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>>35465712
>I wanna talk to you about me, bro
w-what is it aniki

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>>35465753
I was fantasizing about everyone else in the shower...I-I like it

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>>35465821
Bro what are you even on about? Are you gay bro? You a fag now huh? Is that it?

>>35465708
if it was meaningful then we would already know it

>>35465708

Hm, I read the Sword Of Truth series does that make me qualified?

its cause you watch anime faggot

onigiri

>>35465700
Finally, a real robot thread.

Thanks anon.

29 year old khv here. It doesn't get better.

>>35465776
>It doesn't get better.
You do get numb to it eventually, though. I hardly ever think about it any more. It's simply become an accepted fact. Simply the way it is.

>>35465666
Nice devilish trips

>>35465666
Please let me know this feel

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>>35465666
Burn it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf66Lmrqk00

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Can I just sleep and do nothing

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>>35465643
>Hey anons come to my sleepover we're going to have so much fun playing video games watching anime

I can't wait to play with you cute boys~

>>35465661
Did anyone else do this?

I would get invited to a big slumber party and then decide at around 9:00-10:00 that I was done and go to sleep.

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>>35465586
>that kid who brought his chicken to school and cut its head off in front of the class
>didn't even get suspended
>was me

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>>35465662
very much appreciated

i had to click on storefronts like 5 times to say this

>>35465556
> I'm 13, the post

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>>35465556
>dad makes grunting noises every time he walks and he farts and burps every step he takes

I have a motherfucker stepfather that does this too. There is not a second this fucking guy isn't making some bodily noise. Coughing, clearing his throat, heavily breathing, whatever. It annoys the fuck out of me and I want to scream in his face. He also has a retarded habit of nervously humming whenever he's around me. He's a complete dunce, as sharp as a brick. My biological father was a brilliant engineer but he fucked off to the grave and now I have to put up with this idiot. I would move out but I've got no FUCKING money god damn it I am triggered

/blog

like cumming inside a dudes asshole

>>35465452
nice because you can just lay there on top of her pumping cum inside her

>>35465466
/thread
pack your shit and get out

>>35465442
You have to admit they have a point though

overanalyzing and deconstructing THIS hard

Yep you're in the right place

>>35465442
But it IS true. You have to admit that, at least.

get a job retard
wtf

>>35465370
He worked like a good drone for that money, so he owes you none of it.

That being said, not helping his spawn get ahead in life makes him a failure, just like you.

>>35465387
How I have no car

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I'm playing phonefag and just tossing and turning in bed. I haven't gone to bed sober in a few days.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSqW08zLzLk

>>35465326
My oneitis' friend introduced me to this song when I was driving her over to an open mic. I haven't been able to stop listening to it since.

https://youtu.be/v0dUnoecoZ0

It's getting harder and harder to stop thinking about her. I don't even know if it's a romantic attraction anymore, I just find her fascinating and I want to figure her out. I also haven't stopped posting the exact same stories about her since fucking January. Surprised no one's spicked up on them.

you have a warm hole right on your pee pee head, play with it : )

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Does anyone else get tired of unoriginal posts? I sure as fuck am.

>>35465320
I have no doubt that your post is rooted in being a mentally ill sissy.

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>>35465314
Leave.
Just leave this place and never come back. This is a place for broken people.
You sound like you have hope. You have friends. Don't let yourself slowly become poisoned by the negativity and self-pity of this wretched place.

Just go to any other board on this entire website. You must have hobbies, right? Or something you're interested in. Anything.

Please. Just go.

>>35465405
I do have friends yeah but I feel most will go after high school.
speaking of school the negativity here is about the same of the average student irl.
> Just go to any other board on this entire website. You must have hobbies, right? Or something you're interested in
My interest are drawing/animating along with pirating software /f/ looks kinda dead tho

No offense, but you sound underage. This place is honest god the worst waste that exists. Take up reading, programming, model kits, hiking, fuck even video games are better than this. I'm guessing you drew and animated your picture, so keep practicing that and develop it into a useful skill that can land you a job as an animator or freelance artist or something. I know the whole "leave now or you'll never escape" thing may seem like a meme but it really is true. I fucking regret every minute I've spent here.

t. guy who spent most of his teenage years indoors on 4chan and is now an adult with no life skills

>>35465301
can't relate, never had any friends that were girls. Or really any friends at all

NOW GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

To get married before she gets TRUMPED. Mexicans bitch about illegals further south in central america invading their country. So if Mexico hates them, they must be really shit.

>>35465297
I'M FUCKING SICK OF ANONS CALLING ME A NORMIE BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE MY STORIES ABOUT BLISTERS AND GANGRENE! I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS.

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>>35465297
I fear I've become far too normie to be called a robot anymore, am I a cyborg now or what?

>>35465343
Kek you'll grow out of them though, don't pop the blisters just try to wear the shoes down and they'll eventually go away themselves :;)