/comfy/ chat
join, introduce yourself, be nice, post memes.
join.skype.com/D2lmfgo9QVBo
>>35456555
>skype
>not IRC or an XMPP MUC
What do you take us for? Normies?
>>35456601
desu senpai this is prob the 9999th /r9k/ skype group
dank memes here i come...
>in industrial part of town to recycle some stuff
>see qt pt doing the same as me
>we look at each other and she smiles
>start my stuff, she keeps looking back at me
>she's blushing and smiling
i-is this what love feels like?
>>35456550
Let me guess,OP-- you did absolutely nothing?
>>35456599
yes sirfewoj
Lets have one of these threads.
Try to cram as many tests into your image as you can.
This is almost a year old but I retook the tests and they were pretty much exactly the same. Didn't bother to save them.
>>35456678
Nice test. You seem very well-rounded.
What do you think of mine?
>>35456509
Can you post links to the tests you use
My parents just came home from a party, my mom threw up into the toilet and dad can barely stand. I head them fucking like a few minutes ago.
How do you handle your degenerate parents guys? They were never real parents to me, just fools pretending to be adults.
>>35456489
take pics of your mom when she falls asleep and post em
>>35456700
My mom is fat and ugly, I wouldn't do that anyway because I'm not an autistic fuck.
We have a lot of these for guys! What are yours, girls?
>he uses the word "simply" too much or out of flow with the rest of the sentence
It's always the worst kind of person that does this. Guaranteed to be aggressively clingy and entitled and spineless and fragile all at the same time.
>>35456477
Simpelthen ebin
>looks down on tradesmen
>looks down on gun enthusiasts
>still thinks about what his school bullies did to him even though he's 25+ and hasn't seen those bullies in years
>hates the chads and staceys even when they're nice to him
>all his favourite music is entry-level /mu/core
>thinks anything fun is "degenerate"
>unironically likes milo
Why do you people like making others feel so insecure here. It's really mean.
Why do people still pretend they don't watch porn?
Because they don't maybe?
Dunno lad.
>>35456494
Everyone watches porn twat
>>35456465
80% of people don't watch porn. It isn't normal, bro.
I grew up in the early 2000s, and there were one, maybe two people I knew who admitted to watching porn. Most of us were just too busy with friends and school to bother with pornography.
Normal people are just never exposed to it. Sorry if you're unlucky.
Who /grossed out by their own parents/ here
My mom always talks to my dad in this stupid childish babt voice. It's so fucking disgusting. She leans forward in his face and baby talks and asks him if he loves her
She's like almost sixty years old and she's a fat ugly bitch. She does this every day and right in front of me too while I'm trying to eat dinner.
I swear to god I just want to slap the shit out of her every time. I don't know why my dad puts up with it. But she also cheated on him and he forgave her so he's basically a massive cuck in general.
>>35456413
>babt voice
I meant baby voice.
>>35456413
>dad dresses like an autist and is rude
>mom says cringey things in public and has a wrinkly old face,
>>35457162
>mom says cringey things in public
One time we had a repair man at our house to fix our tv. When he got the tv working my mom said "And God said let there be tv!"
It was horribly embarassing but at the same time I felt sorry for her.
I've been browsing this board for a week now, and I gotta say, I really do feel for you guys. You've shown me struggles I didn't even know existed, or at least were this widespread. You've filled me with compassion for your kind. I didn't realize that it was this hard for you. But remember, please, that the rest of us have problems too. Our lives are hardly the paradise that you all imagine.
We're all in this together. Let's bring each other up, not let envy and hate tear each other down.
please go suck a fuck
>>35456365
oh, beu
>>35456343
Kill yourselfayy lmaoo'ss
Is it acceptable to racemix with a japanese girl if i'm too beta for a white one?
if you're too beta for a white girl you won't ever touch a japanese girl
>>35456301but that's literally what i did
Yes.
If you're going to race mix, do so with a high-IQ race. As long as you're not planning on pumping your seed into some ooga booga negress or fembeaner you're fine.
GUYS
This guy is twitch streaming with his gf. His gf is a huge camwhore: birdylovesit. If you spam his chat that his girl is a camwhore he fucking rages. See you there!
Twitch name: sxyhxy
Pic related: it's the camwhore.
>>35456267
bump
origins4325432
>>35456267
The stream proves more that money can buy you all the qts while your ugly as fuck
>>35456267
Noone's spamming it..........
>daddy discovered thine dildosaurus denominator
>>35456149
>Stepsister entered the lower rectum
Guys, wish me luck. My plan finally comes to an end.
>>35456149
Grandma found the vagina vacuum
>mom found the activated almonds and the homemade coconut
I posted about this a few days back on a thread that got buried pretty fast but I feel as if I need to get it off my chest.
I'm a fembot, 24 years old and a massive slut/whore/skank/etc. I have a sex addiction that's pretty much destroying my life. It's a constant need for attention and it seems like every few days I'm getting plowed and seeded like a field.(Though I haven't carried a pregnancy to term.)I've done porn, been a victim of revenge porn and I've been arrested for prostitution before.
My main strategy is usually to pick up some beta looking guy, exploit him to the max(making him buy me stuff, supporting me, etc) in return for sex. I usually leave him, skip town, block him, etc. I've been in therapy for this for a few weeks but it's been hard going. my family pretty much detests me and has for a long time, dating back to my childhood.
Clearly it's really bad for my health, I've been sexually assaulted(and in the majority of those cases, I pretty much was asking for it.) I have had several STD and have gotten pregnant twice, but I've gotten both aborted it.
I'm posting because it's destroying me, I have money, a nice apartment, but I have no friends as I either leave them or drive them away. I need people but I hate people. It's pain, bro.
Post the porn you were in.
Lana is that you?
I'll pay you to fuck me, let's hang out in the city
>>35456020
>she calls herself a fembot
Go be a whore. The worst is that you are not a strange being at all.
Keep sucking on Chad and Tyrone's cock, filthy cunt.
So robots, what books are you reading right now?
War memoirs are dope
>>35455913
If on a winter's night a traveler by Italo Calvino
It's top comfy
>>35455913
bumperono
oregon
how do i get a gf irl that looks like this
>>35455876
There really is no "how".
Even if you do manage to find one that looks exactly like her, she'll likely:
-have a shit personality
-be a slut
-hate you
-all of the above
>tfw girls can get away with having a shit personality while still being in a relationship
when will WW3 start bros
>>35456285
>get
this sthi
How dare she suggest that people that put themselves in a vulnerable situation will be more vulnerable!
>>35455795
If I walked through a bad neighbourhood counting wads of cash people would call me a fucking idiot.
Parties are the stupidest things normies do. How can you take drugs around strangers and not expect negative outcomes? Especially alcohol. It's crazy how socially acceptable that shit is.