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>>35468453
>No kids
Travel. New faces. Drugs.

>Kids
Desperation. Legal problems because constantly arrested for prostitution, drugs, and traffic violations/fines. Lying to kids (or being utterly honest) about being a prostitute. Drugs.

>>35468453
a shit life.

>>35468453
Probably pretty comfy if you can handle all the dicks

Glad I don't have to interact with stupid roasties

>>35468438
It makes me feel like girls don't text me at all.

>>35468467
Are you crying anon? Why are you crying?

>>35468411
High five? I dunno what you want from me.

>potential
God speed robot, do it for all of us

Fuck you Jacob

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>tfw she tells you you're out of your mind

it's the truth though

>>35468420
>tfw I wasn't even a HUMAN to her
Do you know what I mean man?

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>>35468444
i know how you feel. they are vile creatures whose sole agenda in life revolves around manipulating men so what can you expect


"you can easily judge the character of a person by how they treat those who can do nothing for them"

my life improved when i stopped chasing them and started chasing money

Is that shopped? The rest of her body isn't even that fat.

>>35468375
If you tell them you find chubby girls sexy, she'll feel like you want her only for the sake of pleasing your fetish.

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>>35468396
How should I know?

Original commento.

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>>35468365
My name is Anon E. Mouse and I approve this thread.

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>>35468365

Here is another one I saved from one of these threads.

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>>35468365

Come on robots, where are you?

>>35468354
does she have 2 assholes

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BLLLLAAAAAAPPPPPP

why dont you try talking to her about it

>>35468360
I am objectively less attractive and interesting than this other person is, i would only embarrass myself it's really not worth it. I only came here to vent instead of trying to internalize the frustration

>>35468432
just barge on in

have you ever considered she may be having sex next door in an effort to cajole you into standing up for yourself and actually working up the nerve to ask her on a date?

>>35468338
Soak them in the sink (one at a time), ring them out as best you can, then chuck them in a plastic bag and dump them in the washing machine to wash later.

>>35468377
Okay, I will do this as quietly as possible. Why did I piss myself? Am I sick or something?

Normally when I look at the catalog I can't relate to anything on there.
Then there are threads like this and it just makes me drop in to say fuck you very much for reminding me.

>>35468326
look on the bright side, at least you're not ignored

that's what kills me, being ignored. i miss when people used to pick on me because at least they recognized i existed.

>This grotesque little midget looks like a complete troll! She's so ugly that it is initially difficult to tell whether she is a man or a woman. She poses as a gypsy, trying to tell the fortune of this good-looking young stud, but soon it comes out that she is willing to provide a little more for a few extra dollars! Soon the disgusting midget has her mouth filled with cock, and then the young buck, who is so horny that he would fuck anything, bends her over doggystyle on the sofa and drills her hairy, slutty cunt from the back. He spurts all over her face, improving her looks by covering her ugliness with his fat jizz load.

I've just stained my mind.

Yes

"Have you ever kissed another boy"

Fuck you too dad

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>>35468260
>tfw dad found the gay chat logs

>>35468260
no. because at first grade i sexually assulted a girl i had a crush on.
and spoke about my love for her to my mom. untill 6th grade when she left th city.
so they think i am too straight for this world. aka autistic.

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>that ugly kid who sat and front of you and smelled like shit
this was me

>>35468431
>that was me
lol loser

>that kid who never talked to anyone, hid away whenever possible to avoid being laughed at, and almost certainly reeked of terror-sweat at best, semen and possibly shit at worst, but somehow got remembered by everyone as an okay guy by the end of HS
how the fuck that happened i'll never know.

>>35468203
tfw you wanna cum on a belly but chubby girls are too insecure for it

>>35469130
>What he really means is that he's too insecure and even fat sluts want nothing to do with him

>>35468203
Fat women are idiots. They'll act offended if you find them attractive or unattractive. Just keep fapping to them online and leave them alone IRL.

peep beep meem creep

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>>35468152
gonna dump my blart folder now thanks for the reminder that i had this

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>>35468214
these are still so good honestly

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Does this photo turn you on?

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>tfw share this board with dozens of garbagetaste robots who actually find tomoko attractive

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>>35468466
Was going to post this. Tomoko is a stacy cunt.