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Does anyone else just have no motivation to do anything at all?
Nothing makes me happy anymore, I can't hold down a job, and sex isn't even appealing to me anymore. All I do now is go to my shitty part time job at royal farms and play league of legends till my fingers bleed.
I would kill myself but I think my parents would be sad. What do robots? Anyone been here?
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>>35451948
Never was into sex but only into my possible to do IRL fetish I ahd since Iwas 4 and even that has lost all appeal now, I barely masturbate, like onceevery two weeks now.
I'm not particularly intelligent so the few carreers that would interest me like mathematician or scientist are not available
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Yes.
All I do is try to distract me from the universe with unimportant stuff.
I don't like anything.
I don't want to do anything.
I would want just to disappear and be erased from history honestly.
It's not a good lyfu.
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Why do women hate men?
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>>35451915
Because of RepubIicans.
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>>35451915
Because they're a scape goat so they can cope with their shitty existence and preserve their massive yet fragile ego
women are truly disgusting
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I don't think it's hatred, but they ego trip so hard that you better watch where they fall.
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Alone on a Saturday night?
God you're an OMEGLE THREAD
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Bump
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bumper
organic chemistry
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bumperino
quantum physics
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>make thread
>0 replies, archived
>someone makes a thread later with the same topic
>300+ replies
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Yfw every thread you ever make will receive 0 replies except for the odd times people like me pop in to tell you how much of a Fucking disgusting cretin you are
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I know that feel bro,
try to make original content but get always just a few replies.
When i do unoriginall repost get a lot of replies. this community are full of retarded sheep
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Misty was clearly the best girl.
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*teleports behind you*
originally
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>>35451878
>not wanting to fuck Pikachu
You understand nothing.
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Lillie all the way.
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I just had an sphincter.
Epiphany.
Please read my thread.
So.
I'm sitting here.
Please don't over analyze this or how I present it.
How many of you guys like me are not only lonely because you are socially impaired and disengaged but because there is nothing to engage you.
This was realized in a fit of I don't know what.
Would you attend a public event(WAIT).
Orchestrated here in some way at a theatre setting?
Okay right off the bat.
There is a risk of a james holmes type goy.
Right off the bat.
And heorshe might not even have the decency to use or have effective munitions.
Maybe they will elect to use incindaries instead of nicely clean headshots. Maybe they're going to be a dick about it some how and make death not ideal.
But worse case scenarios aside.
No shootem ups.
Imagine a theatre setting that accomodates a public YLYL thread. Maybe there can actually be prizes. Some way of monitoring whether you laff or not.
I would do this if I were rich.
I really would.
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>>35451856
sounds like the kind of thing where people try to be funny for attention, no thanks
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>>35451856
>I just had an sphincter.
what did he mean by this
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>>35451856
The kames Holmes type guy wouldn't shoot us, why would he betray his fellow robot?
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Who kik here?
>go on kik
>join random group
>entertain normies using all my dankest memes
>they call me 'savage af'
>feels good senpai
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I kik. I kik to much, also I hate it recently cause I changed my picture to a Japanese girl from a movie and everytime I join a group i get tons of private messages from lads with dick pics and so I finally got a glimpse of what it's like to be a grill on the internet.
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Live shitposting is so much fun
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My username is RedMatzoo if anyone wants to talk. If we get along well I might even give you my phone number
Also im a girl desu
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A thread with the OP containing the word "i am a fembot" is a guaranteed 200+ replies and many (you)'s right?
Fucking pathetic peice of shit board
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>>35451813
are you really a girl? please be my gf!
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>>35451813
>the word "i am a fembot"
>the word
>4 word phrase
pick one
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>>35452034
>having to cater to english soeakers
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>If you want my future, forget my past
>If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
What exactly did Spice Girls mean by this?
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>>35451801
They are mega whores
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>>35451801
>If you want my future, forget my past
aka
I rode a cock carousel but now I'm ready to settle in with you as my provider
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>>35451801
>If you want my future, forget my past
If you want to have a relationship with me, judge me as I am now and not by my past.
>If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
If you want said relationship with me, you should inquire about it soon, as the offer may not be available for long.
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/cwt/ Comfy Waifu Thread 2017-03-11 08:25:53 Post No.35451776
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It's Saturday! Time for another /cwt/ (Comfy Waifu Thread)
This thread's subject: Luck!
>would you consider your waifu lucky?
>how lucky has she been? *unlucky if that applies
>would you consider yourself lucky? why/why not
As always, these threads are meant to be comfy and a place to unwind!
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>>35451776
>>would you consider your waifu lucky?
i guess, yeah.
>>how lucky has she been? *unlucky if that applies
she found a close-knit group of friendos and learned the guitar quickly idk she's talented and lucky in that regard
>>would you consider yourself lucky? why/why not
kek hell no
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>>35451776
>>would you consider your waifu lucky?
I guess she is kinda lucky. She is seen as the harbringer of death though.
>>how lucky has she been? *unlucky if that applies
Many people get scared when they see her. But luckily she lives with people who accept her now.
>>would you consider yourself lucky? why/why not
God no.
I have never been lucky in my entire life. I'm the unluckiest guy.
The most luck i have ever gotten is winning 10$ on a scratching ticket.
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>>35452072
>Would you consider your waifu lucky?
Well, she's a bit of a stigma seeing as how she's a popular drop on some maps, so not worry.
>How lucky as she been? *unlucky if that applies
Very unlucky, scrapped and sometimes eaten to bolster other girls...
>Would you consider yourself lucky? why/why not?
Uhh, it varies. Yesterday I got tipped 8 dollars, and then I found 100 dollars on the ground two separate times.
>>35452072
Hey Lalafriend, I think you're pretty lucky.
How's work been?
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Why are non-ratchet non-sjw black BBWs so god tier bros?
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>>35451747
damn I remember she was supposed to be hilariously fat back then, looks nicely thicc to me now.
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>>35451747
>Death by Snu-Snu!
Sorry, had to say this.
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>>35451747
>non-ratchet
>that thing
kek
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Come chat and watch an anime about girls fighting with their butts. Something else on soon.
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BUMPPO DESU
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please tfwnogf come back
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butts are nice
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Is anyone else really suggestible? Like if I see a commercial for sprite I'll really want a sprite. I feel like I'm too receptive. What does this mean about me?
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These guys probably understand the mind and can help you answer that question >>>/adv/
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>>35451715
Oh, shit - me too!
Like I'm pretty smart in normal life (like I'm getting my PhD in math) but whenever someone uses anything other than direct messaging, I fall for it every time
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you should follow the trans recruitment memes
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Am I still a KV if I've kissed me nanny on the lips? 2017-03-11 08:21:58 Post No.35451703
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Am I still a KV if I've kissed me nanny on the lips?
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granny kiss?
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Of course you are, kisses/hugs or whatever between relatives don't count, they're practically obligated to love you if you're not a massive dick and they're not a massive dick.
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>>35451703
did you put ur peepee in her peehole? I do with mine
does that mean Im not a virgine?
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I'm glad we don't have kissing culture. We don't even hug relatives (only grandma and mothers get a hug)
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European girls are whores. 2017-03-11 08:20:24 Post No.35451697
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European girls are whores.
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>I only fucked 3 men before you, it's not a lot, your know ...
So let's say:
1) The medium size of penises is 15cm (6')
2) She stayed 3 months with each guy she fucked
3) She fucked 3 times a week in average
4) The dick stroke rate is in average 1.5 per second.
5) The average duration of penetration is 15 minutes
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WHY WOULD WE GIVE A FUCK?
Because we know:
She fucked 108 times, which mean she fucked for 1620 minutes, it's around 145 800 dick strokes.
That means her pussy took 21.87 kilometres (13.5 miles) of dicks.
Now, grab your bicycle, and do 21.87km (13.5miles).
Do you realise it's like you are on a dick road, you roll on the road made of the dicks your girlfriend's vagina ate before you?
Your European girlfriend is a whore.
You must take a virgin girlfriend dude.
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>>35451697
Wow... that was fucking autistic.
Still, nice maths
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>>35451697
thank you that grossed me out so much I am now ok with being a virgin
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>>35451697
sounds like i'm a analslut because i take a shit evry day
thank you for the homo feel fag