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>tfw no qt indigenous gf
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>>35467410
>indigenous
to where?

are you a New Zealander? Those people don't really look maori
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>>35467410
>aboriginal chad
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Bring back real tits!

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>Stacy complains on Reddit about being molested at a party
>Ask "If you weren't willing because you were drunk, then how can the accused man be willing if he was drunk?"
>get -23 Karma
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Doesn't count here, where she did not consent. Unless she said she didn't resist when she was drunk, which is her problem, unless she was roofied or spiked.
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> posting on reddit
reddit is a shithole full of feminist cucks, you should have expected this to happen
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>>35467348
The main issue here is that it's acceptable to voluntarily put yourself in a position you will regret and then yell rape to make yourself feel like the better person.

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Could I pass of as Chad ?
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>>35467218
More like a cunt.
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Tacky as shit. Go back to r/atheism.
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>tattoos

why do this to yourself anon? being edgy is for 13 yr olds

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How do i get over a rejection from my oneitis, /r9k/?
>Hello Anon, I've thought about it, and after yesterday it became clear to me that we have different expectations for the movie on Saturday, probably a little too different. I therefore think that it would be best to cancel the movie completely, as i do not think it will work out. Sorry for messaging you so late, but i thought it was best to be honest about it. Love, Sadie
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>>35467215
Fuck me...
Just hope she won't spread this to other friends, that's the true hell.
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I've never understood this. How does one get friendzoned?

>tfw never been in friendzone
>tfw kind of want to at least once just to see if I can get out
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>>35467215
Well for me it's at the bottom of a bottle, but I can't recommend that.

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Is there a more robot band?
oreg poost
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I don't want to see radiohead on this piece of shit board.

You guys already ruined Lain, don't even.
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>>35467173
normies OUT>>>>>>>
originlol
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Andrew Jackson jihad and crywank especially are robot tier

Then again pic related is an actual robot

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>random duder joins my discord
>doesn't say anything
>ask who he is
>he changes the subject
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
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bump my thread!
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Fucking pedophile piece of shit. Die. Kill yourself.

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The core of all depression is stupidity. Depression is a natural response of the body to cope with grief and think away out of a situation. It's a state of relaxation and deep thinking designed to allow you to think up answers for your problem. Perpetual depression literally means you're too dumb to figure out how to solve your problems.
So fuck all the meds and the therapists. What you need is information and critical thinking. Even if you can't solve the problem atleast you would know you tried really and after that it stops being a problem. Sport helps keeping them brain chemicals in check but what you really need is information imo.
Sci fi authors of the 50s thought by our time energy would be free and we would only care about information. That turned out to not be true. In our age information is abundant and energy is defficient. We can use that to our advantage. Cram as much useful information in your brain as you can,it is literally power
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As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us
Coming to terms, where we can agree
There ain't gonna be, no reasoning, speaking wit me
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Educate yourselves, robots. And you will finally be free.
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>>35467120
True depression is most common among people in menial labor jobs. They lack the IQ for higher pay

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When you were in High School did you ever fantasize about doing a school shooting?
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I was terrified of school shootings
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Brought a knife to merc bullies but later realized the error of my ways
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No, I fantasized about stopping the school shooter and everyone finally liked and respected me.

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Then, all some idiot had to say was I talked funny and the fun stopped. Did you guys have this type of moment aswell?
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Yes, all the time.
If people sense weakness they will shit on you. I don't understand why but it's something all people do.
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It happened my entire life, peers pointing out my odd mannerisms I was unaware of

Turns out I'm autistic h-haha
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>>35467079
A guy used to mock my breathing. It was kinda loud. Now I think about it when I'm around people.

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Tfw had a hands free orgasm from dreaming that I was jacking off
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that's called a wet dream bucko
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Same happened to me, but no cum came out as I woke up orgasming.

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Can a person be truly happy wihtout sex?
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Usually only if they have some kind of higher purpose, I'd say.
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Yes. Give stoicism a shot. It's like buddhism without the gay.
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>>35467019
I have no chance of happiness in any circumstance, so I'm not even going to bother with it.

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Do you hate yourself?
How often do you selt harm?
How do you do it?

When I'm really down I like to slap myself in the face, punch myself in the head and gut, and rip my hair out.
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>>35466986
I hate myself more than I hate any other single person or group of people. I really do love everyone else unconditionally as much as I possibly can simply so I don't become cynical and I can stay open minded... but I can't like myself even a little bit.
I don't self harm though. Hitting yourself is weird.
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>>35467050
>Hitting yourself is weird.
But it's the only way you can cope when your emotions get overwhelming. It makes you feel better...
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It's healthier to harm others than to harm yourself. Those who self-harm has no sense of self-respect.

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So what's your story robot?
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>>35466984
Just got my oneitis phone number and pretty sure I'm going to fcuk this up.
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>>35466984
A FUCKING LE RAGE COMIC
FUCK OFFF YOU POS, GO BACK TO 9GAG you scum
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>>35467127
Fuck on, you get better results.

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Alright. I got a girlfriend but I can't get a fucking boner. Wtf is wrong with me? Is it the years of porn?

She wants dick pics but I keep telling her I'll think about it but really I can't get fucking hard at 100%.

I'm thinking of breaking up with her and just remaining single because I can't get my dick up.
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great thread op well done thank u
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its the performance pressure. Tell her it's her fault.
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>>35467001
I can't even get it hard by watching porn anymore since her. I think should I stop jacking off for like a couple days and see if it works afterwards?

I'm fucking worried

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>tfw unwanted by mother
>never wanted kids
>never bonded with me
>grew up being resented, told I'm stupid, ugly, unemployable
>moved away to college, never spoke to her again
>graduated, got a good job, moved country
>now she wants to "reconnect" years later
>I want a mom, but not that one
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>>35466965
get some milf pussy
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Give her a chance, people are not always 100% shitty believe it or not
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>>35466965

Sounds like we have the same mother. My mom did that shit last year and I literally laughed at her over the phone. I've shed all the tears I ever will over her. As far as I'm concerned shes dead.

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