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is it possible to ejaculate too much. I fap 3-4 times a day and my balls are very small
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use some common sense
whats in your balls tard? cum
you're wasting all ur cum and your balls are empty
gee really makes you think
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>>35453330
If you jack off about 40 times in a day, you'll have a heart attack.
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>>35453330
How samll are your balls anon? Pea sized?
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>tfw you work all week and stay indoors on the weekends to get high and fap to BBC porn
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doing drugs is degenerate and normalcunt as fuck mate
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>>35453538
being a NEET is also degenerate
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why do people like traps?
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You get attracted to them before you know they turn out to be a dude, and people just don't care because they're already in too deep.
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>>35453265
My nigga polnaref aint no trap boi
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>>35453265
I don't know Benimaru, maybe they are gay.
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Who else /nightcrawler/ here?
>people always tell me I'm quiet, that I scared them entering the room, etc.
>decide to cultivate my powers
>start following people at night
>keep my distance at first, but quickly learn how to stay hidden at close range
>sometimes just wait in bushes by my apartment, counting how my people enter the building during that time
>seen several couples kissing for what I assume is the first time
I've started going bigger too
>neighbor is putting tools away in his garage
>I'm watching nearby, he has a bush I like in his backyard
>he heads into house for a second
>sneak into his garage, find a nice comfy hidden spot in the corner
>he comes back, I watch him put the rest of his tools away
I'm thinking about hiding in his house next, but I'm also worried that I'm getting carried away with this shit.
Any other robots do similar shit?
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That's pretty cool bro. Start bringing a camera and film it for us.
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Dont hurt anyone but keep doing it. Document it
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Theres abig field near my house. There are very few lights in the area but i stand or or sit off in the darkest parts at night. I like how it feels. PPl walk their dogs there sometimes but evn they never noticed me. Irl stealth is really fun. Youve inspired me to do more interesting stuff tho.. Will report tonight
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While I tested for an IQ of 110, I can't handle basic mathematics and am mentally incapable of holding a conversation.
Can working out make up for this?
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Do you have dyslexia in math?
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>>35453301
I probably do, why do you axe?
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>>35453260
As far as communication goes, I can guarantee you that yes, you can improve.
I, personally, did a lot considering I have a slight autism: i wasn't able to talk to people I didn't know until I was 12, I could barely hold a conversation until the age of 15, but now I'm well versed, and although I have a tendency to put my feet in my mouth I'm quite good at hiding my anxiety when talking to people, to the point they don't even notice.
What you need is practice, especially in talking (alone and with others) and in your abilities, to feel more confident.
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hello robots
take speed for social interaction
it makes you want to talk to people and makes you feel good
also people will respect you because drugs are cool amirite? ye XD
>Source: Just snorted a fat line FeelsAmazingMan
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>>35453252
I wish I had some drugs
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>>35453252
Good luck coming down hard for most of next week.
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>>35453279
It's kinda hard to get if you don't know some people, I do so easy desu
>inb4 "get out of my board normie REEE"
look, i may not seem like a robot but i really like you guys because i pretty much was one myself some time ago
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>tfw no shachou bf
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>>35453230
Thanks, Doc.
I run this company.
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>>35453230
>>tfw no shachou bf
this
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How many bots have gotten their wisdom teeth removed? I have a decent chunk of money and no insurance so I'm worried about the cost, but I'm sick of these fuckers.
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Right o, I removed one bottom impacted, one bottom and one top tooth. I got anastasia in the form of an injected drug.
It came to approximately $1000.00 usd
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>>35453220
I have to get mine removed soon
The barber said he would also remove my balls for free, I'm excited
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don't do it if you don't have to
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You needn't worry about being a manlet, anon. I have a little something that'll get you to 6'UNDER
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>>35453219
>Lower center of mass
>You have to exert more energy potentially given weight differential
>Hits are absorbed closer to center, whole body absords more of the hit
>You being taller = more unbalanced
>If I hit you harder and faster I can topple you my hits have more damage if used properly
Ill be waiting anon, alway waiting, in the shadows.
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>>35453219
That's some pretty good Smug Wojak OC.
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So, why haven't you killed yourself? 2017-03-11 09:44:50 Post No.35453210
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So, why haven't you killed yourself?
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Im doing this one for me goddamnit.
I will not be rude and attempt to exude
>my mommy/daddy (anyone that isn't (you) posters)
Maybe you're just afraid.
No reason to be ashamed.
There are different kinds of fear.
I'm afraid of a few aspects.
To make it simple.
I am 10 inches from rock bottom.
By estimation.
I REALLY want to end my life, its the closest I'm gonna get to have never had lived it at all.
I say end because killing myself seems like harsh words.
My issues take so many forms around this.
I want some kind of beautiful death like being personally killed by god, or jumping into a black hole.
Neither are immediately available to me.
Perhaps my pride is working in tandem with that ugly human part of me that selfishly wants to live despite it NOT being in its best interest.
Though down to real brass tacks.
There are tons of ways to kill yourself and even more ways to die.
But I don't want unnecessary pain if it isnt going to work.
That's my fear.
Trying
Failing.
Having my one shot taken away.
Forever.*
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literally leave you home right now and go to the hospital's crisis centre
i think they intake thru the ER these days
DONT kill yourself. you're only allowed to kill yourself if youre a great writer
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Because I'm depressed but not suicidal. I recognize that although my life isn't great the prospect of not existing for the rest of eternity is frightening. Also we are all headed there anyway, I might as well try to get some happiness out of this life where I can find it
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>>35453242
>literally leave you home right now
Fuck now I know how handsome jackko felt in the first BL2 chapter
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Have you ever masturbated to a parent?
Earlier this morning I masturbated to the idea of me fucking my mom.
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I regularly masturbate to myself in the mirror
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You're fucked up op, wtf
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>>35453172
>Have you ever masturbated to a parent?
no
tfw no one will manipulate you into becoming their cutie bf
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>>35453167
>tfw no one will manipulate you into becoming their cutie bf
I'll manipulate you~
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>>35453167
>tfw no one will manipulate you into becoming their cutie bf
you don't deserve to be manipulated.
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>>35453167
have you tried looking for a bf though
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>walk over to me mom's place for the 2nd time today for dinner while mud/dirt on my shoes
>see brother's GF car
>mom is making dinner
>his GF and me mom talking about who did what on FB
>bro brings up amazon watch since me mom has an iphone watch because 'just being like my lazy son xd' and 'so techy mom xd'
>says it turns off if you ask it about CIA
>i bring up NSA
>he tells me the 'nothing to hide, nothing to fear' advice
>everyone is on their phones and am just sitting there
>bro brings up people at the walmart he work at bringing gaming stuff with them to play on break like the switch
>his GF asked him if people can really do that
>he says yeah because it is a portable console and can be brought everywhere because it is easy to travel with just like the switch trailer
>i wanna say something about niggers gunna nig because stealing but tell him it is just a tablet
>says 'my bad, it is a console hybird tablet'
>tell him the switch has already been hacked to play on PC and at 4K
>he gets a bit cocky and says 'but it is nintendo! nintendo can produce a better picture than the xbox1 and ps4 combined because it is nintendo and they can do anything!'
>i just look at him in awe and leave me mom's place
brother is an ultra nu-male casaul trash-tier normalfag who ENJOYS working full time at walmart. he ENJOYS the new pokemon games better than gen 5 and down. he plays and pays DESTINY1 on an xbox1 and LOVES the idea for DESTINY2. he ENJOYS one-piece and says there is no other anime that can beat it. also is going to get married and buy a house THIS YEAR.
brother's GF is a LAND WHALE tumblr-tier air-head who likes whatever my bro tells her to like. also works at walmart full time. she ENJOYS and has NO PROBLEMS with windows10. only game she plays is candy-crush.
they both has FB and spend EVERY WAKING MOMENT on it.
FUCKING normalfags
picture is my brother's GF
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>>35453161
And what about you?
What are your accomplishments?
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>>35453161
i think you need to walk away from the internet for a while
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>>35453534
>And what about you?
>What are your accomplishments?
OP took a photo of a hippopotamus in the wild, that's a pretty neat accomplishment
>tfw it's another "life review" trip
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psychedelics are great but they always fuck me up in the head because I can't cope with the hallucinations. Suddenly I recontemplate my life and look into the abyss.
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>it's another feel like my vein just collapsed trip
Fuck that hospital visit will always be a part of my soul it seems
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>>35453145
>>35453291
>>35453414
When I tried LSD I never had any of these bad or negative feelings you guys talk about, instead everything actually felt amazingly positive and I had a breakthrough during my trip. What exactly is a bad trip? It sounds like what happens when I smoke weed and my paranoia and anxiety kick in.
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What made you decide that this board is total shit and will never return to its former glory? 2017-03-11 09:39:36 Post No.35453103
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What made you decide that this board is total shit and will never return to its former glory?
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For me its the constant "fembot" threads implying a female could ever be a robot.
Also all the gay tranny threads where they try and pretend they aren't mentally deranged faggots
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>>35453103
Gay trap shit > fembot threads
Way, way worse.
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>>35453103
invasions from other boards, mostly.
>/pol/ cuckold threads and racebait
>/b/ roll threads and fetish threads
>/lgbt/ gay porn
>/soc/ face rate threads and hookup threads
>/a/ avatarfagging roleplay threads
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I'm fine with the mentally deranged faggots posting here. It's the females pretending to be "fembots" that piss me off the most. I blame that 4chan reddit for bringing in all the unwanted traffic. Everybody thinks it's just a meme and wants to play along now.