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one of them lost weight and her tits are no more
the other one got married to a nasty rich tiny dicked sperg

She got fucked by man after man. Sad. She was bright and shy untill she got them. All that attention became too much for her. Big breasts is the wirst thing that can happen to a girl. Spoils her right away.

went to NYU

think shes doing pretty well for herself right now

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If anyone wants this fags asshole in high res

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they're naturally submissive honestly

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>>35467074
>tfw no chink fag bf

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Must unite the German people

>>35467014
agreed, but how do we rouse Prussia to spearhead the movement?

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>>35467014
>Must unite the German people
>excluding the Austrians, though lol

I'm enjoying life to the comfiest

>>35466920
I'll haunt you from hell, stupid.
Worst thing that happened to me. You could've prevented it but you didn't, why?

You aren't even telling me what tf is going on?!
Wtf is going on?

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>implying people arent aware but just like to bitch
its almost like you`re a roleplaying robot

how about a trick where you stop being a faggot

Normies hate magic tricks. But you can shuffle a deck of cards, ask someone to pick one, and have them put it back in the deck--noting the exposed card when they do so--and then dramatically go through the deck until you find the card after the card you saw. Magic.

The only other trick I know involves a device you pretty much have to purchase, so there's that. Support your local magic shop, though, and buy shit.

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>>35466896
What's the matter, not man enough to control all that boipucci?

>>35467086
Sauce on this porn. For research purposes

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>>35466896
>Why don't you own a nigger fuckpig, brobotws?
I would rather own a big nice black slave bf who filled me up then cuddled with me

even though I technically owned him he would know that he was in control

I'll settle for a fat ugly woman that makes good money. Make her feel pretty and special every now and then and call her Mommy.

You're only over weight if the fat is unnatractive

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>>35466891
Skinny wins every time. I genuinely find girls with thin hips more attractive than even the most well-proportioned thicc girls.

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>>35466884
Sitting in my office, glad that daylight savings just knocked an hour off my shift. Going to make some coffee and smoke a bowl when I get home, then probably wank it to Xev Bellringer

Wagecucks rool NEETs drool

Its almost 11 and i have yet to go to sleep.

This is the daily freedom that Wagies will never know.

>>35467135
>implying you won't waste away 8 hours of your life later when you eventually go to sleep

Sometimes people give you rights you are only allowed to have as long as you never use them.

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leave please and don't come back normie

>>35466875
Tread carefully

>>35466815
>fembot

I can only assume this means you've never met irl and you're both just lusting for company. LDR through internet isn't a relationship, and is worthless. Do not waste your time.

>>35466855
we've been talking on the internet but we live near each other

>>35466947
Meet her before you agree to anything, dunce

>>35466811
>crouched down
>we don't tolerate gays
I'm getting mixed signals, do you wanna blow me or not?

>>35466834
>not knowing what slav squatting is
This is exactly why you aren't welcomed here

>>35466805
not dutch, but you have my unwaivering support against the barbaric turks anon
i hope the best for your country
all the dutchies i've met are rad

>>35466805
Not a roach but also not a dutch. And here is where I stand: the basis of human agression is to hit harder when hit. You had it coming for you faggot. Now either kill them or be killed.

>>35466805
I like the Netherlands a lot, and if it turns into a full-out race war, I will be right over there to help them.

>>35466686
being attractive to women is a redpill in itself because you realize that they are all sociopaths on a primal level

>>35466686
>women like when you treat them like shit
I never understood this meme. What does treating like shit mean here? It cant just mean being an asshole, cause then I would be drowning in pussy right now. Also, what does it mean to be too nice?

>>35466908
it's not a meme. women are only attracted to you if you try to dominate them, and if they want you to dominate them. teasing them, putting them in their place, trying to make them seem worse than you. you can't be too obvious about it, because you'll seem like an autist, obviously.

>>35466679
Are you new? Please go back to /soc/

Nah I'd rather have cock in my ass. At least the dick can never be PD, even in 3D.

>>35466679
I gay shit post every night. I love big cocks and hot dudes and you can't stop me.

>>35466652
browsed
>/r9k/
hated
>/r9k/

>/k/
/out/
>/b/
>/r9k/
Hated:
/pol/
/b/
/r9k/
/leftypol/

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>>35466726
>>>>>forgot the meme arrows
Fuck you I'm drunk and this is night 2 without sleep