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>>35467828
Strange shit - i don`t want sex. This is boring and requires many physical work. Too hard for me.

>>35467828
I only want a gf so I can fall asleep holding someone soft. It's a comfy feel.

>>35468017
This. How could you want sex over this? I understand the need to have sex eventually, and I'm totally against the whole "no sex until marriage" doctrine, but the cuddling seems so much more meaningful and comfy.

I don't know what else to do, I'm completely lost in life.

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>>35467769
Oh god please don't. I've been here for way too long and just thinking about this stirs up immense dread. I've tried quitting 4chan so many times I've lost count. I am genuinely scared at this point, I feel like a crack addict.

>>35467769
I'm visiting the studio tomorrow, boss.
I spend 1 hour max on this god-forsaken website. Addiction is an illness.

attention caught

>>35467751
>that pic

Holy fuck lol Rest In peace to both of them

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Years ago, this place was a social gathering for people who, paradoxically, didnt like social gatherings. It was here we avoiders of society would congregate to confer our opinions about our situation and find acceptance for our different way of life.

It was populated by those of us who never went out much, never socialized and never had any friends or partners to begin with. Well, whats the difference now compared to back then? Were all still just losers, I hear you cry.

There are 2 major changes in peoples demeanors around here.
>We were happy with the way we lived and simply wanted to find others who also lived this way and connect with them in a no-hassle, no-commitment way.
>We had goals and dreams in life and were working towards them.

Sure weve always had our complete losers threads, but it has grown to encompass the entire board and changed what /r9k/ used to be about.

All the whining and longing for a normal life now is fucking pathetic and has irreversibly changed this board to say the least. These people are basically admitting they desire a normal life, for what purpose I dont know but I havent given up on you guys out there like me, us, like we used to be. I know there are some of you out there who are more than happy to live like this but you get dragged into the depressive state of minds by all the idiots around here and think you want that too, yet you only come here to find other individuals of the same mindset.

I did that and it's driving me insane. THe circumstances are slightly different, but the gist is the same: I do not want to live yet I navigated myself into such a position.

For those of you who find themselves in a similar situation: go for it only if you are willing to improve your life. There is no point doing it if you don't want to change but only want to die.

>>35467831
what?
is english not your first language?
this doesn't make much sense

>>35467735
>would you even say yes?
Yes
>would you really want her meeting your shit family
No I would hide her from them, my parents are horrible people.
>hanging out in your gross bedroom
Don't have a problem with this, I would finally have the motivation to make it really clean.
>having to stay in or do cheap activities cause no money
Shouldn't be a problem, implying we like eachother. Dates don't have to be extravagant.
>and watching tv together silently constantly because you realistically wouldn't have much to talk about?
I have plenty to talk about, and even if we weren't talking it would be nice to cuddle while watching stuff or listening to music.
>do you want a girl who would be okay with being a part of your shit life?
My life isn't shit, it's just incredibly lonely.

tl;dr fuck off failed normie, if a girl asks you out and you turn her down you're a stupid beta and deserve the self torment you give yourself.

is pigeon lady ok

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>>35467736
>lady
Shes 17 and most of her pics that circulate this board are of her at age 16
Shell be ugly slav woman in a few years so dont get too invested

>>35467637
Me too, I probably would be unsuccessful so it's not even worth trying to approach them or try to make yourself look more attractive.

Apparently most of this board is bothered by being a robot, I don't get it.

I never feel the urge to approach women for the same reason I never feel the urge to try to bench press a car.

I'm in a similar situation, only difference is I would like a girlfriend, but I've just never met anyone that has interested me enough that I would approach them. I don't care about sex or being a virgin and don't understand the obsession with it. Aside from that, I'm fine with the way things are because I know that the way I'm living right now, with regards to my social life at least, gets me the most enjoyment in life.

Think i'm smart. Write down my 'smart' thoughts. Read them years later. I can't even understand what the fuck I was trying to write.

Talk with higher educated people. Crack jokes, they laugh. Conversation start to be about their line of work. Get confused. Go away.

>depedent on nicotine

I'm too scared to fill my car with petrol because I know I'll just spill it everywhere and cause an explosion somehow so I get my mum to do it for me whenever I need more.

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Please help me robots. I don't know what to do. It's been like this for months.

>>35467564
>Any medfags know what's wrong with me
too ugly

In case medfags show up

>develop hematoma from IV drip
>months later am still weak in that arm
Just fuck my shit up

Same here bro that's why I've ascended into the 2d realm

3d roasties cannot hurt us anymore

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>>35467541
2D>>>>>(to the power of a thousand) 3DPD. And I say this out of experience.

if you go to college/uni/trade school the depression will lift since you are on course to get a qualification

you just need to motivate yourself to take that initial step

>>35467565
I went to uni for a month before dropping out a few years ago.
I was literally so depressed I couldn't focus on the work at all and was constantly exhausted from anxiety

>>35467495

I watch that video almost everyday. What the fuck OP? Are you me?

>>35467511
I do too. Sometimes on repeat, over and over and over

>>35467532

Yeah. I like how her voice sounds singing the song. A lot softer then Mac's. I usually have it on loop in another tab but then click on the tab again because I like the way she swings back and forth and the faces she makes at the camera.

Is she's fat and pale she'll get snatched up. Let this be a lesson to you.

>>35467440
that nigger deserves better lmao

>>35467436
This is why they're the practice gf. Assuming you aren't married or have been dating for years that shit makes no sense to me

>>35467436
sounds like she's making a good case for upgrading from practice gf to a genuine keeper

you should have knelt at her feet and licked her toes while she relieved herself

>>35467436
pepe needs to throw that banana away, it's rotten.

>6'4
>7.5 inch dick

life is good friend

>>35467432
Literally just lift. If anybody laughs at you beat them up.

>>35467432
I'm 5'10 flat 99% of the day. 5'11 during the morning. 6'0 with shoes on in the morning.
Want the truth? Stop putting me around Stacies. My physicians know I'm 5'10 shoeless.

>When ur drunk and forget a board has ID's

I'm autistic

>>35467575
>Posting on a board with IDs

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>someone replies to one of your posts and agrees with you
>reply to your post and their reply accusing them of samefagging