trillby will not due, all ghosts are trained to know the difference, don't even try it.)

Games of chess are one of the preferred methods of this anon. They allow you to conquer them in one of the most sexually energizing forms of entertainment known to man.

the black album

>>35450432
That's racist.
The White album is not racist.

how should albums be treated? are they on the same tier as a movie or a book? what does an album represent, i always hear people talk about how they can hear how someone progresses over bew albums but honestly i just like the idea that an album isnt a chck point of the artists production and it should be a standalone piece. wgat do you think? and how much time goes into making an album do you think specifically and electronic music album? and how should you listen ro an album? i typically huat liaten to the aongs i like

>>35450387
I think it takes a combination of 3 things to be good at video games. Intelligence, drive and time. If you have at least 2 of the 3 you'll at least be decent.

ffffllllflllflllflfllflflff

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it's all about what you played as a kid. if you played racing games as a kid, you'll b good at racing games. if you played fps games you'd be good at fps games.
when i was little i played shooter games like CoD, Halo and such. im used to fps now.

just some samefagging

post some content faggot a good portion of us have done some creepy shit once in a while

>>35450366
There are no stages or beginnings or ends.. that's the whole point.

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>>35450397

But can't eternal things have beginnings, but no ends? That it's finite in one direction mustn't negate the possibility of being finite in another direction.

horrible hangover from alc yesterday
I don't drink at all and any time I do I'm reminded how shitty it is
About to go smoke some DUDE to relieve this nausea and headache

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I live in Texas but I have a guy who's able to get live resin and shatter/wax concentrates (dabs)

>tfw been hitting live resin out of my quartz banger all day every day for the past week
>tfw take a hit out of my vape pen even before I leave the bed
>tfw I have to cut this out if I want to join the military instead of rotting away

It looks like gross goop (almost like reclaim) but it smells and hits/tastes so divine

got depersonalization and anxiety after falling for the fungal jew

>>35450227
It has to be trump honestly. It turned this website into cancer though.

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>>35450227
This one.

oregano parsley and tyme

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>>35450188
>tfw i have 10+ real friends
>tfw people are noticing i hit the gym
[spoiler>]the trick is to keep mental notes on how other people act when they're socializing
Like watching other people socialize and then act like how you remember they acted ?[/spoiler]

>>35450446
yeah, exactly!

orgen doner

>the trick is to keep mental notes on how other people act when they're socializing
I did this a while back until I eventually realized that socialization is all about putting on a mask of someone other people want to be around
It's all good until it gets to be soul-crushing, which eventually led me to lose all friends and be lonely, by choice. I'd rather be alone but me than be with people but not myself.

>"queer"

Red flag, no exceptions. bi-fag male; never dated a dude because they're always fucking insufferable "queer poly intersectional robocop terminator" cucks. Dating pool with grills is even worse though; I feel that.

>>35450177
Just get a fem bf. Downside is there's a penis, but you can basically do anything you want to him. Dress him up, fuck his butt, humiliate him, go nuts.

>>35450177
try being a lesbian fembot in thirld world where no one has your interests and no one is a lesbian

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>>35450167
>date] [Auto] No new posts

Yes.

>>35450319
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what

this is absolutely original

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>>35450352
I'm mean I'm drunk too.

No worries.

>>35450155
When people do that I try my absolute hardest not to look at their phone

>>35450155
this is a terrible time to live. Women are a total disaster. most aren't even close to gf/wife material.
they are whores and only care about sex. It actually makes me very depressed. I want a respectable non-slutty gf to sleep with at night. That would probably heal my insomnia

>>35450148
They probably looked you up on facebook and were creeping on you. Normies do this to every person they meet.

Everything in your life is constantly connected to the web of data scraping done by every major service on the internet.
You can't escape it.

nevr hapened to me, i got into uni and i didn't receive any notification from facebook to add people i knew.
i think you are being jewed. you need to look into people to get that notifications

>>35450094
>tldr I ruined my parents marriage with hentai.
actually your dad ruined his marriage when he had an affair with some other chick

>>35450094
Why would you think a paid hentai account is a fair trade for not ratting your dad out? If it was me, I'd get him to buy a huge cheap bottle of vodka, and get in some dumb roastie's pussy with it. Highschool girls go nuts for alcohol.

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>>35450094
you literally rewrote a greentext from a couple years ago. how can a person be so fucking desperate for (you)s is beyond me

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>>35450084
I'm praying for your imminent destruction as we speak, heretic. You will rue this day.

>OMG! FUCK CHRISTIANITY!
How much of a new fag you must be to get that bad of a bait

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Fuck you daddy I hate god! UH!

You don't because that's not a real thing.

At best you'll find some 25+ year old hag who's fucked 50+ guys looking for a beta faggot to support her for the rest of her life and she pretends to tolerate your autism because of your bux.

>>35450093
My only wish is that I could go back to the days of ignorance where I would've scoffed at your post.

>soulmate

i cringe at anybody dumb enough to unirinically believe this