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>that guy who only browses the first 2 rows of the catalog
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>>35457509
people really do this?
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I don't even use the catalogue.

>tfw never venture past the first page
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>tfw never even browse past first thread
only ever read the sticky

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>mfw I realize I was sabotaged
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oh no that really sucks...

listen you should just stay home and play video games.
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>>35457502
Do not you understans?
I.
Was.
Sabotaged.

I have no home or video games.
I have a bed.
In a homeless shelter.
Sleep is a PRIVILEGE in this wretched place.

We are different animals from different places my son.
Sabotaged at such a young age.

Sabotaged.

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Dear God,

Why did you make me this way. No one respects me and I don't respect myself. I don't know what is right and wrong anymore, I think too much and do too little. I thought being an emotional retard stops in your teenage years.

Why did you make me so different from everyone else, but not give me anything to work with? You made Turing a social retard but a mathematical genius. You made Mozart an eccentric paranoid bipolar but a musical revolutionary. Why would you make me so weak and un-redeemable?
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t. signed everyone in the world
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>>35457302
No, t. signed autist with mental and physical ailments he was harassed for his entire life

nigger faggot.
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>>35457283
Dear god,
Can i be saved?

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I worked at Costco seasonally and they called me back for a permanent job.

Problem is I might be accepted to work at another job in a month or two.

Do I take the offer I don't really want at Costco now, or risk losing both jobs?
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>dude help brah haha I used to go out with Becky and she wants me to go with her to the Sadie Hawkins dance lmao
>but Susie and Katie both want me to go out with them too
>oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo what do I doooooooooo
damn haha chyeah brah thats some heavy shit lol haha yeah haha lol
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>>35457268
Take the offer at Costco.

If you get accepted at the other place just leave costco, what are they gonna do?
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>>35457268
Depends on what the other job is.

Costco is pretty good, it's not quite minimum wage and you get benefits and shit.

As far as wage slave jobs go, Costco is one of the best companies to work for, or so I've heard. Like I said, depends on the other job.

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>Son, are you still a virgin? Why didn't you tell me. I would have bought you a whore 5 years ago if I knew.
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ME CASH A CANS BARBARY. YOU LITTLE WEAK MAN. BABABABABA FEE MY STRENGTH
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>>35457255
>just fuck a whore
It's not about the nookie nookie, it's about social acceptance.
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>>35457384
It's practice. It'll raise your confidence

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she wanted to complain about my inability to mix pet food properly.

is it possible to explain to parents that you're not a degenerate homo, just a degenerate 2Dphile?

my uber-autist of a dad tracked down my art blog and since then has made random comments as if I'm a dyke.
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Atleast you aren't the anon who was caught with a hentai drawing of his littler sister or something
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>>35457236

What did he mention in those comments
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Post 2d pd pls

Is this true?

Is this original
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"Ignorance is bliss."

Is this true?
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I think I loved once
Am I off the hook now? can I do without that shit from now on?
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>>35457219
No, living with loss is way worse than never loving. This is like saying that getting stabbed is better than never going outside, because at least you went outside.

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Hows your online dating experience going?
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In the last several years, I've gotten 4 bots on tinder. Thats it.
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i met up with a cute girl, went on 2 dates the second of which ended up kissing

Day before 3rd time due to meet then suddenly ends up saying just be friends...

yeah ok?
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Never tried. Afraid of denial. Feels pretty bad

>tfw you finally realize that this board is just full of self pitying autists who are to retarded to get a gf so they blame women or post threads about wanting one
Welp looks like no one here actually want's to be alone rather than spending time with social contact. Im outta here then, took me long enough to realize this.
Fucking Pussies.
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>>35457190
yeah this board really is just normie central now
it's a shame
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>>35457190
You're right, also WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RITSU GIRLFRIEND ;_;
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>>35457222
I feel you anon, nothin can beat 2d
>>35457212
Yeah, I guess it was like this already the first time i visited which was about 4 months ago.

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>tfw no motorcycle riding gf

Why can't most girls ride?
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>>35457158
Those girls are gems to find
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>>35457158
Because most women can't even drive a car properly. Plus to them learning how to drive clutch is hard, I once taught a friend how to ride my 125cc 4 speed dirtbike it took over 10 hours. I learned how to when I 12 and got it after 20 mins of fucking around.
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>>35457158

i rode until my back got fucked up (osteoarthritis unrelated to riding). was a shitty day when i sold my bikes last fall. think i want a trike now with a comfy seat and a decent flame job.

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Hey guys. Just want you to know that I love you all and hope you get better
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Your post did not go unnoticed
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>>35457122
That post may cause extreme feels. Put a warning label on it my man/.
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If i can just reach out tp one person, that's more than enough.

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*blocks your path*
"Sorry anon, but only liberals are allowed here", what do
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>>35457088

shove her to the ground and violently rape her
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>>35457088
Have her deported and my path cleared.
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who is she? what is her name? how old is she?

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>just realized a gf would probably not solve all my problems
Please tell me this isn't true anons, I'm about to kill something out of existential crisis, and maybe start drinking.
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>>35456985
your problems might even chase your gf away
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>>35456985
>I'm about to kill something out of existential crisis
Kill your feelings anon and ascend, we were meant to walk this path. You may yet see and experience great things that other will never this way, you will not regret it.
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>>35456985
Aren't you excited to see where life goes from here?

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are twitch memes allowed on here?
like Kappa, FeelsBadMan etc etc
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nothing's stopping you from posting it but everyone will know you're an underaged retard
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FeelsBadMan is not a twitch meme
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holy shit why didn't I ever think of ironic twitchposting? Good shit man

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>Somebody posting their drawings in the art channel in a discord I go to
>It looks like something a 14 year old who draws in "anime style" would post on deviantart
>Still don't want to say anything bad and hoping no one else says anything bad because it would hurt to watch
>someone comes out and says it looks autistic
>Know it's about to happen and it hurts my soul

I can't watch
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Post the shitty art plx OP
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>>35457573
I agree, please post Op
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>>35456964
>OP once again doesn't deliver
What was the point of this thread

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