>Seven word essay due in this post
>>35460940
If I could, I'd murder my oneitis.
>>35460940
>2 word phrase due at the end of the year
Why don't I just drink le bleach xd?
I'm a girl and for a long time I've had a sort of 'fetish' for being beautified. I put fetish in quotes because I've never had sex so I can't say if I need this thing to orgasm/enjoy sex. I hear that something is only fetish if you NEED it to enjoy sex.
Anyway, my fantasy is sort of a rape/domination/ humiliation/bondage/pampering (maybe?) fetish. I like the idea of being forced to fit a man's ideals, of being done up like a high class whore of his use, be it for him alone or many partners, just for sex or as a household slave, once or over a long period of time.
Sometimes in my fantasy it's a forced boyfriend situation where i'm mostly free but still have to answer to him all the time and can't tell anyone. But that one's not as common for me.
I used to keep a stick of bright pink lipstick by my bedside as part of a fantasy in which a man would come into my room at night and put it on me - not make me put it on myself - before making me blow him - not forcing himself into my mouth. The thought of being gently but firmly grabbed under the chin is a very specific thing in many of my fantasies.
Here's a good example of the kind of thing I'm talking about; it starts at about 1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHbWL5Z9T4
Also, I find that 'real' porn, like videos and photos doesn't do it for me. I can only enjoy art/drawings.
If anyone can help shed some light on this, show me some related stuff or just give me some search terms, I'd really appreciate it.
>>35460933
sounds a little like bimbofication
>>35460933
bimbofication probs
>>35460933
this is called bimbofication and it's pretty common
>tfw some fucking sexually frustrated Indian guy catfieshed me with the pictures of this Stacy and I completely fell for it. Sent her a message to let her know that someone is using her pictures and trying to pass as her over the Internet, but she never replied
I'm a fucking loser, my desperation for affection is serious. I know it was too good to be real, a girl like that will never even reply to a guy that looks like me. I hate this world, I hate this idea where all that matters is money and looks. I just wanna fucking die
>>35460890
go back to ledit you blogposter failed subnormal IQ normie
I N D I A R R H E A ' D
>>35460890
1. you're retarded.
2. this girl is like some kind of turbostacy. if you go back far enough you get to see her go through her bieber phase
3. is the point of this that you want us to do something with this girl's full name? dox her? harass her? i don't get it
her boyfriend's kind of a manlet but there's nothing particularly funny about her
Saturday night munchies thread.
post your munchies and beverages
>>35460809
Walmart brand pringles cheddar
Cheap vodka and orange juice not concentrate
Smores Pop Tarts
Zebra Cakes
Some oranges and a few spartan apples
I was going to order some pizza and wings but decided to save some money
>>35460809
>fruit and nut
vomit desu
>>35460809
>eating that much PUFA laden vegetable oil
laughing out loud
pic related, the greatest potato chip of all time.
Did you pray and open your heart to your CIA agent today?
>>35460807
With every post I make
Hey big guy, I hope you're taking care of yourself.
>>35460807
I pray to WikiLeaks everyday.
Have you hugged your sister today?
no?
go do it!
Tell her you love her too!
>>35460792
my sister hates me
>>35460808
Maybe she wouldn't hate you if you showed her some affection
>>35460808
I hate my sister
Will my life improve if I cut out all excess dopamine?
I'm going to try
>cold showers
>no 4chan
>no tv/movies/anime
>nofap
>no tasty food
Anyone try something like this before? What should I expect?
>>35460765
Fuck, I need to do this. All of them except fap which I don't do. I'm a slothful dopamine addict.
>>35460813
I wish I had the balls to jump off a bridge.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/feb/03/dopamine-the-unsexy-truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=891JUSQplzU&t=483s
Post, Share, Recommend
I love this piece personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu1BcNeebMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NFuw8ORk4
that bach feelerino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XopQG0Gjgmo
>there are illegal spics on this board right now
It doesn't matter for me. I will stay here whether you like it or not.
>>35460826
You're probably not even a real robot.
>>35460641
Has illegal become synonymous with someone who has any Hispanic background or are you actually referring to citizenship status
new discord for pretending were girls since we cant get any https://discord.gg/f9c39 pls respond if you appreciate boibutt
>>35460637
misaki puts big things in her butt
>>35460637
>has over 30 roles to cater to all special snowflakes in the server
Yeah, no.
I think I might be in enough gay discords already...
I have a Black gf
Ask me anything
How wet does she get when you put on the Isley Brothers?
>>35460647
I'll try it out next time we're together. Would you like me to tell you in litres or kilos?
Who is this beauty tell me?
In my honest opinion most women on this site are fucking attention seeking assholes who bring nothing interesting or funny to say in the discussion.
Their posts mainly consist off "hurr durr i'm a girl". Which gets really fucking annoying.
You don't see men on this site start threads like "male bot feels" or ">tfw no girlfriend who will x.
We are anonymous for a reason. In my honest opinion I am fine with women on this site as long as they don't spam the fact that they are a girl.
pic related this helps explain my point.
Also at least the male equivalent of tfw no bf is more indept on how they are sad and more information on the subject. We aren't gonna relate with fembots if they just spam the same shit again and again. It's like someone saying >tfw you get sad please be sympathetic because I am sad
>>35460609
Everyone who's been here more than 2 days knows all girls here are vapid skanks that are too ugly for /soc/. Your thread is nothing but an invitation for them to announce their gender and feed off more beta intention
you fool
FUG YOU REEEEEEEEE
I SPAM I'M A GIRL BECAUSE I REALLY WANT A BOYFRIEND AND EVERY WHERE ELSE IS FULL OF NORMIES. JESUS CHRIST I'M A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHOSE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A GUY AND I JUST WANT MY PURE BOY HUSBAND BUT STACY WANTS TO TAKE THAT FROM ME WITH HER ATTENTION WHORING EVEN THOUGH SHE JUST COLLECTS EVERYONE AS ORBITERS AND I ACTUALLY WANT TO LOVE A ROBOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You do know that most of them are (You)-hungry roleplaying faggots, right? It's just other robots baiting other robots.
>leave a little bit of shit on asshole after using the bathroom, so that after an hour, when your ass is upset and itchy, you can feel euphoric relief when you go for the rewipe
>>35460581
>don't change my undies for at least a couple of days so that whenever you go to the bathroom you get a wiff of that magnificent crotch scent
>when you finally do change them you can hold them up to your nose and take a deep inhale
>>35460698
Holy shit anon you are way past beyond saving
>>35460751
doesn't everyone do that? especially with after-fap boxers
Admit it, if you were a girl you'd be a massive slut.
I already am a girl. But my dad stayed and raised me right so I didn't become a slut.
K if I was a cute girl I'd be a massive slut.
I'd be a total camwhore and have sheiks fly me out to Dubai to take a shit on my chest for tons of money
>tfw i want to be a cute girl but my body is ruined by working in construction since i was 14
>since I was 14
How old are you now? Depending on that, you could be a cute girl. If 21+ it's to late for you
>>35460703
he's been in construction since he was 14, his body is fucked
anyone in construction or cooking has ugly ass man hands
>>35460718
Same anon, and I agree, but he could still be an ugly woman, not a cute girl tho