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Post your Dwarf Fortress stories, be they game stories or social stories.
I finally got a friend into it. Also I heard robots like this game so pls give me some comfany.
Anyone into it? Any epic tales? Share.
>child goes into mood
>takes over workshop
>goes mental and attacks the others in surrounding workshops
>instantly mobbed and child's blood spilled all over the place
>everyone refuses to bury him
>miasma everywhere
>had to section off the whole sector
>lost my fucking anvil workshop
>halted productivity when I was TRYING TO DO SOMETHING REEEE
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My friend used to play dwarf fortress a lot but I never got into it because Muh graphics although I played runescape all the time.
He kicked someone or something.
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>>35458097
>he kicked someone
What did he mean?
Also get a tileset you fool
>be a japanese hikikomori
>your sister is dating a white normie
what do
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hope to god that her kids end up white-passing and not yellow gooky
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>>35457979
Chop his head off with a katana and then commit sudoku
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>having an dishonorable sister
you know what to do
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i'm an r9k-tard who's grown up to be attractive enough to have a small following of retards and losers.
AMA
>pic unrelated
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>>35457975
what do you do? oroo
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Are you that Rose chick?
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>>35458373
no, im male. i'm a cringelord stuck in the body of a 6'3" model.
why haven't you converted to using the superior s yet?
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The 1600's called. They want their f back. I mean s. But it looks like an f.
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>>35457940
>why haven't you converted to using the superior s yet?
long s doesn't work on /r9k/ though
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Worship MiloWorship Milo
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>>35457927
Why is this guy so famous? What does he do?
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>>35457927
fucking cringed hard
get the fuck off my board with that paedophile normie fag
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>>35458013
He BTFO's liberals
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>that feel when no bf that loves me as much as Trump loves America
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>>35457828
That's because you aren't a girl.
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>tfw no trump bf
why continue living?
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>>35457828
He's from Queens, NY.
He's more "hood" than Jay-Z.
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So everyone here is depressed. Down on your luck. Loveless. Kissless. Suicidal. In a dark whole full of shit.
I know it's stupid but I just bought a few items from this person's website and it surpsingly helped. I bought the heartache relief spell bag and the "come to me" love spell jar. Idk what's in this stuff but I feel like it's working. The bag kind of makes me feel less like a piece of shit, and there's even this new girl talking to me. She's really shy and introverted but I think I may actually have a chance bros. I wanted to share it with you, hopefully this helps some other lost soul out there. Good luck bros.
Website is sacred fires dot us
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not doin' that shit dude
this seems suspicious
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>>35457888
It's okay, maybe next time
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Would you date a pre-op FtM?
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>>35457806
I DUNNO MAN. NOBODY'S ASKED.
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>>35457806
Anyone who changes genders has mental issues. Prove me wrong robots.
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>>35457899
If you really wanted someone to prove you wrong you probably wouldn't be asking on 4chan.
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>Jesus, Anon! Could you stop sucking your sister's dick and help me in with the groceries?
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Fuck off dad
this is not original
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>>35457796
>Could you stop sucking your sister's dick and help me in with the groceries?
if I don't suck her dick she will be upset
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You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normie state.
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>>35457764
This is a super wizard.
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>>35457792
Nice job
Fit yug dyg et free y
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>>35457792
Can he still turn SSJ?
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What were you like during high school? 2017-03-12 01:03:59 Post No.35457674
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What were you like during high school?
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What did u do during hs, a lot of us probably knew we were destined with this life since
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>>35457674
In my freshman year, I was a stupid little spic who cut classes, talked/acted like a nigger, did drugs and other dumb shit.
After my freshman year I was sent to live with my aunt in another country, and then went to high school there. Due to the language barrier, I was pretty much the quiet kid who hung out the class fuckups and broke stuff/got into shit. I did get into some extracurricular activities, though.
I dropped out in my senior year.
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Failing because of vidya and general sadness from lack of female affection
Few years later I'm trash with no future other than cuckjobs until I grow balls to actually kill myself
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>>35457674
>tfw got picked on in first year of high school
>picked on and bullied my fellow robots from then on
>socially accepted by cool kids
tfw still have guilt ridden dreams about cannibalising my kinsmen.
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>You will never be a cute trap
>You will never bully and dominate submissive anons
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>>35457650
>You will never bully and dominate submissive anons
I-I wouldn't mind being bullied anon-senpai...
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>>35457676
How so, Anon? Tell me about your fantasies. How would you like a cute boy who looked like a girl to bully you?
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>>35457730
>How so, Anon? Tell me about your fantasies. How would you like a cute boy who looked like a girl to bully you?
bully mewith your cute girl penis of course~
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After solving my existential crisis and suddenly feeling realizing how (for me) everything is calmingly arbitrary, I've decided I'm going to LARP into a church/cult I definitely don't believe in just to get a brainwashed but hot girlfriend.
So, which one should it be, the Seventh-Day Adventist Church or the Latter Day Saints (Mormons)?
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>>35457624
Mormons ez
Or go for like, a REALLY extreme cult, will up your success odds by 4000%
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>>35457664
It's easier to leave the LDS if you have a call blocker, though.
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Does anyone have experience with this? Also, I wonder why other robots haven't done this before, it's autism proof.
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>flew home for spring break today
>saw a girl from my school waiting for the same flight
>sat next to her, asked her if she saw the basketball game that morning (we won the conference championship)
>she said she was in the color guard for the game (ROTC)
>talked a little more
>they called me to board the plane, she said she'll see me on there and waved with her fingers
>I sat down on the plane
>she sat down, an old lady sat down next to her
>I walked up there and I said "ma'am, I understand if it's too much trouble but would you mind trading seats with me so I can sit next to my sister?"
>"oh this is your sister? oh that's so sweet, of course!"
>the girl thought I was funny and smooth
>talked the whole flight
>got a kiss and a phone number before we part ways
best part is she's taller than me
love me some tall bihs
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>>35457616
Hell yeah dude. That's baller. Should have gone for the mile high
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>>35457616
Why don't you just fuck off
Top origgi al pop a decimal
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>>35457616
>best part is she's taller than me
She's a big gal?
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>Be me
>Be 13
>In science class
>Paired up with my 9/10 crush/friend
>Other friend says something about somebody's dead dad
>Crush pretends to hit him with a hammer
>Almost hits me
>I ask why she was about to hit me
>"What? I would never hit on you! Your not even my type!"
>mfw my crush destroys my soul
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I'm confused, did she mimic hitting a dead man with a hammer?
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>>35457596
devastating.
that girl knew what she was doing, desu.
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>>35457596
You retard she's flirting
>y-you're not even my type
She wants it