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All I want is a genuine depressed gf :/
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>>39323932
The only genuine depressed girl that I known and even could have something with her was a bitch, besides she wasn't so much depressed as me, so she couldn't understand me
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>>39323932
Just get an orphan gf
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>>39324087
where 2 cop one tho?

Why did so many people support this man, and still do support him?
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better to die for your ideals with dignity and honor than to renege like cowardly opportunist slime
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He's very likable. Aside from that he's basically your average republican president.
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He's done nothing wrong.

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i have bad psoriasis over most of my body and it is literally the cause of almost all of my problems, even struggle to move some days because it's in my joints too
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look at otezla, its a pill you take twice a day that treats psoriasis
I didnt have it as bad as you but it cleared me up 100% and has good success with severe cases too
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atopic dermatitis and a lot of scars (not self-inflicted)
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>>39323725
im in england and not sure if they give that here? so far doc recommended light therapy which helped a bit and then an immunosuppresant which doesn't do much except make me feel sick. my next appointment is in september
>>39323804
i have some areas mostly on legs where it healed up from the past and it resembles self harm scars which is really annoying

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who unironically /cuck/ here?
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>>39323755
there's nothing wrong with being cuck anon
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who unironically /would kill wife and guy she cheated on with and feed them to the pigs/ here?
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>>39323871
but that's not hot at all anon, why would you do such a mean thing

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>mom works night shift
>decide to get some gpb and wake up early in the morning
>wake up
>wash dishes
>clean the rooms
>mom comes back home
>"Wow thank you so much anon good work!"
>ask her to go to the store and buy me some ice cream
>its only like 10 minutes of walking
>"No anon im very tired I really need some sleep. Maybe when I wake up"
>start yelling at her
>she runs to her bedroom crying

Why is she such an ungrateful bitch? I literally woke up 4 hours earlier than usual and she couldnt walk to a fucking store for me. Are all women so lazy?
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My mom is very hard working and always tries her best, so no not all women are so lazy. Its not really about the gender its about the person, youre just unlucky to have such a mother
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>>39323598
>>Start yelling at her
you might have gotten the ice-cream if you didn't do this
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>>39324329
>t. roastie mom

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/mbti/

ENTP only master race edition
(Also r8 my meme)
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I will beat you up nigga. Also shit gay cartoon meme.
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>>39323680
Hey there, me! How goes life in hell?
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INFJ checking in

I'm not sure why I am bothering though.

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Honestly
Skinny-fit white girls, around 5'8-5'11 height, long black hair, big tits is the height of attractiveness
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>>39323454
the girl on the far right is the best
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Originally 2nd in on the right
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>op is on a college campus and saw a female for the first time in his life

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>be me
>invite guy over to my house from tinder
>possiblebf.jpg
>we have sex
>it's ok i guess
>he doesn't really want to kiss much
>i try to cuddle after
>he gets out of bed and starts getting dressed
>we walk into kitchen
>i take six pack of beer out of fridge
>"do you want to have a few beers?"
>"oh cool, thanks anon"
>he leaves with the beer

mfw
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>>39323439

threads like this are what killed this board
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>>39323439
have you tried being more confident? going to the gym? maybe getting a haircut?

>>39323455
also this regardless of whether this is shit bait or an actual women, fuck off no one wants you here, you dont contribute anything of value and no one here would miss you if you stopped posting
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>>39323439
>invite guy over

You're already better off than any of us robots. Fuck off cunt.

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let's have a Tinder thread
I can hold conversations face to face but how do I keep Tinder conversations and how much should I talk to girls before I ask them out? Online dating seems so forced and weird.
I've got like 16 matches within the past 3-4 days by girls that I actually find attractive, is this above average? It actually surprised me that I got any matches at all because I wrote into my profile that I'm a 5'7 manlet (and I'm living in an area where 6'0 is the average for males)

>inb4 normie get out
been here since well before this board got deleted for the first time
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Tinder is gay. I got 7 matches and all 7 quit the conversation and unmatched me after 2 replies. Barely got a chance to say hi.

Also, there's no country where the average height is 6'0
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>>39323179
>Also, there's no country where the average height is 6'0
the average height for Hamburg in Germany is 1.837m
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>>39323179
> after hundreds of profiles all girls start to look the same
> none of them know how to keep a conversation going
> if you manage to date one she'll pretend to be interested then unmatch you after the date

yeah, nah. I'm done with that shit. I'd rather be single than constantly dealing with tinder's bull.

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IF YOU AREN'T POOR, YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT

IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN $500 ON YOU (in the bank and/or in paper money) MOST OF THE TIME, YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT
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>>39323144
What if i am a student and live with student loans, The money is in my bank but it is not mine, it is a loan.
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>>39323144

Shut up faggot, anyone can be a robot.
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>>39323163
You are not a robot because you are a roastie.

OP I am in a similar situation however I am a superior man, does this make me a robot?

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>tfw no cookie cutter blonde teen Stacy gf
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You literally can't look more basic than that.
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>>39323059
they looks like hobos
why is this considered trendy?
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basically if you were a chad that could fuck one you would unlock the whole harem

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Hey arcanine, what should I play as in Skyrim?
I've played a bit but I never got much into it cause I got bored of my character.
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>>39323031
Why are you calling me Arcanine anon
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>>39323031
Play as a coward. I found it's pretty interesting.
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>>39323031
Argonian is the best robot race

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Why don't you own a firearm /r9k/?
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>>39322916
because canuckcuck
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only human garbage would buy a gun instead of an anime waifu statue
>b-but you can buy both
fuck you, trashboy, buy two anime waifu statues
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Am yuropooor
End my missuroi famalamama but without a gun

I want to be your otoko no ko.
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>fag fell for the psyop now we all get to laugh at him
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>>39322890
Please, act like a real human being and don't throw your fetish left and right.
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fuck i wish i were a trap

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Tilde's big sexy legs edition
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back to >>>/bant/
shoo
shoo
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>>39322833

We were never there in the first place retarded yank
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>>39322833
>back
we were here first
why don't you go back to normiebook

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