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>>35462316
Jimmy neutron ended 11 years ago

>>35462591
that one hit me right in the feels

the mute system is a nigger

girls born in 1999 are doing porn

>>35462280
>Thoughts on this plate of fried chicken?
I'm a vegan

>>35462331
This.
Looks like murder to me anon.

>>35462280
everything on that plate looks pretty good besides coleslaw. i fucking hate coleslaw

>>35462331
>>35462345
we don't give a fuck about you being vegan you fucking normie niggers. ever stop to think that maybe someone doesn't give a fuck to hear about you being vegan?

I think this is why so many Evangelicals are obese

>>35462233
You made this post specifically for that last phrase, didn't you anon?

>>35462861
It has a nice ring to it imo

>>35462221
Go on >>>/pol/ and become a champion of Trump there thank ya very much

>>35462221
do absolutely nothing and berate yourself for doing nothing even though you're doing nothing to change it

that's what i do, seems to pass the time

also don't ever say that you're underaged buddy you're just gonna get yourself banned

>>35462221
put on some panties and become a cockslut for your school's chad jocks

>>35462114

DID U EAT THE CUM?????

why didn't u eat the cum

>>35462114
In 5 days, test will spike around 4rth-5th day. Resist urge power on. It will taper away after that.

>>35462140

everybody thinks im a huge troll for posting this every time too, but its not.

I just made this thread lel

>>35461942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEMTselpFWY

Florida sucks anyway.

Trust me.

>1984 Miami

My dad went there once. When they stopped at a gas station, the people he was with took off all their jewelry, took just enough money out of their wallets to pay for their gas, locked everything in their car, all went inside together and the guy pumping the gas didn't pump the gas alone. That's how bad the crime was there.

It's gotten better, but it's still pretty bad.

>>35462061
post pics u dingaling

>>35462061
Guns aren't toys you fucking retard. Did you seriously never learn this? Even if you were fucking around with it, why would you load it? Jesus christ, I hope you go jail and they rape some sense into you.

>>35462389
This

Enjoy your punishment. Those that do EXACTLY what you were NOT suppose to do get punished.

cont

>my momentary self loathing is cut short by the 9am bell
>shit, gym class, can't be late
>i race out of the bathroom and down the hallway to the locker rooms
>running full pelt my mind is nothing but getting their before coach, lateness means laps
>both arms outstretched i barge through the door. It slams behind me with a loud bang and looking up i immediately realise i've made a terrible mistake
>i'm in the boys locker room
>my half naked chad bullies stare in shock at the short-skirted bimbo that stands before them
>10 seconds of silence goes by before one of them speaks
"well what do we have here, a girl in a boys locker room..."
>i try to protest but am frozen by fear
"actually i-i-i-..."
"chad, lock the door. looks like another chick wants to ride the chad train"
"no, p-please...i"
>he pushes me against the wall, my weak frame is no match for his massive arms
>part of me recoils in disgust, but his manly musk overpowers my senses
>he lifts up my skirt, grabs my panties with his massive hand and yanks them down in one forceful motion
>he steps back and everyone looks wide eyed in amazement and disgust
"holy shit, i know that tiny dick anywhere... it's anon!"
>they fall about laughing
>i stand there staring at the floor, cheeks glowing red in utter shame
"why the fuck are you dressed like a girl, faggot?"
"well, i...i...i..."
"wait a minute, guys look"
>they point towards my dick
>shit
>it's outed me
>it's twitching faster than ever, i've never been so hard in my entire life
"the sick fuck is actually getting off on this!"
>i try to pull up my panties but chad stops me
"oh no anon, no no no. here's how it works. if you come into a man's locker room dressed like a slutty girl, then you, are gonna get fucked like slutty girl do you understand?"

cont

>i stare at the floor
>he grabs my cheeks with his iron grip and points my face towards his, we lock eyes
"do you understand?"
>i slowly nod my head
>and with that he grabs me by my hair and shoves to bench leaving me bent over with my tight, pink butthole pointed in the air
>he sucks his finger and jams it in
>oh god, it hurt, but the pain was oh so pleasurable
>if my ass felt full now, how would it feel to take his massive chad dick?
>i was both terrified and tantalised in equal measure
>he pulled out out his finger and i turned my head to see him remove his towel and present his might chad cobra
>i had only seen dicks that big in adult movies, never did i think i would ever see one, let alone get fucked by one
>i winced as I felt the tip press against my asshole
>my mind raced "will this hurt? is this right? what abou-"
>but with one mighty thrust my mind was emptied and my ass was filled
>and in that brief moment i knew, i was a slave for dick forever
>he pounded back and fourth like a mighty piston
>i could feel my tight hole getting wider by the second
>by this point other chads were crowded around
>each one was jerking their massive, erect cocks
>it was a big dick buffet, and i was happy to sample the entire menu
>tyrone lurched forward and stuck his big black cobra into my tiny mouth
>it was even bigger than chads
>within seconds i was choking and gagging. nose streaming, eyes watering, makeup running
>the only thing wetter than my face were my panties and skirt which were now sitting around my ankles drenched in precum

>>35462046
It'll be ight anon

I'm confuse

What be oneitis?

>>35462276

I guess I assume most people on here know the vernacular

In simple terms, crush would be accurate

>>35462384
Isn't it a much more severe version of that?

Because most girls in the US tend to lean left politically.

I can't stop staring at that girl's feet.

>>35461995
because their more likely to have empathy

>implying the worst meat grinder of all time for northern europeans wasnt caused by nazis

>>35462014
i don't have an opinion on this. just posted a random picture from my 4chan folder.

>>35461928
Say it to my face and I'll unscrew your fucking head.

>>35461928
Lol @ that projection
You don't even know us
You just think you do, but you don't
Please reevaluate your cruelty. You don't understand what it means fully. If you did, you wouldn't be doing it.

>>35461928
K

Streaming in 10 /opisafaggit

>>35461880
Dude on the right has some gnarly pectus excavatus.

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A brave femanon whose pic I've saved.

>>35461857
She couldn't have revealed that info before you got super into her and dated her?

And you're the asshole????????

>actually thinking about fucking a non-virgin

>>35461857

FUCK NO! hahahahahahahahahahhaahh11111111

>thoughtcatalog NO THANK YOU
Is that the girl from Before Midnight, Sunrise, Sunset?

>tldr women are mentally retarded children with narcissist bipolar authoritarian tendencies.

she wore the cutest dress and tank in the first movie, i have a similar thing but its white / light beige silk

https://youtu.be/n2jqGa-92Ys?t=2m21s last 2 outfits would bec ute on her too